LOCKED v COMPUTER CONTROLLED : 08/04/05

[LOCKED]

locked v Computer Controlled

08th April 2005
10:00pm till 04:00am
£10/£9 NUS

Room 1: LOCKED: Quality underground techno
Dj: Paul Mac (Stimulus, C-Side, Primate)
Dj: Leo Laker (Switchblade, Tresor)

Residents: Jay Knight & Adam Rayner

Room 2: COMPUTER CONTROLLED: Twisted electronics, acid and bass
A SCANDINAVIA RECORDS NIGHT
Live: Neil Landstrumm (Scandinavia, Tresor)
Live: Operator (Scandinavia)

Residents: Sir Real, Science Block & Peter Mangalore

The Phoenix, Oxford Road, Manchester
T: (0161) 2726806

For more information on this monthly event go to / contact us at: -
www.lockedrecords.co.uk / www.computercontrolled.co.uk
lockedrecords@hotmail.com / computercontrolledrecords@hotmail.com
Phone Ad on 07790 060562/ Steve on 07879 843224

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[alsynthe]

woohoo im there!!!!! my 21st birthday 2 days before!!!!

[neko]

nice, reckon i'll have to drag myself up for that one. :twisted:

[Traxx]

BO :cool:

Ill be down for this. Wanted to see mac, landstrumm & laker for ages. Now i can see them all on one night.

[Frank Dogshit]

proper sick lineup that.

ill be moochin between both rooms for that un.

[Stella Boy]

Mac & Landstrumm !!! :clap: excllent line up from the locked boys again :cool:

[nick_anarchy]

beast well done jay & adam

[alsynthe]

only downside is its at the pheonix, but that aint gonna stop me, wanted to see leo laker for a long time!!

[Katie]

ooh the lineups just get better! looks like its another double header as well cause darksides on the night after too! :twisted:

[Traxx]

ooh the lineups just get better! looks like its another double header as well cause darksides on the night after too! :twisted:

The the bmb one?

[Katie]

ooh the lineups just get better! looks like its another double header as well cause darksides on the night after too! :twisted:

The the bmb one?

yeah!

[Frank Dogshit]

cant hack these double headers anymore. :doh:

count me in for both though! :lol:

[Katie]

cant hack these double headers anymore. :doh:

count me in for both though! :lol:

haha that makes sense danny! clown! :roll:

[Frank Dogshit]

cant hack these double headers anymore. :doh:

count me in for both though! :lol:

haha that makes sense danny! clown! :roll:

shurrup you! :study:

[fitipaldi]

£8 members



How do we become members?

[LOCKED]

sorry, thats a mistake, i will rectify it now !

[Frank Dogshit]

only downside is its at the pheonix, but that aint gonna stop me, wanted to see leo laker for a long time!!

cant see the problem with the phoenix me,quality little venue for sick ass techno i reckon. creates a good atmosphere in there.

[nick_anarchy]

past events their with bouncers etc , but i herd that the last one went with out any problems and was a good nite , even tho iv been kicked out the club each time iv been their

[alsynthe]

ive not doubt that itll be a good nite just ive heard too many stories about the doormenfor my liking

[LOCKED]

ive not doubt that itll be a good nite just ive heard too many stories about the doormenfor my liking

Ive heard the same rumours, but after meeting the guys, you can rest assured they are sound ! They do run a tight ship, so they dont stand for any messing around, but this keeps away any unwanted trouble !

[Katie]

ive not doubt that itll be a good nite just ive heard too many stories about the doormenfor my liking

Ive heard the same rumours, but after meeting the guys, you can rest assured they are sound ! They do run a tight ship, so they dont stand for any messing around, but this keeps away any unwanted trouble !

just remembered was it me or was the ceiling leaking? was probably me! haha! :roll: :lol:

[alsynthe]

ill be there anyway, no amount of doormen will put me off leo laker and plus its me 21st outing so im defo gonna ave a good en

[alsynthe]

ive not doubt that itll be a good nite just ive heard too many stories about the doormenfor my liking

Ive heard the same rumours, but after meeting the guys, you can rest assured they are sound ! They do run a tight ship, so they dont stand for any messing around, but this keeps away any unwanted trouble !

just remembered was it me or was the ceiling leaking? was probably me! haha! :roll: :lol:

do you often leak at clubs katie?

[nick_anarchy]

haha bit of a rare question from u al . aye thay do keep a tight ship their and fair play to them , i remember i got kicked out for pulling me mates pants down as he was pissed as a fart , me an another mate we removed from the club and we had to blag our way back in , which was quite easy ... but im still goin no matter what !!

