[Manchester]- Locked / CC Second Birthday- The Advent

[LOCKED]

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ROOM 1: LOCKED

The Second Birthday

Dj: The Advent (Kombination Research)
Live: System 23 (Dust Science)

Residents: Jay Knight & Adam Rayner

ROOM 2: COMPUTER CONTROLLED
Dj: Mark Turner - Electro / Booty Set (The Orbit, Player)

Residents: Sir Real (House of God, [k]rack-troni[k]), Science Block (Sequence) & Peter Mangalore (Human Shield)

11th March 2005
10:00pm till 04:00am

The Phoenix, Oxford Road, Manchester
T: (0161) 2726806

For more info on this monthly night go to / contact us: -
www.lockedrecords.co.uk / www.computercontrolled.co.uk
lockedrecords@hotmail.com / computercontrolledrecords@hotmail.com

[Katie]

looks good! can't wait for next locked last one was really good and been wanting to see the advent seen as i missed them in the summer! nice one jay and ad! :lol:

[Traxx]

Not seen the advent before.

[Frank Dogshit]

you comin down mate?

what happened to you lads friday/sat anyhoos?

[fitipaldi]

are you and darkside trying to kill us? :lol:

will deffo be out for this!

[Boboagogo]

never seen him b4 either. should b another messy affair, heres hopin anyway :rambo:

[LOCKED]

Im still trying to work out who you are boboagogo ? Do i know you, have we met ?

[Boboagogo]

think i mite have spoken to ya on friday bak at the party, not sure tho, was in a bad way. was up at darkside the following nite tho, up the front wif danny n that. u'd def recognise me from locked anyway. will be at billy nasty this w/e, so ill come n have a chat then if yer there..

[Katie]

think i mite have spoken to ya on friday bak at the party, not sure tho, was in a bad way. was up at darkside the following nite tho, up the front wif danny n that. u'd def recognise me from locked anyway. will be at billy nasty this w/e, so ill come n have a chat then if yer there..

No way is that you gary? hows it going you feeling better after the weekend? you left your key at mine so i'll pop it down to you this weekend if i come up! had to clean my walls to after you had your mucky shoes on them! haha! nah only joking its no problem was well wrecked anyway! haha! :lol:

[Traxx]

you comin down mate?

what happened to you lads friday/sat anyhoos?

Everyone backed out. I couldnt be arsed goin on me own.

[lucy]

i think i will start saving early for this one!!! ha ha, locked was ****in fantastic, the best time ive had ever it was so ****in good. i danced all night and i didnt throw up once!!!!!! wow!!!! (thats never happened to mer fore)

were is my locked lee? there is a guy called lee who i danced with downsatirs most of the night he was ****in ace, i think i always see hgim, he recognised me anyway, but if lee happens to see this, lee, get intouch mate!!!! oh **** me, just rememberd, he's goin ben sims, woo cant wait for that one!!!!! good show on friday. blinding. didnt get to see regis n ruskin for more than 5mins tho coz had to go for the bus.,

did anyone else go in that shoppin market thing and get their pictures taken in that booth!!!!! hahaha

[Boboagogo]

No way is that you gary? hows it going you feeling better after the weekend? you left your key at mine so i'll pop it down to you this weekend if i come up! had to clean my walls to after you had your mucky shoes on them! haha! nah only joking its no problem was well wrecked anyway! haha! :lol:

its me, aye!just bout recovered, was a rough one tho. nice one bout the keys, halls were trying to charge me £40 for a new set, the dodgy bastards. and sorry bout the walls lol the state i was in i prob didnt even know wat i was doin :doh: mucho fun all the same :lol:

[fitipaldi]

i think i will start saving early for this one!!! ha ha, locked was **** fantastic, the best time ive had ever it was so **** good. i danced all night and i didnt throw up once!!!!!! wow!!!! (thats never happened to mer fore)

were is my locked lee? there is a guy called lee who i danced with downsatirs most of the night he was **** ace, i think i always see hgim, he recognised me anyway, but if lee happens to see this, lee, get intouch mate!!!! oh **** me, just rememberd, he's goin ben sims, woo cant wait for that one!!!!! good show on friday. blinding. didnt get to see regis n ruskin for more than 5mins tho coz had to go for the bus.,

did anyone else go in that shoppin market thing and get their pictures taken in that booth!!!!! hahaha

was he a scouser?

[retox]

i think i will start saving early for this one!!! ha ha, locked was **** fantastic, the best time ive had ever it was so **** good. i danced all night and i didnt throw up once!!!!!! wow!!!! (thats never happened to mer fore)

were is my locked lee? there is a guy called lee who i danced with downsatirs most of the night he was **** ace, i think i always see hgim, he recognised me anyway, but if lee happens to see this, lee, get intouch mate!!!! oh **** me, just rememberd, he's goin ben sims, woo cant wait for that one!!!!! good show on friday. blinding. didnt get to see regis n ruskin for more than 5mins tho coz had to go for the bus.,

did anyone else go in that shoppin market thing and get their pictures taken in that booth!!!!! hahaha

was he a scouser?
Was it this Lee lol?
http://www.locked.org.uk/images/phoenix/IMG_0245.jpg
:lol:

[BinaryDave10110]

Heard your 1st one went well. Nice one!

