The Schranz Meister.....................

[mindbender]

Has anyone heard this release on Half Inch

Grandmaster Schranz (Schranz Meister)

The E Team / White Lines

Info
http://www.waxaddict.com/product_info.php?products_id=43407

Listen :
http://www.waxaddict.com/audio/43407.mp3

IMO....

It hits hard as nails and yet maintains the originals very well.

Slammin.


Opinions? :shock:

[machina]

totally ****ing awful.

machina

[SlavikSvensk]

amazing what one can do with a basic understanding of ableton ;)

[mindbender]

hahahaha...................... :lol: :lol:

[eyeswithoutaface]

that's absolutely ****ing shite, sorry, dont care if the person who did it is reading or is even bothered, a true classic butchered there, ****ing garbage, i wouldnt wipe my arse with this record

[gumpy green]

very weak.

[The Divide]

i wouldnt wipe my arse with this record

Which records do you wipe your ass with? :lol:


I think whoever is making these Scranze pop tracks is sat down laughing there head off. Could be a prank of huge proportions? I mean would anyone seriously do this and actually think what they is doing is good???? Its a conspiricy

hahahhaha :doh:

[TechMouse]

Which records do you wipe your ass with? :lol:
Smash Hits flexi-discs.

[FuK-NuT]

pish!

[JamieBall]

Oh mother of christ...... :doh:

[alsynthe]

ive nto even listened to thsi and tbh i really dont want to!! i cant believe someone had ruined a classic like grandmaster flash

[Tiddlypeep]

I'm I true in thinking that this is Boris S?.

You may slate him but I can tell you that my friends that run a Distribution company tell me most of these releases sell very well and need to be Repressed at least 3 to 4 sometimes even 5 times!.

I know it's not about the volume the records sell and the music but surely if people keep buying this you will still get a stackload of these 'Comedy' records???.

Will :)

[gumpy green]

I'm I true in thinking that this is Boris S?.

You may slate him but I can tell you that my friends that run a Distribution company tell me most of these releases sell very well and need to be Repressed at least 3 to 4 sometimes even 5 times!.

I know it's not about the volume the records sell and the music but surely if people keep buying this you will still get a stackload of these 'Comedy' records???.

Will :)good on him

when he dies and goes off to heaven he'll be able to look back at all the huge amount of shite he sold.

now, looking back on yer life and knowing you released good stuff that sold half as many copys....mmmmmmm

i know where my stance would be.

if yer leaving yer mark on this world, make it worthwhile.

i can just imagine the partys this gets played at all night...yuk

[oldbugger]

hahahahha

oh dear :doh: :dontevengothere: :nono: :cry: :roll:

[FUSION]

I'm I true in thinking that this is Boris S?.

You may slate him but I can tell you that my friends that run a Distribution company tell me most of these releases sell very well and need to be Repressed at least 3 to 4 sometimes even 5 times!.

I know it's not about the volume the records sell and the music but surely if people keep buying this you will still get a stackload of these 'Comedy' records???.

Will :)

yeah I heard it was boris s bag o shite I would be intersted to know what country these records sell well in as I could make a dam good guess but that would be awfully steriotypical of me :twisted:

[TripleX]

crap

[fresh_an_funky_design]

this may be crap but if your selling 5000+ units i cant see what the problem is! i'd quite happily make a crap cheesy tune if i knew it was gonna make me some nice wedge!

[mindbender]

I COMPLETELY understand where everyone is coming from....

It is a shame that these originals were used like this.

I have heard some awful, just horrible remakes.....

When it comes down to artists tearing apart originals , I just want to know what everyone thinks.....

It is a comedic release, all you can do is laugh, either you hate it or love it, I guess.....


thanks for all the input from everyone....
:shock:

[gumpy green]

this may be crap but if your selling 5000+ units i cant see what the problem is! i'd quite happily make a crap cheesy tune if i knew it was gonna make me some nice wedge!no way would i.
pop music..yuk

also u could make a comidy record that was good musically too....