[Traxx]

Been chucked out of there as well :lol:

They dont forget faces them bouncers either :doh:

[nick_anarchy]

aye thats true but i aint been their for a while so but their wont be any problems their anyway plus be a good nite !

[alsynthe]

haha just wondered

[kittykorrupt]

cant hack these double headers anymore. :doh:

count me in for both though! :lol:

I know i'm not doing very well at hacking double headers either was meant to go darkside after locked went to bed for a bit and work up sunday morning haha

[ramshackles]

katie...it wasnt you...the ceiling in the girls toilets downstairs had a big f@*k off hole in it....it was leaking....pretty nasty.... sacrifices have to be made for a decent night though eh?

[Katie]

katie...it wasnt you...the ceiling in the girls toilets downstairs had a big f@*k off hole in it....it was leaking....pretty nasty.... sacrifices have to be made for a decent night though eh?

haha good thought i was just imagining things cause i was quite smashed! thought it was by the bar though! probably me just going crazy! haha! :doh:

[Traxx]

:doh:

[Technobitch]

defo going to this one, this night just gets better and better!!!
the ppl are realy friendly too, made a load of new mates lasttime and ended up getting proper seshed (thanx to cris's hospitality)!!!
determind to bring more of the north wales lot with me this time to show them what they are missing out on!!!!
see you all on the dancefloor!!!!! :shock:

[oldbugger]

wanted to go to this...but cant :cry:

[Frank Dogshit]

defo going to this one, this night just gets better and better!!!
the ppl are realy friendly too, made a load of new mates lasttime and ended up getting proper seshed (thanx to cris's hospitality)!!!
determind to bring more of the north wales lot with me this time to show them what they are missing out on!!!!
see you all on the dancefloor!!!!! :shock:

good to hear your comin down,no doubt there'll be some stupidity afterwards as usual. :lol:

lookin forward to this a lot.....laker,mac and landstrumm are gonna be well sick.

[fitipaldi]

haha, stupidity is guaranteed!!!

i really have to make it in to work after this one tho, i think they are on to me!! well lookin forward to locked, just got to get this week over with. I need to have my final year project in by friday so at the moment the weekend seems a long way away! :doh:

[LOCKED]

defo going to this one, this night just gets better and better!!!
the ppl are realy friendly too, made a load of new mates lasttime and ended up getting proper seshed (thanx to cris's hospitality)!!!
determind to bring more of the north wales lot with me this time to show them what they are missing out on!!!!
see you all on the dancefloor!!!!! :shock:

good to hear your comin down,no doubt there'll be some stupidity afterwards as usual. :lol:

lookin forward to this a lot.....laker,mac and landstrumm are gonna be well sick.



Always stupidity when these clowns get together ! You should make sure the Chief Clowns are coming down ! Nick, Billy and our very own Mr Rayner that is ! A night of pure entertainment ! A complete clash of personalities !
:clap: cant wait

[djfurness]

seriously considerin comin tot his if i can get the $ from somewhere...it will mean missin a loacl dnb night i aint missed in 3 years as well :cry:

[Technobitch]

defo going to this one, this night just gets better and better!!!
the ppl are realy friendly too, made a load of new mates lasttime and ended up getting proper seshed (thanx to cris's hospitality)!!!
determind to bring more of the north wales lot with me this time to show them what they are missing out on!!!!
see you all on the dancefloor!!!!! :shock:

good to hear your comin down,no doubt there'll be some stupidity afterwards as usual. :lol:

lookin forward to this a lot.....laker,mac and landstrumm are gonna be well sick.

managed to blag afew headz, on a mission to get a few more....
its only monday and i am already counting down the days!! god i LOVE techno!!!!! :love:

[FUSION]

sheeeeeeeeeeeet didnt realise this was the 8th, djin in leeds and then theres the BMB at darkside,,,,,, what time is switchblade playin???????

[neko]

shall be making an appearance.
not been since the wittekind night, should be interesting :cool:

[ramshackles]

really REALLY hope to make it to this one, the last one was wicked, Jay was the perfect Host.... ;)
Sure Frank wont be too happy if I dont put the effort in.
So fingers crossed for me.