[Frank Dogshit]

i think i will start saving early for this one!!! ha ha, locked was **** fantastic, the best time ive had ever it was so **** good. i danced all night and i didnt throw up once!!!!!! wow!!!! (thats never happened to mer fore)

were is my locked lee? there is a guy called lee who i danced with downsatirs most of the night he was **** ace, i think i always see hgim, he recognised me anyway, but if lee happens to see this, lee, get intouch mate!!!! oh **** me, just rememberd, he's goin ben sims, woo cant wait for that one!!!!! good show on friday. blinding. didnt get to see regis n ruskin for more than 5mins tho coz had to go for the bus.,

did anyone else go in that shoppin market thing and get their pictures taken in that booth!!!!! hahaha

was he a scouser?
Was it this Lee lol?
http://www.locked.org.uk/images/phoenix/IMG_0245.jpg
:lol:

you cant beat a session with the party boy!!! :lol:

[LOCKED]

who is this gurner

[Katie]

i think i will start saving early for this one!!! ha ha, locked was **** fantastic, the best time ive had ever it was so **** good. i danced all night and i didnt throw up once!!!!!! wow!!!! (thats never happened to mer fore)

were is my locked lee? there is a guy called lee who i danced with downsatirs most of the night he was **** ace, i think i always see hgim, he recognised me anyway, but if lee happens to see this, lee, get intouch mate!!!! oh **** me, just rememberd, he's goin ben sims, woo cant wait for that one!!!!! good show on friday. blinding. didnt get to see regis n ruskin for more than 5mins tho coz had to go for the bus.,

did anyone else go in that shoppin market thing and get their pictures taken in that booth!!!!! hahaha

was he a scouser?
Was it this Lee lol?
http://www.locked.org.uk/images/phoenix/IMG_0245.jpg
:lol:

you cant beat a session with the party boy!!! :lol:

you never know he might like to even tell you bout his sex life!! :rambo:

[Katie]

No way is that you gary? hows it going you feeling better after the weekend? you left your key at mine so i'll pop it down to you this weekend if i come up! had to clean my walls to after you had your mucky shoes on them! haha! nah only joking its no problem was well wrecked anyway! haha! :lol:

its me, aye!just bout recovered, was a rough one tho. nice one bout the keys, halls were trying to charge me £40 for a new set, the dodgy bastards. and sorry bout the walls lol the state i was in i prob didnt even know wat i was doin :doh: mucho fun all the same :lol:

yeah its cool knew you were ****ed anyway! i was pretty wasted myself so didn't mind doing something to keep myself busy! haha! yeah i'll bring it down this weekend or something!

[LOCKED]

Check this out, thats what you call enthusiasm !!! :twisted: :evil: ..............


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[Frank Dogshit]

Check this out, thats what you call enthusiasm !!! :twisted: :evil: ..............


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jesus christ! :shock:

back scuttlling or has he just dropped somet on his toe? :lol:

you got any more pics from the weekend felcher?

[LOCKED]

We've got loads, they will be on our new site, which is due to be online this week ! Its looking shit hot at the mo !

That is one scary picture, you wouldnt like to bump into him in a club would you !

[retox]

Got a few good pics from last friday
http://www.locked.org.uk/images/phoenix/IMG_0241.jpg
http://www.locked.org.uk/images/phoenix/IMG_0242.jpg
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http://www.locked.org.uk/images/phoenix/IMG_0252.jpg

[Frank Dogshit]

Got a few good pics from last friday
http://www.locked.org.uk/images/phoenix/IMG_0241.jpg
http://www.locked.org.uk/images/phoenix/IMG_0242.jpg
http://www.locked.org.uk/images/phoenix/IMG_0246.jpg
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quality pics there danny boy...looks brilliant!

spot chris from leigh fallin asleep on the 3rd one....class!! :lol:

[Traxx]

Looks like that was busy one. Tasty set up as well :cool:

[Stella Boy]

pics look great, plenty of people and love the look of the new venue. :clap:

[Tiptoe]

ha ha quality. chris and his gurn :lol:

[Stella Boy]

I seriously had to double take at the pic of Ruskin - he's the spitting image of the old oompah lumpah himself - Mr Darkside :lol:

[Katie]

Haha i spotted chris there as well! actually caught him in the corner on friday falling asleep! how can you fall asleep!?!?! :lol: :roll:

[neko]

i'm sure i saw tomsun with his afro in one of those pics :hmm:

[Katie]

i'm sure i saw tomsun with his afro in one of those pics :hmm:

Yeah you did! he came out with us not seen him for ages was well cool! he's a good lad! joining the navy as well you know!

[neko]

haha good lad him :crackup:

[Frank Dogshit]

i'm sure i saw tomsun with his afro in one of those pics :hmm:

Yeah you did! he came out with us not seen him for ages was well cool! he's a good lad! joining the navy as well you know!

seemed to be enjoying himself too..loves a techno outing does the lad.

afros gone tho now apparently. :lol:

[Katie]

i'm sure i saw tomsun with his afro in one of those pics :hmm:

Yeah you did! he came out with us not seen him for ages was well cool! he's a good lad! joining the navy as well you know!

seemed to be enjoying himself too..loves a techno outing does the lad.

afros gone tho now apparently. :lol:

i know gotta try and get him out more often i'll ask him to come to the next locked i reckon think he'll be up for that if he's not already departed us to the navy! :cry:

[Martin Dust]

Loads of new edits and shit to play at this one....boom

[lucy]

my techno lee was called lee robinson. i have got his email address now anyway. does jamie come on here? the one who always says 'come to my party!!' coz i bet he does, anyway jamie me old buddy, i owe u one. i want ur teeshirt. please give it to me. i have been droppin major hints to billy but no result. im sure i will get my top. very sure!

im not on aany of the photos. gutted. well, not really. well abnit, i wanted to see me on a picture thats all. what? i am stupid./

[Frank Dogshit]

my techno lee was called lee robinson. i have got his email address now anyway. does jamie come on here? the one who always says 'come to my party!!' coz i bet he does, anyway jamie me old buddy, i owe u one. i want ur teeshirt. please give it to me. i have been droppin major hints to billy but no result. im sure i will get my top. very sure!

im not on aany of the photos. gutted. well, not really. well abnit, i wanted to see me on a picture thats all. what? i am stupid./

haha.....jamie west techno you on about? always good for an afterparty is that lad! :rambo:

[lucyb]

yes that is my lovely jamie. i thought he might have been you to be honest. or stella boy! i think sum1 has hacked on to my other acount and changed my password!! the cheek!!

[LOCKED]

I like your style Lucy, always the first one in Locked, straight on the dance floor, avin it all night ! no messin - keep up the good work! :clap:

[lucyb]

thanks! bloody hell, and theres me thinking that you had fallen out with me or something. i was reassured that you were just under a lot of pressure and not to take it personally!! ha ha, i am a loser. but yeah, i am like lockeds biggest fan. always first one there, first one dancing!! so the story goes. too bad you werent available for a chat. ne mind

[LOCKED]

Are you talking about Maestro Knight or Master Rayner here Miss B?