[eyeswithoutaface]

this may be crap but if your selling 5000+ units i cant see what the problem is! i'd quite happily make a crap cheesy tune if i knew it was gonna make me some nice wedge!

that's 100% the attitude that has turned the current scene into somewhat of an ongoing comedy

i think everyone knows these are by Boris and its a damn shame, because he really is capable of much much better, its known i dont like schranz at all but some of Boris' release's have that quality hard techno edge that alot of the usual stuff doesnt have, especially some of his earlier records, and now he's doing this absolute pile of ****in garbage... who gives a ****in shit if your selling 5000+ units (which id find hard to believe ANYONE sells these days, certainly this rubbish, id say half that and it would still be a bad guess) even selling 1 unit of such crap is 1 unit too many

id rather crack on with things selling a few hundred units of a quality record than a thousand of something so awful, in terms of production values, content, moralistic expression etc etc

a truely, awful, awful record, and Boris is quickly losing any respect he may have built up with alot of people no doubt

[detfella]

not too bad, i know i'd dance to it if it was on in a club, i must like the fun sound, granted its not a musical masterpiece and it rips off tracks, but i wouldnt say thats much different to lots of other techno/d&b/hiphop, just this is more blatant! :lol:

[Aratron]

Has anyone heard this release on Half Inch

Grandmaster Schranz (Schranz Meister)

The E Team / White Lines

Info
http://www.waxaddict.com/product_info.php?products_id=43407

Listen :
http://www.waxaddict.com/audio/43407.mp3

IMO....

It hits hard as nails and yet maintains the originals very well.

Slammin.


Opinions? :shock:

i have bought this record from Juno.
and its absolutely amazing.
its not cheesy in the slightest, its really well produced and really ****ing hard.
you don't get a true appreciation of it from the mp3 links.
these tunes will really go down well with the crowd and i can't wait to play out next and do just that.

[Aratron]

this may be crap but if your selling 5000+ units i cant see what the problem is! i'd quite happily make a crap cheesy tune if i knew it was gonna make me some nice wedge!

that's 100% the attitude that has turned the current scene into somewhat of an ongoing comedy

i think everyone knows these are by Boris and its a damn shame, because he really is capable of much much better, its known i dont like schranz at all but some of Boris' release's have that quality hard techno edge that alot of the usual stuff doesnt have, especially some of his earlier records, and now he's doing this absolute pile of **** garbage... who gives a **** shit if your selling 5000+ units (which id find hard to believe ANYONE sells these days, certainly this rubbish, id say half that and it would still be a bad guess) even selling 1 unit of such crap is 1 unit too many

id rather crack on with things selling a few hundred units of a quality record than a thousand of something so awful, in terms of production values, content, moralistic expression etc etc

a truely, awful, awful record, and Boris is quickly losing any respect he may have built up with alot of people no doubt

have you even bought this record for yourself? :roll:
oh well each to his own, but i wouldnt say that it was cheesy, fun yeah but it does have an edge, i have other Boris tunes on Skulltunes and they're nothing compared to this, but thats imo

[machina]

can someone kill him now please? how many of these ****ing things is he going to do? this is, like, the 20th friggen shitty bootleg in 3 months.

machina

[V..]

this may be crap but if your selling 5000+ units i cant see what the problem is! i'd quite happily make a crap cheesy tune if i knew it was gonna make me some nice wedge!

that's 100% the attitude that has turned the current scene into somewhat of an ongoing comedy

i think everyone knows these are by Boris and its a damn shame, because he really is capable of much much better, its known i dont like schranz at all but some of Boris' release's have that quality hard techno edge that alot of the usual stuff doesnt have, especially some of his earlier records, and now he's doing this absolute pile of **** garbage... who gives a **** shit if your selling 5000+ units (which id find hard to believe ANYONE sells these days, certainly this rubbish, id say half that and it would still be a bad guess) even selling 1 unit of such crap is 1 unit too many

id rather crack on with things selling a few hundred units of a quality record than a thousand of something so awful, in terms of production values, content, moralistic expression etc etc

a truely, awful, awful record, and Boris is quickly losing any respect he may have built up with alot of people no doubt

Truly.