[Frank Dogshit]

really REALLY hope to make it to this one, the last one was wicked, Jay was the perfect Host.... ;)
Sure Frank wont be too happy if I dont put the effort in.
So fingers crossed for me.

aye frank will be mighty pissed off if accringtons one and only technoead doesnt turn up!

get yer arse in gear you! ;)

[Traxx]

seriously considerin comin tot his if i can get the $ from somewhere...it will mean missin a loacl dnb night i aint missed in 3 years as well :cry:

Sort it ricardo, jd partys in ours before we hit the trainstation :twisted:

[djfurness]

lend me some spondoolees then :lol: :roll:

[Traxx]

Wish i could lad, ask trev...he will be in the lending spirit now he's had his end away ahaha :lol:

[Boboagogo]

have a gd one lads, will still be in belfast ffs, have a gig meself on friday so wont be too bad, wud still love to see landstrumm tho..

[djfurness]

haha....i took advantage of trevs end away happiness sunday....lent 50 nicker and spent 40 of it in the boozer in teh afternoon....doh :roll:
yer never know...he might still be happy :)

[LOCKED]

Furness - get your ass down geezer, not seen you at locked for donkey's!

Fusion- Leo Laker is on last, 2-4am it would be silly to have him on any sooner, i was speaking with him recently and he said he is going to be fierce ! :evil:

Glad your comin kitten and de techno be-atch !

Rammers you had better be comin punk or i may have to kick you in the groin !

[fitipaldi]

have a gd one lads, will still be in belfast ffs, have a gig meself on friday so wont be too bad, wud still love to see landstrumm tho..

You sure we can't tempt you with a couple of these? :lol:

http://www.drugscope.org.uk/wip/11/IMAGES/buckfast.jpg

[djfurness]

I shall try my best....
if nothings doin by Thursday then its pension day Friday in the Posty by ours....some grannys will just have to do without their gas stamps for a week

[Traxx]

I shall try my best....
if nothings doin by Thursday then its pension day Friday in the Posty by ours....some grannys will just have to do without their gas stamps for a week

That’s the one lad. I’ve still got the balaclavas from our last granny beating pension robbing mission. Rally the troops :twisted:

Oh & trev was still made up, was speaking to him before, lend, lend, lend :lol:

[poisoned antidote]

innit...get it sorted ya blert! Can't b missin laker. :nono:
if we are havin a party of the jd genre, make sure we get the right train no bouf!!!

[djfurness]

any donations welcome franald.....
cloud 9 trevs my only hope really...
and he might come down by friday (and the fact i scored 50 off him in the leeds boozer)
hes back down there saturday as well
will see

[Traxx]

Hahah it werent my fault we missed the fukin train, at least we got another hours worth of boozin in. Didnt do you any favours on the way home though :lol:

[djfurness]

the famous spewy frankie guts return did it

[poisoned antidote]

piss off im still woundered from the expendatures exercised on easter wknd - u still owe me a tenner.

an it was ur fault delboy - u said it was 18 and 32 mins past 10 when it werent - it was 11! :clap:

[Traxx]

Hahaha the one & only :lol:

[Traxx]

an it was ur fault delboy - u said it was 18 and 32 mins past 10 when it werent - it was 11! :clap:

I was ratarsed, you shoudlnt listen to me :lol:

[poisoned antidote]

dont worry...i wont in future.
u obviously cant c.
well u definatley cant see if u couldnt read a timetable off ur own pute. lol.

[Traxx]

http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media/5/i_cant_see_shit.jpg

[poisoned antidote]

hahaha.
c.

[alsynthe]

wanna meet up before hand frankie? its me 21st so ill be up for pubbing it before the club, intend to get smashed!!!!

[Katie]

shall be making an appearance.
not been since the wittekind night, should be interesting :cool:

good lad! Preston and dylan are coming too! haha! think dylans getting ready to twat me seen as what happenend after the last locked he came too! :shock: oh dear! haha! oh well indeed there'll be a load of clowns out for locked! should be fun! :lol:

[neko]

shall be making an appearance.
not been since the wittekind night, should be interesting :cool:

good lad! Preston and dylan are coming too! haha! think dylans getting ready to twat me seen as what happenend after the last locked he came too! :shock: oh dear! haha! oh well indeed there'll be a load of clowns out for locked! should be fun! :lol:

good lad :cool:

cider party in mine beforehand :twisted:

[TechnoLaydee]

katie are you going to both locked and darkside? as it doesnt look like anyone else is goin to the darkside so me and dave are torn... :neutral:

[neko]

aye she's going darkside paula and im coming too :wtf:

[TechnoLaydee]

wow not seen you for a while! i wanna do both as well but ive gotta work sat so its out of the question, really really dont no what to do though cos i wanna see fumiya tanaka!!! :shock: :eh:

[neko]

so what's getting swerved? locked i take it?

[TechnoLaydee]

i dont know! really hard decisions!! gonna have to sort things out with dave later and come to a decision. plus its kinda of my birthday night out too so gotta make it a good one! did you have a good birthday?