[ComputerControlled]

maestro knight??!!! :eh:

gurner knight more like. hehe.

[lucyb]

yep i was talking bout ad. doesnt matter tho now, i am a paratrooper as adam would say! you make me smile, i only call people 'mr (surname)' when i am being cheeky!!

[Frank Dogshit]

alright lucy,nice to meet you and your fella on friday...i was full of beans up until havin to spend the journey over to salford in the boot of a car. :lol:

see you at locked.

[kittykorrupt]

alright lucy,nice to meet you and your fella on friday...i was full of beans up until havin to spend the journey over to salford in the boot of a car. :lol:

see you at locked.

we kept forgetting you were in the boot and when adam let you out at the station you looked half dead. next time i'll make sure its someone else in the boot hun hehe

[Frank Dogshit]

alright lucy,nice to meet you and your fella on friday...i was full of beans up until havin to spend the journey over to salford in the boot of a car. :lol:

see you at locked.

we kept forgetting you were in the boot and when adam let you out at the station you looked half dead. next time i'll make sure its someone else in the boot hun hehe

i quite enjoyed it really,least you didnt have to look at me nibblin me ears in the passenger seats. :lol: had a right rave in the boot on me own aswell. :dance:

[kittykorrupt]

alright lucy,nice to meet you and your fella on friday...i was full of beans up until havin to spend the journey over to salford in the boot of a car. :lol:

see you at locked.

we kept forgetting you were in the boot and when adam let you out at the station you looked half dead. next time i'll make sure its someone else in the boot hun hehe

i quite enjoyed it really,least you didnt have to look at me nibblin me ears in the passenger seats. :lol: had a right rave in the boot on me own aswell. :dance:

hehe yeah adam turned the music up then when we stopped realised that you were in the boot haha.

you should of stopped on sat after voodoo you wanna see the video's i got of jay and lucas totally dribbling messes on my sofa hehe

[Frank Dogshit]

alright lucy,nice to meet you and your fella on friday...i was full of beans up until havin to spend the journey over to salford in the boot of a car. :lol:

see you at locked.

we kept forgetting you were in the boot and when adam let you out at the station you looked half dead. next time i'll make sure its someone else in the boot hun hehe

i quite enjoyed it really,least you didnt have to look at me nibblin me ears in the passenger seats. :lol: had a right rave in the boot on me own aswell. :dance:

hehe yeah adam turned the music up then when we stopped realised that you were in the boot haha.

you should of stopped on sat after voodoo you wanna see the video's i got of jay and lucas totally dribbling messes on my sofa hehe

aye i would of liked to of done but i had to see the folks on sunday,wud of been horrible tryin to chew on a peice of beef while answering head battering questions off my parents all day. :lol:

can smell a fine party after locked tho! :cool:

[Katie]

alright lucy,nice to meet you and your fella on friday...i was full of beans up until havin to spend the journey over to salford in the boot of a car. :lol:

see you at locked.

we kept forgetting you were in the boot and when adam let you out at the station you looked half dead. next time i'll make sure its someone else in the boot hun hehe

i quite enjoyed it really,least you didnt have to look at me nibblin me ears in the passenger seats. :lol: had a right rave in the boot on me own aswell. :dance:


hehe yeah adam turned the music up then when we stopped realised that you were in the boot haha.

you should of stopped on sat after voodoo you wanna see the video's i got of jay and lucas totally dribbling messes on my sofa hehe

:lol: :lol:

[LOCKED]

Im not looking forward to seeing these videos on the internet at all ! But beware - Oriel/ Rayner/ Chris - if you put them up on here i will get my revenge ! You will come off worse believe me !

[Traxx]

Put them up, Put them up, Put them up, :lol:

[Frank Dogshit]

Im not looking forward to seeing these videos on the internet at all ! But beware - Oriel/ Rayner/ Chris - if you put them up on here i will get my revenge ! You will come off worse believe me !

sounds like a threat to me....

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you coming the next locked riley?feel free to come back ours afterwards if you have to wait on the train like. :cool:

[fitipaldi]

Im not looking forward to seeing these videos on the internet at all ! But beware - Oriel/ Rayner/ Chris - if you put them up on here i will get my revenge ! You will come off worse believe me !

Ha ha, this could get interesting! :clap:

[LOCKED]

Well i guess im pretty lucky actually cos Rayner and Chris are both internet Neanderthol's so there is no threat on that front, i think Oriel is my only problem !

[kittykorrupt]

Im not looking forward to seeing these videos on the internet at all ! But beware - Oriel/ Rayner/ Chris - if you put them up on here i will get my revenge ! You will come off worse believe me !

well i wasnt gonna put them up jay but think i just may now hehe :twisted:

[Katie]

Im not looking forward to seeing these videos on the internet at all ! But beware - Oriel/ Rayner/ Chris - if you put them up on here i will get my revenge ! You will come off worse believe me !

well i wasnt gonna put them up jay but think i just may now hehe :twisted:

haha those videos are funny think lucas was worse though when he started doing mad shit with his hands! :lol:

[kittykorrupt]

Im not looking forward to seeing these videos on the internet at all ! But beware - Oriel/ Rayner/ Chris - if you put them up on here i will get my revenge ! You will come off worse believe me !

well i wasnt gonna put them up jay but think i just may now hehe :twisted:

haha those videos are funny think lucas was worse though when he started doing mad shit with his hands! :lol:

haha just had another look at them. the best one of jay is when he does that mad thing with his lips at the end :lol:

[Katie]

Im not looking forward to seeing these videos on the internet at all ! But beware - Oriel/ Rayner/ Chris - if you put them up on here i will get my revenge ! You will come off worse believe me !

well i wasnt gonna put them up jay but think i just may now hehe :twisted:

haha those videos are funny think lucas was worse though when he started doing mad shit with his hands! :lol:

haha just had another look at them. the best one of jay is when he does that mad thing with his lips at the end :lol:

haha! good lad! shame you didn't have any videos of that girl fighting with lucas! poor lad! :twisted:

[kittykorrupt]

Im not looking forward to seeing these videos on the internet at all ! But beware - Oriel/ Rayner/ Chris - if you put them up on here i will get my revenge ! You will come off worse believe me !

well i wasnt gonna put them up jay but think i just may now hehe :twisted:

haha those videos are funny think lucas was worse though when he started doing mad shit with his hands! :lol:

haha just had another look at them. the best one of jay is when he does that mad thing with his lips at the end :lol:

haha! good lad! shame you didn't have any videos of that girl fighting with lucas! poor lad! :twisted:

haha yeah that was a bit of a mad experience

[ComputerControlled]

post em oriel!!!! sounds funny as f*ck!!!!!!