If your opinion is just to make bucks, then get yourself some pretty people and make a sodding pop record.
This is trite, and not even vaguely funny any more except to the kind of people that still have crazy frog on their phones.
Utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, complete, total, endless puddle of crackheads vomit.
I would rather smash the vinyl against my ears and listen to that.
In fact, I`d rather listen to the latest record by rachel stevens.
I`d go further than that, and say that crazy frog has more validity than this record.

[morphamish]

where's the punchline?

[fatcollective]

this may be crap but if your selling 5000+ units i cant see what the problem is! i'd quite happily make a crap cheesy tune if i knew it was gonna make me some nice wedge!

that's 100% the attitude that has turned the current scene into somewhat of an ongoing comedy

i think everyone knows these are by Boris and its a damn shame, because he really is capable of much much better, its known i dont like schranz at all but some of Boris' release's have that quality hard techno edge that alot of the usual stuff doesnt have, especially some of his earlier records, and now he's doing this absolute pile of **** garbage... who gives a **** shit if your selling 5000+ units (which id find hard to believe ANYONE sells these days, certainly this rubbish, id say half that and it would still be a bad guess) even selling 1 unit of such crap is 1 unit too many

id rather crack on with things selling a few hundred units of a quality record than a thousand of something so awful, in terms of production values, content, moralistic expression etc etc

a truely, awful, awful record, and Boris is quickly losing any respect he may have built up with alot of people no doubt

Truly.

If your opinion is just to make bucks, then get yourself some pretty people and make a sodding pop record.
This is trite, and not even vaguely funny any more except to the kind of people that still have crazy frog on their phones.
Utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, complete, total, endless puddle of crackheads vomit.
I would rather smash the vinyl against my ears and listen to that.
In fact, I`d rather listen to the latest record by rachel stevens.
I`d go further than that, and say that crazy frog has more validity than this record.

boys if you hate this sort of shit so much why do you bother wasting time posting under this thread. i see this time and time again...it just gets boring.......what the point if it just winds you up...?

[eyeswithoutaface]

it doesnt wind me up particuarly, my reply was more based on the other replys within the thread, if people are going to say its great then others are going to say its shite. which it is

simple

[V..]

I`m not wound up, more stunned really that people actually find this funny.
It`s kinda like laughing at the comedic genius of les dennis.

[MARKEG]

boys if you hate this sort of shit so much why do you bother wasting time posting under this thread. i see this time and time again...it just gets boring.......what the point if it just winds you up...?

well that's exactly what i was thinking.

[eyeswithoutaface]

seems were back to square one on this board mark? the track got posted up, opinions were wanted, they were given, ive said this often enough!

il turn the coin back at you guys as it were, if your so fed up of reading people saying they dont like something, then whats the point reading it or posting about it? it gets boring after a while, time and time again i see this...

seriously, it works both ways, if people can say they think its great then people can say they think its not great. simple. the only way you will get people not posting negatively is bringing back that wonderful -ve rule that really worked the first time around.... oh yeah.... ;)

[V..]

sometimes you have to moan.
well.
groan.
like this
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/04/29/willself_narrowweb__200x283.jpg

it counteracts the smiling.
http://www.democracy.me.uk/nutter.JPG

and sometimes you need to call a spade a spade
http://www.hooverfence.com/garden-supplies/img/spade-sp30.jpg

Shovel.

erm

[eyeswithoutaface]

haha thats a great pic of Will Self

[fatcollective]

seems were back to square one on this board mark? the track got posted up, opinions were wanted, they were given, ive said this often enough!

il turn the coin back at you guys as it were, if your so fed up of reading people saying they dont like something, then whats the point reading it or posting about it? it gets boring after a while, time and time again i see this...