[neko]

na it was shit :lol:

missed voodoo which was meant to be my birthday night out, so locked can be it instead.

[TechnoLaydee]

good stuff hopefully see you at some point this weekend

[djfurness]

looks like i'll be down 4 this now....
Jay can you put me on some sort of guarenteed paying list.....its just I aint been the phoenix for a year & a half since I got threw out (after playing! for absolutely nothing!)
and I just dont wanna hike down for the bouncers to remember me and swerve letting me in!

[Traxx]

looks like i'll be down 4 this now....
Jay can you put me on some sort of guarenteed paying list.....its just I aint been the phoenix for a year & a half since I got threw out (after playing! for absolutely nothing!)


hahah was hardly for nothing, fat digits fault if i remember right :lol:

[djfurness]

it was for nothing really....
spilling a bevy on someone and then apologising aint a good enuff reason!
I spoke to the girls mate after it as well and she was full of apologys....sayin some lad had been hasslin her....so when Trrev spilt the drink she thought it was him and got him (and all us) lashed out!

[Traxx]

:lol:

[Eddie]

looks like i will be making my locked debut aswell, heavy weekend ahoy!

[Frank Dogshit]

looks like i will be making my locked debut aswell, heavy weekend ahoy!

cant be doin with your blurt face to be honest eddie...dont forget uncle jack or you can kiss goodbye to our hospitality! :lol:

[fitipaldi]

looks like i will be making my locked debut aswell, heavy weekend ahoy!

the red carpet has been prepared down at albert road!

[Eddie]

looks like i will be making my locked debut aswell, heavy weekend ahoy!

the red carpet has been prepared down at albert road!

Good man chris, fiddlers first i believe.
danny as for the jack i am not drinking part of my healthy life style i am leading for the next 2 wks (but if you get them i suppose it would be rude not to)

[TechnoLaydee]

looks like i will be making my locked debut aswell, heavy weekend ahoy!

the red carpet has been prepared down at albert road!

nice to see you do that for all your mates chris ;) :twisted:

[fitipaldi]

looks like i will be making my locked debut aswell, heavy weekend ahoy!

the red carpet has been prepared down at albert road!

nice to see you do that for all your mates chris ;) :twisted:

Red Carpet? your lucky we let you in paula, especially with your gurning mess of a boyfriend :lol: !

[Eddie]

celebrity me, cant get out of cars unless the carpet is there

[poisoned antidote]

thank fuk its 2 rooms!
1 room buisness in there last week was ridiculously crammed.

[Traxx]

Was a bit on the sardines side wasnt it :lol:

[Katie]

shall be making an appearance.
not been since the wittekind night, should be interesting :cool:

good lad! Preston and dylan are coming too! haha! think dylans getting ready to twat me seen as what happenend after the last locked he came too! :shock: oh dear! haha! oh well indeed there'll be a load of clowns out for locked! should be fun! :lol:

good lad :cool:

cider party in mine beforehand :twisted:

indeed! ****in skint so its gonna have to be! haha! think i'm gonna drive down to manc bout 7-7.30 ish! so be there bout 8! gotta meet preston cause he doesn't know the way! haha! should be fun! and yeah paula i'm gonna go the darkside! you should come with us! should be a well good night! just hope i'm not too tired after locked! haha! :doh:

[Traxx]

Cider is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad :crackup:

[Katie]

Cider is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad :crackup:

yeah but cheap and it gets you hammered! :lol:

[Traxx]

I cant argue with that :lol:

[neko]

cider is great :love:

[poisoned antidote]

Cider is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad :crackup:

awww does it hurt ur tummy :cry:

[Traxx]

Nope, its for tramps & 14 year olds ;)

[TechnoLaydee]

looks like i will be making my locked debut aswell, heavy weekend ahoy!

the red carpet has been prepared down at albert road!

nice to see you do that for all your mates chris ;) :twisted:

Red Carpet? your lucky we let you in paula, especially with your gurning mess of a boyfriend :lol: !

your obviously not a true friend like mr hagen then are you i know he'd do it for me :lol: and you can get a few decorations for me and sarah too ;)

[Technobitch]

thank **** its nearly friday!!! cant wait to get twisted and stomp all night to wicked techno!!!
see you all there!! :shock:

[fitipaldi]

thank **** its nearly friday!!!

:clap:

Can't wait for this one, leo laker is going to be sick! :shock:

[Technobitch]

thank **** its nearly friday!!!