[lucyb]

avent been on ere for a few days or somthing. but yeah nice to meet you (im not calling you that name) i wont remember wot you look like tho so you will prob have to say hello to me. i remeber wot that other guy looks like, is he called danny? he give me a nice little present, a very little one. but very nice. i only remeber him coz its hard not too, hes one of those 'in yer face' guys. you should have seen billy the cheeky minx, he was askin peoples numbers for promo texts and he got sum bird who fell in love with him. :clap: i hope she comes to collision. that sounded dead mean then but it wasnt. ooo, i cant wait, only one more week left, Bring it on!!!! (does anyone go to megadog, its quite alright, bit a techno)

[LOCKED]

Yo Lucy, has anyone ever told you that you are off your head ? :mashed:

[ComputerControlled]

never mind that... where's this video of maestro gurn in action?

[ramshackles]

yea lucy...i made it to the last megadog. It was pretty good...up until that weird band came on... :doh:

[fitipaldi]

never mind that... where's this video of maestro gurn in action?

yeah come on oriel, share the wealth!

[Katie]

never mind that... where's this video of maestro gurn in action?

yeah come on oriel, share the wealth!

she doesn't know how to post videos and think she's at work at the mo neway! they are proper funny though!

[Frank Dogshit]

reckon i wanna see some dribbling wretches aswell. :clap:

[fitipaldi]

reckon i wanna see some dribbling wretches aswell. :clap:

Cheif Gurn's coming round tonight! give him that power did we found cleanin up :lol:

[Katie]

reckon i wanna see some dribbling wretches aswell. :clap:

Cheif Gurn's coming round tonight! give him that power did we found cleanin up :lol:

haha! didn't hayhurst gobble that one before he went the pub? :lol: :clap:

[Frank Dogshit]

reckon i wanna see some dribbling wretches aswell. :clap:

Cheif Gurn's coming round tonight! give him that power did we found cleanin up :lol:

wont take much persuasion. :lol:

[Katie]

who put that post up on the tribal board of dave with the beard! saw that when i was at oriels the other day only just remebered! well funny! :lol:

[LOCKED]

Remember people , i will get you back twice as bad !

[Katie]

Remember people , i will get you back twice as bad !

we've not done anything it'll be oriel that puts them up! haha! :lol: there not that bad anyway!

[LOCKED]

They ****in are that bad, they the worst gurns i have ever seen (apart fro Grand- Ads) ! And when i say i will get my revenge, it is aimed at whoever posts them or helps in getting them posted!

[Katie]

They ****in are that bad, they the worst gurns i have ever seen (apart fro Grand- Ads) ! And when i say i will get my revenge, it is aimed at whoever posts them or helps in getting them posted!

hahaha! at least you weren't waving at imaginary people like lucas! :lol: :lol:

[kittykorrupt]

i will post then but not sure how. if someone can tell me how to do it or do it i'll send them over msn or email.

jay if i could gurn like you i'd be proud of it hehe :mashed:

[kittykorrupt]

:!:

[Traxx]

HAHAHA :lol:

And the gold medal in gurning goes too............

[Frank Dogshit]

www.gurnfactor.net

[fitipaldi]

haha!

Its Bolten's amatuer retard society sign language lessons :lol:

[LOCKED]

Mix cd to be given out at the next Locked is provided by Sam Horam who has graced the decks at Manchester's Intergalactic funk and the Darkside in Leeds! Tracklisting available Here (http://www.tribalgathering.co.uk/cgi-bin/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=2;t=004056)

Vinyl to be given out is Epoch Worx 003 by Matt Blak check out www.epochworx.com

Computer Controlled would also like to announce Sir Real as their new monthly
resident. Although he's best known for his stomping sets at Birmingham's House
of God, Neil will be leaving his trademark techno back home as he makes the
monthly trip up to Manchester with a fine selection of quality electronics. For
those of you that haven't checked out his more eclectic side out yet make sure
you do as his storming electro sets are not to be missed...

[TechnoLaydee]

haha those videos are quality!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[ampassasinbirmingham]

that is some serious techno gurn action right there!!!!!

[lucyb]

ramshackles

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Joined: 17 Feb 2005
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yea lucy...i made it to the last megadog. It was pretty good...up until that weird band came on...
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DONT GET MAD, GET TECHNO!

yeah i was the girl in the police hat who that woman shouted for -- woo that was me.

hey jay can i have a cd, you know that i am a ****in well dedicated locked fan and i even got introuble off other websites for biggin u up so much, cummon, its my birthday!!! haha, oh yeah! oh my god, i cant wait, i wanna see these vids, but cant look at em at home coz i think sum spy ware shit has hacked my pc ... dont know why... :roll: my pc is feckered. oops.

[TechnoLaydee]

not long till friday now!:)

[ramshackles]

ah lucy b....I remember seeing you in the police womans hat....I saw a guy in one too I think. There was someone taking pictures from the night...you got any idea if they have been posted anywhere?

[Stella Boy]

Good luck for Friday Jay and let me know how it went when I see you Saturday.

[lucyb]

are you not comming? i remembered what you look like aswell, i was just walking down the street thinkin of ben sims and then i remembered what you looked like. never mind.

err photos, i dont know... i will find out, i wonder if anyone took a picture of me, hmm, they might have now. yeah, i asked my bf to look after my hat whilst i went to the toilet and he gave it to his mate to wear. we all know who looked best in that hat! ;) only messing. i was going ask whether i will be seeing you at locked, but saying that, i dont know who the hell you are and i doubt you will recognise me if u saw me!! oh well, that place gets too packed to search for people!

