Fergie - Cheeky Biscuits #1

[Si the Sigh]

Cheeky Biscuits #1 - Fergie - Lift / Annihilating Rhythm.

A: http://www.bangingtunes.com/play/cb01/a/
B: http://www.bangingtunes.com/play/cb01/b/

[Si the Sigh]

The A-side sucks, but the B isn't too bad... IMO. :neutral:

[dan the acid man]

not too keen on these si

[Si the Sigh]

Just listened to the B-side again. I'm changing my mind. Its boring... :neutral:

[dan the acid man]

Just listened to the B-side again. I'm changing my mind. Its boring... :neutral:

no your not, you secretly love fergie and that ex royal fergie :lol:

[Si the Sigh]

Sssh! :shifty:

[Sunil]

He can **** right off sampling "Horsepower" like that, muppet :rambo:

[Si the Sigh]

Just had to give it the old...

http://www.criticalits.com/funny/windows%2520tastatur.jpg

...because the MP3 sample wouldn't shut down! :bash:

[Daire]

A: http://www.bangingtunes.com/play/cb01/a/
B: http://www.bangingtunes.com/play/cb01/b/

They both suck :nono:

[stjohn]

the breakdown on the bside is a ripoff of a oldskool hardhouse tune (and is sh*t) but i cant remember the name

i wont talk about the a side

[stjohn]

He can **** right off sampling "Horsepower" like that, muppet :rambo:

:doh: maybe thats it

[eyes without a face]

its ravesignal III, why he's done it il never know....

this is utter dire, terrible music indeed... i use the word music very loosely there too

[Sunil]

its ravesignal III, why he's done it il never know....



Because he has no original ideas of his own and wants to rape a proven classic (with obvious mass appeal) for his own benefit.

[eyes without a face]

well yeah i kinda guessed that much haha

terrible tho aint it, when a grown man is knocking out stuff like this, truely a sad day

[Sunil]

well yeah i kinda guessed that much haha

terrible tho aint it, when a grown man is knocking out stuff like this, truely a sad day

Well you did ask!

Yep, it's pure muck. What a pity this guy is now a face of techno, it did not bother me before but when he releases stuff like this (which in a way, partly defines where techno is), that's when it gets on my nerves :dontevengothere:

[dirty_bass]

A circle of black dung.

[Frank Dogshit]

crackin tune,just the sort of shit i wanna sit and slate on a sunday morning.

recent fave has been 'schranz on me' but now i have a new favourite. :love:

[eyes without a face]

missed a good old slating i must say Danny

its mayday soon lad, nearly a year till the day an all remember!!!

[ds2]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=58643&item=4723763 339&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

[eyes without a face]

hahaha

hilarious :lol:

[Sunil]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=58643&item=4723763 339&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

" fergie - cheeky biscuits no.1 - white label.

the new label from the saviour of british techno.

hard house beats with a "cheeky" ravesignal 3 sample. "

:lol: :clap:

[MARKEG]

this is really, really bad. and i can't believe elp have put it out.

well it figures as much now i think about it. all i ever see on there press releases is 'fergie this', 'fergie that'.

i just wish these ppl would get off this fergie shit. don't they realise it's really bad for techno. imo, this guy plays the wrong type of techno on his show. everything about him is wrong when it comes to techno. this release is diabolical, i mean REALLY diabolical. this is not well produced techno. it's just a kid who knows nothing about production sending something to a distributor that is obviously well into him and getting a hi profile release. this is wrong, all wrong.

f it. it's up to us to rise above this. forget all this techno hype and get down to grass roots and try to take this forward. i respect alot of elp's shit but this is just sickening.

fergie demonstates yet again that we really shouldnt even be talking about him on here.

[Frank Dogshit]

fergie demonstates yet again that we really shouldnt even be talking about him on here.

be better off bangin this post in the hard trance section if you ask me....pure dogshit this track. :neutral:

[Sunil]

f it. it's up to us to rise above this. forget all this techno hype and get down to grass roots and try to take this forward. i respect alot of elp's shit but this is just sickening..

This is it. On one hand they put out good records from Oliver Ho, Beyer, Lekebusch etc... then this rubbish. Best way is to actually say it to them in your reactions, by email, or just not get it in if you are ordering for a shop. I'm off work 'til next week, but I'm sure gonna tell them what I think next time they ring the shop :nono:

Mark, if you are doing reviews in M8 this month I'd really urge you to review this record and put it in its place, that is of course if you want to bother at all. Personally I think it'd be good for proper non-Mixmag style reviews of this record to be published wherever possible.