:clap:

Can't wait for this one, leo laker is going to be sick! :shock:
so you got all your uni shite out of the way then!!!???? l havent, oops :doh:

[fitipaldi]

thank **** its nearly friday!!!

:clap:

Can't wait for this one, leo laker is going to be sick! :shock:
so you got all your uni shite out of the way then!!!???? l havent, oops :doh:

i wish!!! Still got loads left to do :doh:

[Technobitch]

thank **** its nearly friday!!!

:clap:

Can't wait for this one, leo laker is going to be sick! :shock:
so you got all your uni shite out of the way then!!!???? l havent, oops :doh:

i wish!!! Still got loads left to do :doh:
i am on the computer doing mine now, but keep on ending up on the net... sure my wrk isnt as important as yours tho you poor third year, that will be me next year im the master at pissing around rather than doing my work, i cant help it im easily distracted especially be techno!!!

[poisoned antidote]

i am on the computer doing mine now, but keep on ending up on the net... sure my wrk isnt as important as yours tho you poor third year, that will be me next year im the master at pissing around rather than doing my work, i cant help it im easily distracted especially be techno!!!

lol haha...tell me about it. im exactly the same boat! Im far too easily distracted! even more so when "i know" ive got shit loads to do. :doh:

[fitipaldi]

thats my biggest problem, i'm way too easily distracted! that and my supreme lazyness :lol:

[Frank Dogshit]

as ive said millions of times before....

'if only you could do a degree in techno'

we'd all be sorted then!! :lol:

[Technobitch]

as ive said millions of times before....

'if only you could do a degree in techno'

we'd all be sorted then!! :lol:
f u c k ing right!! would be ace if there was such a degree, but guaranteed we wud still miss lectures etc...
glad to hear im not the only person born with the lazy cunt genes!!!! :clap:

[Frank Dogshit]

as ive said millions of times before....

'if only you could do a degree in techno'

we'd all be sorted then!! :lol:
f u c k ing right!! would be ace if there was such a degree, but guaranteed we wud still miss lectures etc...
glad to hear im not the only person born with the lazy cunt genes!!!! :clap:

i reckon theyd let you off missin them lectures though,as i think goin out and gettin wrecked could be classed as a 'field trip' :lol:

reckon the national curriculum or whatever the uni variety is called needs a rethink! :cool:

regardless of that,im well up for some pounders this weekend!! :lol:

[Technobitch]

as ive said millions of times before....

'if only you could do a degree in techno'

we'd all be sorted then!! :lol:
f u c k ing right!! would be ace if there was such a degree, but guaranteed we wud still miss lectures etc...
glad to hear im not the only person born with the lazy cunt genes!!!! :clap:

i reckon theyd let you off missin them lectures though,as i think goin out and gettin wrecked could be classed as a 'field trip' :lol:

reckon the national curriculum or whatever the uni variety is called needs a rethink! :cool:

right that sounds like a plan to me.. who guna set this course then?? i dont mind arrainging the field trips :study:

[Frank Dogshit]

as ive said millions of times before....

'if only you could do a degree in techno'

we'd all be sorted then!! :lol:
f u c k ing right!! would be ace if there was such a degree, but guaranteed we wud still miss lectures etc...
glad to hear im not the only person born with the lazy cunt genes!!!! :clap:

i reckon theyd let you off missin them lectures though,as i think goin out and gettin wrecked could be classed as a 'field trip' :lol:

reckon the national curriculum or whatever the uni variety is called needs a rethink! :cool:

right that sounds like a plan to me.. who guna set this course then?? i dont mind arrainging the field trips :study:

you leave that to me,ill have a word with tony blurt.

[fitipaldi]

you don't do any work anyway dogshit you turd! When you comin to pick up this parcel you've had delivered here? Is it the 12" black mamba you've been waitin for? the box was vibrating before! :nono:

[Technobitch]

you don't do any work anyway dogshit you turd! When you comin to pick up this parcel you've had delivered here? Is it the 12" black mamba you've been waitin for? the box was vibrating before! :nono:
humm nice, not sure you shud be holding on to dannys package for him tho????

[LOCKED]

you don't do any work anyway dogshit you turd! When you comin to pick up this parcel you've had delivered here? Is it the 12" black mamba you've been waitin for? the box was vibrating before! :nono:

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

funny as **** !

[Frank Dogshit]

you don't do any work anyway dogshit you turd! When you comin to pick up this parcel you've had delivered here? Is it the 12" black mamba you've been waitin for? the box was vibrating before! :nono:
humm nice, not sure you shud be holding on to dannys package for him tho????

i wondered what the text this morning meant.....now its all becoming clear.