[ramshackles]

keep you eyes peeled for a tallish girl with long dark hair and blue eyes, no doubt ill be giving it death on the dance floor somewhere ;)

[Martin Dust]

See ya all on Friday....

[Frank Dogshit]

See ya all on Friday....

really lookin forward to friday....

martin....any chance of another 9 minutes of 'one more line'? :cool:

[lucyb]

oh right, so ramshackles, your a girl... erm, tall girl, long dark hair, blue eyes... hmm, i am not that tall, long reddy brown hair, blue eyes, i always wear jeans and trainers like a tramp!! but whats the point in wearing bloddy stilletos if i cant even walk in em?! im not one for dressing really pretty in dreses n stuff coz all the other times ive worn them i always attract the dirty wreckheads and they look up my skirt so i think i will stick to my jeans. they are way cumfier anyway, especially if ur givin it all uv got!

oh yeah, mr dogshit, i confused u for stella boy, but as i said bfore i was walking down the street and ur face popped into my head a nd i remember what you look like now, so i will try and look out for you and say hello.

[S_BLOK]

Images were taken and will be on line soon on the the all new improved Locked website!! You have been warned!

[Frank Dogshit]

oh right, so ramshackles, your a girl... erm, tall girl, long dark hair, blue eyes... hmm, i am not that tall, long reddy brown hair, blue eyes, i always wear jeans and trainers like a tramp!! but whats the point in wearing bloddy stilletos if i cant even walk in em?! im not one for dressing really pretty in dreses n stuff coz all the other times ive worn them i always attract the dirty wreckheads and they look up my skirt so i think i will stick to my jeans. they are way cumfier anyway, especially if ur givin it all uv got!

oh yeah, mr dogshit, i confused u for stella boy, but as i said bfore i was walking down the street and ur face popped into my head a nd i remember what you look like now, so i will try and look out for you and say hello.

lucys guide to clubbing clothes comfort... :lol:

haha....yeah do come and say hello again and we'll have a proper chat this time. i remember what you look like aswell as your one of the giddy ones,dont forget them!! :twisted:

[Frank Dogshit]

Images were taken and will be on line soon on the the all new improved Locked website!! You have been warned!

cheif gurns,maestro gurns,people falling asleep while in mid gurn aswell as the knight factor looking all camp.....well worth a nosey! :lol:

[LOCKED]

I am the furthest from camp you could possibly imagine you sperm gargler ! The camera is gonna be on you this weekend mate ! :evil:

[TechnoLaydee]

is the april locked on the 8th as if it is it can be my 21st celebrations! :)

[Frank Dogshit]

I am the furthest from camp you could possibly imagine you sperm gargler ! The camera is gonna be on you this weekend mate ! :evil:


sperm gargler,first time ive had the pleasure of bein called that one. :clap:

get me on your hall of gurn all you like,itll just be the extra incentive to throw up them videos again of you chewing your ears. :lol:

[ComputerControlled]

is the april locked on the 8th as if it is it can be my 21st celebrations! :)

aye, it is the 8th! and the lineup is DOUBLE sick!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[alsynthe]

also my 21st birthday celebrations on 6th april so this will probs be my birthday nite out

[LOCKED]

Where the fo do you get these Avatar's from Doggers, that is quality , do you reckon its true ? I thought he may be a sausage ?

[Frank Dogshit]

Where the fo do you get these Avatar's from Doggers, that is quality , do you reckon its true ? I thought he may be a sausage ?

who knows but i reckon he could of done better for himself? shes hardly the type you want molestering with while your playing on your laptop.
its probably his hairdresser.

after checking the chap out soon infact,a evening with hawtin is always welcome in my book!check him out in ibiza if you can,pounders everytime!

[TechnoLaydee]

yeh danny your avatar is taking up the whole screen, i think the guy sat next to me is wondering what the hell i keep looking at :lol:

[Frank Dogshit]

yeh danny your avatar is taking up the whole screen, i think the guy sat next to me is wondering what the hell i keep looking at :lol:

best change it then.. :lol:

[fitipaldi]

Images were taken and will be on line soon on the the all new improved Locked website!! You have been warned!

cheif gurns,maestro gurns,people falling asleep while in mid gurn aswell as the knight factor looking all camp.....well worth a nosey! :lol:

Danny, that pic of you in our living room is THE campest gurn ever recorded! :lol:

[Stella Boy]

I cannot wait to see the reviews after this event. I've got a feeling there's gonna be some quality pics posted :lol:

[Martin Dust]

See ya all on Friday....

really lookin forward to friday....

martin....any chance of another 9 minutes of 'one more line'? :cool:


Yeah, for sure Frank, spent last night working on the bass on that one and Jay has just given us 15 more mins so we'll hit you with the full version. Got a filter heavy version of Simplex that should go down a treat at Locked as well, may play our re-edit of Fist vs Splinter as well :twisted:

Bring your best sperm gargling gurning head ;)

[fitipaldi]

See ya all on Friday....

really lookin forward to friday....

martin....any chance of another 9 minutes of 'one more line'? :cool:


Yeah, for sure Frank, spent last night working on the bass on that one and Jay has just given us 15 more mins so we'll hit you with the full version. Got a filter heavy version of Simplex that should go down a treat at Locked as well, may play our re-edit of Fist vs Splinter as well :twisted:

Bring your best sperm gargling gurning head ;)

Sounds good!!

Can't wait for this :lol:

[LOCKED]

If you know you are coming on friday, it would be wise to email us to get on the guaranteed entry list as we have not done tickets for this event and it is looking to be a busy one ! Plus it is slightly cheaper !

computercontrolledrecords@hotmail.com
lockedrecords@hotmail.com

[lucyb]

lucys guide to clubbing clothes comfort... :lol:

haha....yeah do come and say hello again and we'll have a proper chat this time. i remember what you look like aswell as your one of the giddy ones,dont forget them!! :twisted:[/quote]

haha, wot do you mean i am one of the giddy ones!! haha, youre right actually, but i dont see how i came across as giddy that night at 6am.. i was freezing my bollocks off!! but yeah i can get giddy if techno is involved. i wont be upstairs tho as i dont really like electro, i will be downstairs wherre that box thing is opposite the dj both, i think its the sounds controll room, i was hovering infront of that last time facing the dj! so yeah cant wait, i am well excited!!