seriously, it works both ways, if people can say they think its great then people can say they think its not great. simple. the only way you will get people not posting negatively is bringing back that wonderful -ve rule that really worked the first time around.... oh yeah.... ;)

i know where you are coming from eyes, but seriously, is there any point, its not as if you even like this style of music, in fact you hate it....you are slagging purley for the hell of it...........anyway who gives a **** :roll:

[eyeswithoutaface]

but thats the thing, you guys presume too much! of course im not slagging for the hell of it, i seriously have better things to do with my time believe me, and they range from doing my own ep's to stuff like cleaning the toilet, going teh shop etc... this bootleg is particulary annoying because of the way its just taken a track that undeniable shaped a genre and means alot of things to alot of people and whimsically thrown it over a schranz loop just because they have Ableton 5 and its easy to do and will probably make them some money

some people obviously have higher moral values when it comes to other peoples music and the use of it, and if someone cant understand that then thats there problem, if you see where im coming from then again wahts the point in trying to pull me up about it? if there's anything worse than someone moaning, its the person whose moaning about the moaning, no doubt

some love this stuff, some dont thats about the be all and end all of it really

[fatcollective]

but thats the thing, you guys presume too much! of course im not slagging for the hell of it, i seriously have better things to do with my time believe me, and they range from doing my own ep's to stuff like cleaning the toilet, going teh shop etc... this bootleg is particulary annoying because of the way its just taken a track that undeniable shaped a genre and means alot of things to alot of people and whimsically thrown it over a schranz loop just because they have Ableton 5 and its easy to do and will probably make them some money

some people obviously have higher moral values when it comes to other peoples music and the use of it, and if someone cant understand that then thats there problem, if you see where im coming from then again wahts the point in trying to pull me up about it? if there's anything worse than someone moaning, its the person whose moaning about the moaning, no doubt

some love this stuff, some dont thats about the be all and end all of it really

the guys or gals that produced this might be a lot younger than yourself and they might think that it is fvcking amazing, people have diffrent tastes in music, personally im not into this, but i would'nt "for the hell of it" say this is utter shit blah blah blah blah!!!!!

[eyeswithoutaface]

did u not read my post above? gods sake, i just explained my reason for not liking it, its not "for the hell of it".... there's a total moral issue here to using music that is so timely and well known, "White lines" is an absolute classic and the flagship work for someone who was at the pinnacle of their career... there is sampling then there is sampling, its not that hard to understand...

and i dont think Boris is that young? im only 22 so thats not really an argument, i know grown men who do this kind of stuff too so it makes no odds at all

[fatcollective]

did u not read my post above? gods sake, i just explained my reason for not liking it, its not "for the hell of it".... there's a total moral issue here to using music that is so timely and well known, "White lines" is an absolute classic and the flagship work for someone who was at the pinnacle of their career... there is sampling then there is sampling, its not that hard to understand...

and i dont think Boris is that young? im only 22 so thats not really an argument, i know grown men who do this kind of stuff too so it makes no odds at all

:eh:

[eyeswithoutaface]

:love:

[fatcollective]

:twisted:

[V..]

the point, is that the person making this, has rinsed this type of joke so much it`s bone dry.
The odd booty is cool, but this is just regular theft.

[gumpy green]

the only good thing is it may boost record sales so that record shop dont go under...

they can sell the wishhy washy to the kiddeis by the barrel loads and still be able to sell the rest of us decent music... ;) ;)

i dunno im just a hater.

mind u" i hate the game not the playa"

[MARKEG]

i dunno i think we've all gotta accept that people have freedom of expression and there are those who like making this and there are those that like dancing to it. if you really wanna talk about 'rinsing' then that's the amount of times i've seem ppl just go on and on about how rubbish this type of schranz is on this forum LOL :lol: it's all personal taste.. if we really wanna get down to it we can say how underground resistance bastardised the original sound of detroit techno, or how joey beltram made everyone thing that techno was to do with ecstacy, when it orginal was never was anything to do with drugs.