'eh adamson,just opened sum package addressed to our house,**** me mate,not ad as much fun in years,'far better than that cactus i stuk up my shitpipe last week'

:shock:

[Frank Dogshit]

now i understand the purpose of this stuff that you were hiding at the back of your records mr fitipaldi!!

http://www.blushingbuyer.co.uk/acatalog/anusol-ointment.jpg

best get it shifted before the weekend eh mate! although im sure your young friend eddie would be more than happy to apply the goods to that sore ring of yours :lol:

[fitipaldi]

pick this up before we get arrested for habouring your filthy material.

http://img128.exs.cx/img128/9415/p10100134tw.jpg

[Frank Dogshit]

pick this up before we get arrested for habouring your filthy material.

http://img128.exs.cx/img128/9415/p10100134tw.jpg

brilliant!! :lol:

what id like to know is.....whys it been opened and brown tape been put back on to seal it up? looks like the goods have already been used to me, i aint havin scraps off you mate!

[fitipaldi]

Pete took the delivery :lol:

[Frank Dogshit]

Pete took the delivery :lol:

The only delivery Pete took was a purple veined pecker right up his hole off you! :lol:

[retox]

Pete took the delivery :lol:

The only delivery Pete took was a purple veined pecker right up his hole off you! :lol:
:lol: Why the **** u gettin parcels sent to their house ya turd? :shock:

[fitipaldi]

Is this your boyfriend givin you kiss at your last feltchers annonymous meetin? I bet he can't wait for you to open your package! :lol:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/danny_orbit2003/64ad.jpg

[Frank Dogshit]

Pete took the delivery :lol:

The only delivery Pete took was a purple veined pecker right up his hole off you! :lol:
:lol: Why the **** u gettin parcels sent to their house ya turd? :shock:

talking of gays,wasnt that long ago since you were being anally challenged by this geezer....check out the turd coated finger danny boy!

http://web.swedevice.com/sistergeorge/main/upload/dj_home_house.jpg

and this aint just a rumour either is it daniel??!!! :lol: :shock: :lol:

[Frank Dogshit]

Is this your boyfriend givin you kiss at your last feltchers annonymous meetin? I bet he can't wait for you to open your package! :lol:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/danny_orbit2003/64ad.jpg

what can i say?? im an icon to all! :lol:

[Eddie]

deffo not stayin in manchester now, danny the lech feelin my plums while i sleep is not what i call being accomodated.

[LOCKED]

pick this up before we get arrested for habouring your filthy material.

http://img128.exs.cx/img128/9415/p10100134tw.jpg


****in amazin that Emerson good work :clap: laughing my tits off !

[Frank Dogshit]

its been a great day for myself gettin nailed today!

just been informed that ive been caught gurning like a trooper and dancing to sven vath shite on the latest cocoon dvd,still not seen it yet but im lookin forward to takin some shit off you plebs once this gets out! :lol:

[Stella Boy]

its been a great day for myself gettin nailed today!

just been informed that ive been caught gurning like a trooper and dancing to sven vath shite on the latest cocoon dvd,still not seen it yet but im lookin forward to takin some shit off you plebs once this gets out! :lol:

hahaha :lol:

I gotta gets me one of thoses videos.

[ds2]

pick this up before we get arrested for habouring your filthy material.

http://img128.exs.cx/img128/9415/p10100134tw.jpg


:notworthy:
you lot crease me up.

[Frank Dogshit]

pick this up before we get arrested for habouring your filthy material.

http://img128.exs.cx/img128/9415/p10100134tw.jpg


:notworthy:
you lot crease me up.

and when i came to pick the package up,it had been mysteriously opened. :shock:

so someone in this house is the new proud owner of a 14 metre telescopic marine monster,just checkin the side of the tables as we speak. :neutral:

[ramshackles]

I dont think I can make it. Hope you all have a good nite, Frank pick me up some memoriabilia. Hopefully ill make it to the next one.
Well gutted. :cry:

[alsynthe]

i cant make it either now.

my commitments to cranked has left me skint.

[fresh_an_funky_design]

looking forward to locked tonight. Just gettin me sheep out the field ready for the journey. Its a long ride from north wales to manchester

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jan2005/SheepRider.jpg

[ampassasinbirmingham]

pick this up before we get arrested for habouring your filthy material.

http://img128.exs.cx/img128/9415/p10100134tw.jpg


:notworthy:
you lot crease me up.

that looks suspiciously like the floor that the ransom photo was taken for my powercord and religious magazine.

that must be one seedy house??