[Boboagogo]

lookin likely im gonna miss this :doh: shit bein skint. mite fone home and ask for some emergency funds, slim chance tho :(

[LOCKED]

lookin likely im gonna miss this :doh: shit bein skint. mite fone home and ask for some emergency funds, slim chance tho :(

Im not having that mate, your gonna have to come up with a better excuse than that :lol:

[Frank Dogshit]

lookin likely im gonna miss this :doh: shit bein skint. mite fone home and ask for some emergency funds, slim chance tho :(

Im not having that mate, your gonna have to come up with a better excuse than that :lol:

aye go on gary get yaself out....they do buckfast on tap in the phoenix now ya know? :lol:

[Boboagogo]

they do buckfast on tap in the phoenix now ya know? :lol:

aye thats it, have a laugh at my expense. its an addiction and its no joke :dontevengothere: ;)

na but seriously, still looking grim. rang the parents and said i'd ran out of money for food so theyre gonna gimme some cash tommorow. problem is tho i really have run out of food, choice between locked and a weeks starvation or a boring w/e with the opportunity to stuff my face for a week..

s'pose i cud get winged and not have to eat for a week :lol:

[fitipaldi]

[quote="Boboagogo"][quote="Frank Dogshit"]

s'pose i cud get winged and not have to eat for a week :lol:[/quote

haha get yourself out gary you horrible bastard!

[lucyb]

yeah its costin me a bomb, bloody boyfriends. bastards

[Martin Dust]

Machines Locked and Loaded.

New edits of BMB Splinter vs Fist, New Order, Ben Long, One More Line.

Manchester, you are going down____/23

[Frank Dogshit]

shit hot!

cant wait for tonight,expecting a right noisy one! :rambo:

[Katie]

they do buckfast on tap in the phoenix now ya know? :lol:

aye thats it, have a laugh at my expense. its an addiction and its no joke :dontevengothere: ;)

na but seriously, still looking grim. rang the parents and said i'd ran out of money for food so theyre gonna gimme some cash tommorow. problem is tho i really have run out of food, choice between locked and a weeks starvation or a boring w/e with the opportunity to stuff my face for a week..

s'pose i cud get winged and not have to eat for a week :lol:

ahh come on gary you have to come out! haha! can't wait for tonight now! well excited! :lol:

[Traxx]

have a good'n kids :cool:

[Frank Dogshit]

have a good'n kids :cool:

you not fancy it?

[Stella Boy]

what out for those camera flashes franky boy ;) :lol:

[Traxx]

have a good'n kids :cool:

you not fancy it?

Im goin to see rue east & mark broom at alcatraz, wanted to see rue east for ages + its local innit. Id of gone otherwise :cool:

[Frank Dogshit]

what out for those camera flashes franky boy ;) :lol:

i know,tell me about it......hall of gurn here we come! :doh:

[Boboagogo]

looks like im goin :twisted: super cheap nite tho..

[ramshackles]

how good was Locked last night? I really enjoyed it. Not been to a night where such good techno has been played in ages. Good crowd too...Nice to meet you all finally...you know who you are...drinks were a tad on the pricey side but I didnt care, the music made up for it all. Will definitely be going again. sorry i never made it to the afterparty...am looking forward to hearing the tales. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Martin Dust]

Big thanks to everyone at Locked, great atmos and up for it crowd. We had a great time. Shouts to Jay, Matt, Lisa, "Our" Frank, Peter, Neil, the fella who got us the beer in while we played! We promise not to be late next time and I won't leave my smokes in the car!!!!

Big up to all the BOA and LD peeps that spoke to us, well friendly and we felt right at home, brilliant.

Great to see Advent on the mixer, top stuff - keep supporting people.

System 23
Martin and Richard Dust

[Matt Blak]

Another quality night from Jay and Ad! ;) Thanks fella's! Really enjoyed it!
Top sets from everyone who played, fair does. All you guys kicked some serious arse! :rambo:
A BIG thanks to Jay, Ad, System 23, Cisco, everyone that came along and all the people that are supporting LOCKED & E'poch Worx! :clap:
see you all at the next one!

Matt

p.s. sorry for not having e'poch worx 3 with me to give out, two deliveries failed to get here in time, gutted. They'll be there for the next one!

[MARKEG]

just wish some cunt @ locked would book me again hahahahahahaha

nice 1 jay, great to hear it went well. if i wasnt out and about i would have been there.

:clap:

[ds2]

can you lot be a bit easier with ampassassin next month please.
poor lad was in a right state last night! could barely even speak.

[fitipaldi]

can you lot be a bit easier with ampassassin next month please.
poor lad was in a right state last night! could barely even speak.

:lol:

[eviled303]

next month i'm going to go to the right venue. turned up at the music box to flyer to find it closed. thankfully via the gift of the pm, jay told me it was actually at the phoenix. top marks to me for how to not read a flyer!!! looking forward to getting it right next time!!

[fresh_an_funky_design]

wicked night guys's really nice to hear quality techno that progressed nicely through the night, also great crowd an great atmosphere. Will definetly be coming to the next one.

also cheers to all you manchester lot for a wicked after party, you lot need to come down an experience a n.wales free party.

also the guy that said ampassassin could hardly talk... well he was the complete opposite at the after party. an he slipped in shit which was pretty funny :lol:

[Stella Boy]

The clock is now ticking for the 1st pic to be posted :pray: :lol:

[eyes without a face]

gutted i missed it again, but ive been sick as a dog this week and even missed voodoo last night too

haha what where they doing to billy then?

another cracking night by all reports

[fitipaldi]

Another quality night from the locked boys, great music and atmosphere again. Was well impressed with System 23, one more line took the roof off! already lookin forward to the next one!