my philosophy is to accept things change, things get rinsed, things get commercialised, and just move on. the fast you move on and stop talking about it, the more ahead of the loop of change you actually are.

just my theory. and it certainly stops me loosing sleep and wasting time over music like this ;)

[fatcollective]

i dunno i think we've all gotta accept that people have freedom of expression and there are those who like making this and there are those that like dancing to it. if you really wanna talk about 'rinsing' then that's the amount of times i've seem ppl just go on and on about how rubbish this type of schranz is on this forum LOL :lol: it's all personal taste.. if we really wanna get down to it we can say how underground resistance bastardised the original sound of detroit techno, or how joey beltram made everyone thing that techno was to do with ecstacy, when it orginal was never was anything to do with drugs.

my philosophy is to accept things change, things get rinsed, things get commercialised, and just move on. the fast you move on and stop talking about it, the more ahead of the loop of change you actually are.

just my theory. and it certainly stops me loosing sleep and wasting time over music like this ;)

:clap:

[V..]

i dunno i think we've all gotta accept that people have freedom of expression and there are those who like making this and there are those that like dancing to it. if you really wanna talk about 'rinsing' then that's the amount of times i've seem ppl just go on and on about how rubbish this type of schranz is on this forum LOL :lol: it's all personal taste.. if we really wanna get down to it we can say how underground resistance bastardised the original sound of detroit techno, or how joey beltram made everyone thing that techno was to do with ecstacy, when it orginal was never was anything to do with drugs.

my philosophy is to accept things change, things get rinsed, things get commercialised, and just move on. the fast you move on and stop talking about it, the more ahead of the loop of change you actually are.

just my theory. and it certainly stops me loosing sleep and wasting time over music like this ;)

Right then, in that case everybody shut up, and go out and do something less boring instead.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/titles/whydontyou.shtml
:lol: :lol: :lol:

There all bastards, kill em all and then kill yourself.

[The Divide]

I dont really hear any expression in this tract tho, at least the likes of Beltram, UR took an idea turned into their own artform. Then again I suppose comedy is art.

If this was a bootie styled remix with some ideas, a little bit of a personal slant, a point to make then I would probably be in :love: with it. Even if it was schranze with some clever ideas in it would probably would like it. But I dont, sounds like they used windows Shranzemakerv1.exe

One of the reasons I dont like pop is because is because of the above reasons. Of course, thats all personal taste tho

[Aratron]

the only good thing is it may boost record sales so that record shop dont go under...

they can sell the wishhy washy to the kiddeis by the barrel loads and still be able to sell the rest of us decent music... ;) ;)

i dunno im just a hater.

mind u" i hate the game not the playa"

or possibly just pretentious and elitist ?

[V..]

the only good thing is it may boost record sales so that record shop dont go under...

they can sell the wishhy washy to the kiddeis by the barrel loads and still be able to sell the rest of us decent music... ;) ;)

i dunno im just a hater.

mind u" i hate the game not the playa"

or possibly just pretentious and elitist ?

I would say it`s just that he has taste.
:cool:

[SlavikSvensk]

i don't like schranz and i did take a dig at this earlier, so maybe i'm being a wee bit hypocritical when i say this, but i think at 4 pages maybe it's time to give the gratuitous schranz-bashing a rest...

:!:

[V..]

No we must bash it and bash it until it is dead.
http://www.knights-templar.com/images/Skill%20Icons/w_belly-smash.jpg

http://www.bu.edu/sjmag/img/ResMag/Road-Rage.gif

Even better, tell George Bush that dodgey schranze bootleggs harbour terrorists, and then watch the bombs drop.
:rambo: :rambo: :rambo:

[SlavikSvensk]

Even better, tell George Bush that dodgey schranze bootleggs harbour terrorists, and then watch the bombs drop.
:rambo: :rambo: :rambo:

i bet he'd have some trouble pronouncing "schranz"

[DJMAYA]

mmmmmmm....lets have another listen shall we?? :lol: :clap:

[The Overfiend]

boys if you hate this sort of shit so much why do you bother wasting time posting under this thread. i see this time and time again...it just gets boring.......what the point if it just winds you up...?

well that's exactly what i was thinking.