[fitipaldi]

that looks suspiciously like the floor that the ransom photo was taken for my powercord and religious magazine.

that must be one seedy house??

thats the dungeon floor Billy ;)

[ampassasinbirmingham]

that looks suspiciously like the floor that the ransom photo was taken for my powercord and religious magazine.

that must be one seedy house??

thats the dungeon floor Billy ;)

a house of fun and horrors.

Mostly fun but that puddle of shit in the garden deffinantly comes under horrors :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Technobitch]

that looks suspiciously like the floor that the ransom photo was taken for my powercord and religious magazine.

that must be one seedy house??

thats the dungeon floor Billy ;)

a house of fun and horrors.

Mostly fun but that puddle of shit in the garden deffinantly comes under horrors :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

you seemed to realy like the water feature last time i saw you, in fact didnt you blow up your arm bands and go for a paddle?? :lol:

[fitipaldi]

you seemed to realy like the water feature last time i saw you, in fact didnt you blow up your arm bands and go for a paddle?? :lol:

the water feature :lol:

[ampassasinbirmingham]

that looks suspiciously like the floor that the ransom photo was taken for my powercord and religious magazine.

that must be one seedy house??

thats the dungeon floor Billy ;)

a house of fun and horrors.

Mostly fun but that puddle of shit in the garden deffinantly comes under horrors :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

you seemed to realy like the water feature last time i saw you, in fact didnt you blow up your arm bands and go for a paddle?? :lol:
\
i do like a good swim.

nothing like swimming in a pile of shit on a saturday morning to get over the night before.

[Tiptoe]

have a good one tonight everyone going. wish i was :roll:

[ampassasinbirmingham]

frank r u related to the Mitchell brothers from eastenders?

[Stella Boy]

NO ! :lol:

[Frank Dogshit]

frank r u related to the Mitchell brothers from eastenders?

yeah mate,this is mi mam.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/images/eastenders/characters/peggy_m/char_peggy_new.jpg

[Stella Boy]

Have a good un tonight fella's, and then another and then another ;)

[Traxx]

Nearly :rambo:

[ramshackles]

so how was it for you?

[Traxx]

Was a cracking night this, not as many people there as i thought there would be but great tunes comin from upstairs & down. Was leo laker old enough to be in that club???? he certainly didnt look it :lol:

[FUSION]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: gutted i couldnt make this, all the euro boys are the same traxx, was well shocked when robert played for us respect to em though theres obviously something in air in europe :clap:

[fresh_an_funky_design]

was a wicked night! leo laker looked liked he's just walked out of young offenders institute though!

[Katie]

haha! was a class night at locked as usual! leo laker did look proper young seemed like a good lad though,seen as he wasn't well and that! put on a good show! good lad indeed! :lol:

[Traxx]

What was up with him?

[Katie]

What was up with him?

sure someone said he wasn't well! haha! was quite smashed though so maybe you should just ignore me! haha! :doh: :lol:

[Traxx]

You sure your 'sure'??? haha :lol:

[neko]

leo lakers 14. :lol:

will have to get my pics up when i get em developed :cool:

[Frank Dogshit]

really great night as usual!! the music flowed brilliantly all night with Paul Mac being the highlight for me,played some proper jackin filth!

gutted i didnt catch landstrumm,was too busy lurkin downstairs.....


next months gonna be great with Ho,Godfather and these 2 chaps from simplon!! :cool:

[Technobitch]

was a realy good night, stomped pritty much all night... didnt manage to climb the stairs either (sorry computer controlled!)
leo had flu or sumink, he said at the end that he had a fever so fair play to the lad!!
even better time at the techno party central afterward, although aparently they only play techno there and dont produce it (who could of said that???), was shown great hospitality again, although didnt see much of this red carpit iv heard so much about.....
thanx to all the manchester lot for another fun filled weekend, a special thanx to the gurner of the weekend you know who you are!!! :clap:

[fitipaldi]

although didnt see much of this red carpit iv heard so much about.....


we had to get rid of it after eddie was sick on it! :lol:

[Technobitch]

although didnt see much of this red carpit iv heard so much about.....


we had to get rid of it after eddie was sick on it! :lol:

fair enough, cant blame uz for that... for a minute i thought the red..ish rug out in the hallway might of been it??

[LOCKED]

So enlighten us , d'technobitch, who is the lucky person to be gurner of the weekend and have u got photographic evidence for the website !

[Technobitch]

So enlighten us , d'technobitch, who is the lucky person to be gurner of the weekend and have u got photographic evidence for the website !

never got photos, that wouldnt be fair on them, to be fair i think we ALL had our twisted moments over the weekend, dont you think???
got a few funny pics though just got to get my camara lead back on the weekend then il post them.... :twisted:

[Frank Dogshit]

the chaps from leigh were on chief gurn all weekend.