Quality afterparty shenanigans as well, ampassasin took the entertainment to another level this time with his tree climbing and shit diving :lol: :clap: Sorry for wearing him out paul, we'll try and save some for darkside next time :lol:

Good to meet you and dawn joe, will deffinitly have to make the effort and get to one of these parties in the summer!

[Traxx]

Any audio of this one more line on the net anywhere?

[ds2]

Quality afterparty shenanigans as well, ampassasin took the entertainment to another level this time with his tree climbing and shit diving :lol: :clap: Sorry for wearing him out paul, we'll try and save some for darkside next time :lol:



shit diving! he kept that one quiet :lol:

[fitipaldi]

Quality afterparty shenanigans as well, ampassasin took the entertainment to another level this time with his tree climbing and shit diving :lol: :clap: Sorry for wearing him out paul, we'll try and save some for darkside next time :lol:



shit diving! he kept that one quiet :lol:

You would!!!

[fresh_an_funky_design]

he most of been going commando at the darkside as there were a pair of boxers in the bin in the toilet, which everyone thought were his! :lol:

[ampassasinbirmingham]

i fell not dived!!!

i feel so sore!!!!

u manchester lot deffinantly know how to party.i deffinantly cant do this everymonth.

[fresh_an_funky_design]

you wanna a hardcore party? try 3 days in the mud listening to relentless pounding techno in the middle of a denbigh forest :lol:


now thats ****ing hardcore

[lucyb]

i am going to get the person back who is responsible for my illness, the bastards. i was well ill on friday but i did my best to make it to locked, i did and then i nearly died after an hour. god i was ill.

[TechnoLaydee]

Another quality night from the locked boys, great music and atmosphere again. Was well impressed with System 23, one more line took the roof off! already lookin forward to the next one!

Quality afterparty shenanigans as well, ampassasin took the entertainment to another level this time with his tree climbing and shit diving :lol: :clap: Sorry for wearing him out paul, we'll try and save some for darkside next time :lol:

Good to meet you and dawn joe, will deffinitly have to make the effort and get to one of these parties in the summer!

cant believe i went to work and missed all this! work was extremly painful!

[Frank Dogshit]

Great night on Friday! Ad,Jay and The Advent were all good. Lots of friendly people there as usual,nice to meet a few off here aswell as the usual faces. Jock,you made it at last! ;) Joe/Dawn...count us all in for one of them 3 day raves,think a trip after voodoo could well be on the cards!! :lol:

well done paula for goin in aswell,nice team photo of you in ya max speilman outfit! ;)

and billy....what can you say about that clown??

[Katie]

wicked night guys's really nice to hear quality techno that progressed nicely through the night, also great crowd an great atmosphere. Will definetly be coming to the next one.

also cheers to all you manchester lot for a wicked after party, you lot need to come down an experience a n.wales free party.

also the guy that said ampassassin could hardly talk... well he was the complete opposite at the after party. an he slipped in shit which was pretty funny :lol:

that was ****ing quality! made us all giggle anyways! he even got stuck up the tree as well! and robbed the local shop! haha! spotted the boxers in the bin! how much bad luck can you have billy? haha! :roll: :lol:

[fresh_an_funky_design]

Great night on Friday! Ad,Jay and The Advent were all good. Lots of friendly people there as usual,nice to meet a few off here aswell as the usual faces. Jock,you made it at last! ;) Joe/Dawn...count us all in for one of them 3 day raves,think a trip after voodoo could well be on the cards!! :lol:

well done paula for goin in aswell,nice team photo of you in ya max speilman outfit! ;)

and billy....what can you say about that clown??



yeah hopefully i'll make it up to voodoo, as i really wanna see dave clarke play. an voodoo's always a wicked night

[Frank Dogshit]

yeah they were definetly billys shitty boxers them like!

spotted them in the bin and noticed one of his loving parents had sewn his name onto them so he'd never lose them! :lol:

would the owner like to come and pick these grotesque bags up before they get put on ebay??

[fresh_an_funky_design]

his name was sown in them...... f u c k i n g classic!! :lol:

[fresh_an_funky_design]

yeah but which one of you lot picked them up to see that his name was sown in them :nono:

[Frank Dogshit]

yeah but which one of you lot picked them up to see that his name was sown in them :nono:

fitipaldi did,hes washed them and wears them round the house now! :clap:

[ampassasinbirmingham]

those boxers wernt even mine. i went home after locked. :rambo:

frank i got a funny pic 4 your avatar.

[fresh_an_funky_design]

well if they weren't yours who's were they????????

i cant imagine why any1 else would put there boxers in the bin other than you

[ampassasinbirmingham]

y would i have gone to darkside wearing tracksuit bottoms and nno tshirt when i live 15 minutes from the venue?????? :shock:

[ramshackles]

where are the pics from this night????

[ampassasinbirmingham]

they will be on the new locked site soon.

[ramshackles]

jay better get his arse in gear!!!! lol.

[lucyb]

mr dogshit i was asking craig where you were, i would have come and found you but i ate some thing and it made me go a little crazy! i was in no fit state for talkin to people, and when i did i just looked soo silly! :roll:

[Katie]

y would i have gone to darkside wearing tracksuit bottoms and nno tshirt when i live 15 minutes from the venue?????? :shock:

noone said that you did go the darkside wearing tracksuit bottoms and a shitty tshirt! think he just asked whos boxers they were!

[retox]

Ok, heres a few pics from last friday, not many coz I'm in a rush, will put more up when I get time :)
http://www.locked.org.uk/images/advent/IMG_0328.jpg
http://www.locked.org.uk/images/advent/IMG_0332.jpg
And heres billy's quality tarzen impression
http://www.locked.org.uk/images/advent/IMG_0350.jpg
:lol:

[ds2]

:shock: billy you ****ing lunatic!

nice to see potatohead in the background too. i'll bet a quid that's a whiskey and coke in his hairy grasp.

[Katie]

:lol: :lol: haha ****in hell the last ones quality!

[ampassasinbirmingham]

the weekend comes back to haunt me.

ill put some even funnier ones of the manchester lot up when i can find some space.