[xfive]

i respect alot of elp's shit but this is just sickening.


Yeah it's bad hey... but not as bad as this:

http://www.juno.co.uk/ppps/products/174956-01.htm

:shock: :shock:

[killarava2day]

Mark, if you are doing reviews in M8 this month I'd really urge you to review this record and put it in its place, that is of course if you want to bother at all. Personally I think it'd be good for proper non-Mixmag style reviews of this record to be published wherever possible.

I'd really like to see this done.

Media certainly is a powerful medium, and Mark, you have the power to make a statement!

[killarava2day]

i respect alot of elp's shit but this is just sickening.


Yeah it's bad hey... but not as bad as this:

http://www.juno.co.uk/ppps/products/174956-01.htm

:shock: :shock:

What is going on :doh:

[Si the Sigh]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=58643&item=4723763 339&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

Man, I just spat coffee over my PC because I laughed that hard! :lol:

[audioinjection]

yikes :lol:

[Sunil]

i respect alot of elp's shit but this is just sickening.


Yeah it's bad hey... but not as bad as this:

http://www.juno.co.uk/ppps/products/174956-01.htm

:shock: :shock:

What is going on :doh:

This is strange alright. Corrado Izzo and Gadgets used to make great stuff, the last few things I've heard recently have been so different, and basically very tacky & commercial sounding.

[Daire]

This taken from Tune Inn's website:

"Radio 1 jock and techno superstar Fergie delivers the first release on Cheeky Biscuits recordings, an unmissable 2 tracker engineered by fellow techno producer Jel Ford."

This piece of turd was actually produced by Jel Ford!?

The mind boggle's :eh: :shock:

[killarava2day]

Oh come on Jel, man, what a horse to back :?: :doh:

[Sunil]

This taken from Tune Inn's website:

"Radio 1 jock and techno superstar Fergie delivers the first release on Cheeky Biscuits recordings, an unmissable 2 tracker engineered by fellow techno producer Jel Ford."

This piece of turd was actually produced by Jel Ford!?

The mind boggle's :eh: :shock:

I like the "fellow techno producer" bit.

It's simple though, ELP is run by Jel Ford in the UK... Fergie gives their stuff exposure, and in return they sort him out.

[eyes without a face]

oh man it gets worse, Jel Ford actually had something to do with this? i have to say Jericho have done some superb releases in the funky market, and Jel's done some wikid tracks aswell, this really is as bad as it gets i think... the production is terrible, really really terrible, and im sure Fergie's a nice bloke, infact people i know have said he's a lovely bloke, but come on, how anyone could listen to that in their studio, if it was done in a studio i dare say, and think, "yeahhhh.... thats really good"

its not release worthy in any sense of the word.... unless it was all pressed copies released from the back of a lorry over a huge cliff, into a very deep, dark ocean

[killarava2day]

how anyone could listen to that in their studio, if it was done in a studio i dare say, and think, "yeahhhh.... thats really good"

That's funny. I wouldn't even forgive them if they admitted to making this whilst on K or something that completly blinded their perception of producing something that was remotely worth listening to :shock:

[Mindful]

"TECHNO SUPERSTAR"
Fergie can **** himself hard and dry

[MARKEG]

come on now, it wasnt him that wrote that.

AND i do think alot of ppl are directing too much hate on this because it's fergie. but that shouldn't be the issue.

the issue is, this really isn't a good track. and it really is a big statement about elp that i think they could do without if they're selling good, well produced techno. i don't care if damn mills comes out to me asking me to put out waveform volume iv on blackout audio. if it aint good, it aint getting released.

full stop.

[MARK NEENAN]

:lol: Good words mark! :clap:

[Sunil]

i do think alot of ppl are directing too much hate on this because it's fergie. but that shouldn't be the issue.

the issue is, this really isn't a good track. and it really is a big statement about elp that i think they could do without if they're selling good, well produced techno. i don't care if damn mills comes out to me asking me to put out waveform volume iv on blackout audio. if it aint good, it aint getting released.

full stop.

Nice one Mark, that's a perfect review for the next issue of M8 ;)

I wonder did R&S license the "Horsepower" sample to them? I know they're not still releasing but presumably they still deal with licensing etc.?

[Si the Sigh]

Yea, I hope you get this to review for M8 Mark...