[Eddie]

Think i managed to get about 8 hours sleep all weekend but it was well worth it.

Locked was class, top crowd, top club, cheap beer. Paul mac was the highlight for me, proper jackin set. Leo laker was good aswell. managed 3 hours sleep in manchester, then went home, made bath water black and went straight to voodoo, which was also a class night. couple more hours sleep then went the pub for my breakfast (and ended up stayin for my lunch and tea)

Thanks to the boys for putting me up (and putting up with me) and it was nice to meet a couple of people of here.

[kittykorrupt]

here's some of my photo's from fri with a few good gurners hehe

http://images.truprint.co.uk/3436474723232%7Ffp4%3Enu%3D324%3A%3E264%3E958%3EWS NRCG%3D32328%3B67%3C%3A679nu0mrj
http://images.truprint.co.uk/3436474723232%7Ffp63%3Dot%3E233%3B%3D355%3D%3A49%3 DXROQDF%3E23237%3C58%3B%3A597ot1lsi
http://images.truprint.co.uk/3436474723232%7Ffp4%3Enu%3D324%3A%3E264%3E958%3EWS NRCG%3D32328%3B67%3C8%3B%3A8nu0mrj
http://images.truprint.co.uk/3436474723232%7Ffp63%3Dot%3E233%3B%3D355%3D%3A49%3 DXROQDF%3E23237%3C58%3B%3C9%3C3ot1lsi
http://images.truprint.co.uk/3436474723232%7Ffp63%3Dot%3E233%3B%3D355%3D%3A49%3 DXROQDF%3E23237%3C58%3B%3A59%3Bot1lsi
http://images.truprint.co.uk/3436474723232%7Ffp46%3Dot%3E233%3B%3D355%3D%3A49%3 DXROQDF%3E23237%3C58%3B%3B4%3A4ot1lsi
http://images.truprint.co.uk/3436474723232%7Ffp58%3Dot%3E233%3B%3D355%3D%3A49%3 DXROQDF%3E23237%3C58%3B%3C843ot1lsi
http://images.truprint.co.uk/3436474723232%7Ffp64%3Dot%3E233%3B%3D355%3D%3A49%3 DXROQDF%3E23237%3C58%3B%3C%3A44ot1lsi
http://images.truprint.co.uk/3436474723232%7Ffp54%3Dot%3E233%3B%3D355%3D%3A49%3 DXROQDF%3E23237%3C58%3B%3C35%3Aot1lsi
http://images.truprint.co.uk/3436474723232%7Ffp46%3Dot%3E233%3B%3D355%3D%3A49%3 DXROQDF%3E23237%3C58%3B%3B982ot1lsi
http://images.truprint.co.uk/3436474723232%7Ffp58%3Dot%3E233%3B%3D355%3D%3A49%3 DXROQDF%3E23237%3C58%3B%3C749ot1lsi

[ramshackles]

pics not responding :cry:

[LOCKED]

pics not responding :cry:

They work for me numbnuts !! :lol:

[Technobitch]

some good photos there, ill be adding mine to the collection as soon as i can... got afew funny ones to add!!! :twisted:

[Technobitch]

www.galleries.fatcollective.com./lockedapril/index.htm

[Frank Dogshit]

www.galaries.fatcollective.com./lockedapril/index.htm

link doesnt work son! :neutral:

[FUSION]

we spent a ket fueled moring at the last glasto gettin the best gurn pics, even got our arms around the candidates proper and pretended we thought they out of paul mccartneys band to get that shock mixed with gurn look :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: priceless ,,,,,,, would say Id upload em but wont ever get round to it so i wont bother ;)

[Technobitch]

www.galaries.fatcollective.com./lockedapril/index.htm

link doesnt work son! :neutral:

****ing tipical! try typing it in yourself n it shud work, or just www.galaries.fatcollective.com or just www.fatcollective.com and manualy go to the gallary..... sorry frank!!!

[Technobitch]

seems like i still havent got the hang of this internet shite!!

[Mucky Beats]

seems like i still havent got the hang of this internet shite!!

its ok we understand stupid :bash:

[Technobitch]

befor anyone else says it, yes i know im stupid i spelt galleries wrong!!

[Technobitch]

does it work for you now frank??

[Frank Dogshit]

ive been on the site but im not sure which ones are the locked pics. :doh:

[Technobitch]

ive been on the site but im not sure which ones are the locked pics. :doh:

the link works fine now, i promiss