[ampassasinbirmingham]

if anyones got any space 4 pics pm me.

[Traxx]

Who's that up the tree? was it a labtop set the advent done?

[Martin Dust]

Wicked tree climbing, made us smile a lot ;)

[ramshackles]

We need more pictures :)

[ampassasinbirmingham]

if anyone can host some i will send them over msn

[ramshackles]

can frank dogshit not host some more?

[fitipaldi]

if anyone can host some i will send them over msn

go here billy

www.imageshack.us

[Frank Dogshit]

few more...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/danny_orbit2003/c0c4.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/danny_orbit2003/6ff0.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/danny_orbit2003/99c3.jpg

[ampassasinbirmingham]

http://img221.exs.cx/img221/2760/dsc019289xi.jpg

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[img]http://img221.exs.cx/img221/8205/dsc019344dg.jpg

http://img221.exs.cx/img221/6653/dscf00091xa.jpg

http://img221.exs.cx/img221/8279/dscf00380jx.jpg

http://img221.exs.cx/img221/8583/dscf00615qk.jpg

http://img221.exs.cx/img221/6863/dscf00642ue.jpg

http://img221.exs.cx/img221/9374/dscf00835ee.jpg

http://img221.exs.cx/img221/825/dscf00911vb.jpg
AFTER PARTY CREW

http://img221.exs.cx/img221/376/dscf00941ns.jpg

Yellowest tongue in the world

[ampassasinbirmingham]

appologies for the image size.
\
just look how yellow that tongue is

DAN :doh:

[Frank Dogshit]

good pics them billy!

wouldnt like to know were that tongue of his has been tho!!sick puppy!

[Katie]

couldn't see the last 2! can imagine them being pretty gruesome though! :lol:

[Katie]

couldn't see the last 2! can imagine them being pretty gruesome though! :lol:

shit my mistake! dozy bitch! just seen the last 2! that one of dan is quality! haha!

[ampassasinbirmingham]

i wanna know where that sick locked light box is from

[Traxx]

Bit of male bonding goin on in one of those pics as well :shock: :lol:

[Katie]

i wanna know where that sick locked light box is from

grandad ad made it! it is class like!

[ampassasinbirmingham]

i wanna know where that sick locked light box is from

grandad ad made it! it is class like!

who is grandad ad???

[Katie]

i wanna know where that sick locked light box is from

grandad ad made it! it is class like!

who is grandad ad???

one of jay and ads mates he lives in normington and used to work at the orbit!!!

[G-BO]

looked at some of the photos there

im coming over to manchester for surgeon at the end of april, gary(boboagogo) was tellin me about 'techno house', yas look like a bunch of headcases, lookin foward to meetin some of yas..... :cool:

[Frank Dogshit]

looked at some of the photos there

im coming over to manchester for surgeon at the end of april, gary(boboagogo) was tellin me about 'techno house', yas look like a bunch of headcases, lookin foward to meetin some of yas..... :cool:

oh aye,youll be like a pig in muck mate. pro evo,innigo kennedy,mulero,itoh and wunsch on a sunday afternooon. :rambo: more clowns the better! :lol:

that surgeon night will be a belter aswell,top venue apparently! how long you coming over for?

[ds2]

oh aye,youll be like a pig in muck mate. pro evo,innigo kennedy,mulero,itoh and wunsch on a sunday afternooon. :rambo: more clowns the better! :lol:


on a sunday afternoon? wtf!
don't you lot ever unwind????????????????

[fitipaldi]

oh aye,youll be like a pig in muck mate. pro evo,innigo kennedy,mulero,itoh and wunsch on a sunday afternooon. :rambo: more clowns the better! :lol:


on a sunday afternoon? wtf!
don't you lot ever unwind????????????????

we're hardcore mofos :lol:

[ampassasinbirmingham]

oh aye,youll be like a pig in muck mate. pro evo,innigo kennedy,mulero,itoh and wunsch on a sunday afternooon. :rambo: more clowns the better! :lol:


on a sunday afternoon? wtf!
don't you lot ever unwind????????????????

they will do you in

[ds2]

oh aye,youll be like a pig in muck mate. pro evo,innigo kennedy,mulero,itoh and wunsch on a sunday afternooon. :rambo: more clowns the better! :lol:


on a sunday afternoon? wtf!
don't you lot ever unwind????????????????

they will do you in

i guessed that last month from the state of you billy :lol:

[Frank Dogshit]

apart from myself,any of the adamson boys turning out tonight at voodoo? :cool:

you out billy?or are the drums on rush/clarkes tracks not suited to your taste? :lol:

[Stella Boy]

I was gonna come over for Clarke but he's playing in leeds in may so i'm gonna wait until then. Have a good un :cool:

[ampassasinbirmingham]

apart from myself,any of the adamson boys turning out tonight at voodoo? :cool:

you out billy?or are the drums on rush/clarkes tracks not suited to your taste? :lol:

after the last locked i seemed like an abselute snob for saying comercial techno, when that kick the drum lad said there isnt such a thing as comercial techno i just tried to get my opinion across that there was such a thing.

RE:RUsh/clarke: of course i love rush and clarke. they got me into techno. there are very few people i dont respect on the scene. i dont only like surgeon! im not massive on dj rush's shranz style sets, but him and berkovi live :shock:

dave clarke is an excellent producer and dj. as is rush. money wont allow me to travel to voodoo as im in brum, but ill see you in a few weeks frank.

Btw: this isnt a dig at you frank, i just wanted you to know that i love most techno, i just have a problem with a small proportion of it.

[G-BO]

looked at some of the photos there

im coming over to manchester for surgeon at the end of april, gary(boboagogo) was tellin me about 'techno house', yas look like a bunch of headcases, lookin foward to meetin some of yas..... :cool:

oh aye,youll be like a pig in muck mate. pro evo,innigo kennedy,mulero,itoh and wunsch on a sunday afternooon. :rambo: more clowns the better! :lol:

that surgeon night will be a belter aswell,top venue apparently! how long you coming over for?

im coming over on the 20th til the 25th april, got accepted for MMU in crewe so i have to go for an open day on the wednesday and surgeon on the saturday ;)