Agreed.

Grandmaster Flash would sue over this.

[Mindful]

4 pages?

[slacker]

If this was a bootie styled remix with some ideas, a little bit of a personal slant, a point to make then I would probably be in with it

well this pretty much links to the point I'd like to make. That is that some schranz has been good, but much of it is effortless unoriginal turd like this. I think a few of the releases have been faithful to the original hard sort of sound of the tunes they are based on. They have just made these tunes applicable to a hard techno set-no bad thing. I'd like to cite particularly the version of born slippy, and the voodoo people one, and also blade. now I think what has been done to these is good because they work well as techno tunes. What I'd agree is a pile of faf is when gratuitous bootlegs are made that don't work as tunes in there own rights are made-as they just end up not working IMO. However, having said this that IMO is important because maybe the thread starter thinks it does work well, which I can't really argue with-different strokes for different folks. Basically what it comes down to is that I think if it works as a techno tune and has a little innovation in it it can be good and is not just thievery as it gives a new slant to the original, and can be good fun. A little like a remix-something I think nobody has a problem with here. Unfortunately alot of these schranz releases (in fact IMO most of them) lack a new slant and are just a little gratuitous. But this doesn't make schranz bad because it's schranz, and I think to say schranz is inherently bad is a little unfair, and quite possibly a little pretentious. After all it is fun and doesn't techno have something to do with having a laugh?

Also, be careful to remember acid techno was pood on by "purist" techno fans, and is now a much more respected genre.

Be careful you don't do the same to other newcomers...

and remember "techno purists suck on this"!

[The Divide]

I don't have Schranzeophobia, I just think these commercial blootlegs blow

If the guy who made this actually made the origional music thats been stolen and placed into this track I would be impressed. But sadly its not

[davethedrummer]

ive nto even listened to thsi and tbh i really dont want to!! i cant believe someone had ruined a classic like grandmaster flash

oh i can
its theft pure and simple
and also there really isn't annything else besideds that
becaus the artists just doesn't add anything to the original
take the sample away from the track and what are you left with
some drums.... and thats it , and i'm sorry but drums is drums innit.
anyone with half a brain can program those drum patterns.

stil....people like it.......

i hang my head in sorrow :cry:

[mindbender]

I can see that, certainly not what I intended on happening......there is no point of getting wound up over a record that some like and some dislike.

It's been a few days since i was last on here.

I am suprised to see all the negative energy focused on this production or thread...

Producers will put out bootlegged tracks, wether it is shitty or not, the fact makes it more interesting to see where the real creativity falls in this Industry.

Bitching about shite will get you nowhere..

[tOM B]

I helped out setting up a rig in the 2nd room at a grandmaster flash gig this weekend and played this to soundcheck the system. don't think the main man heard it though but some of his crew had some cheeky giggles.

it certainly isn't the best bit of techno i've ever heard but in it's defence: i live in a small town and the people that turn up to our events are not just technoheads they are anybody wanting to escape cheese. A tune like this can give these people a hook to get into and then you can play the 'proper' stuff; also it can safe your ass on the dancefloor.

we need to remember we are there to make people dance, if you can drop something with a bit of cheese that will then turn people on to the other tunes you are playing surely this is a good thing?????

[davethedrummer]

and i'm hoping to get the job of turning it into five pages
do i get a cigar?

[davethedrummer]

drat!
that one didn't do it
maybe this one will..........

[davethedrummer]

yes success !!
5 pages of inane trivial bullshit!!!
wonderful , let's all schranz for christmas !!!!!

out now on k-tel !

not available in the shops

" i'm dreaming of a ......... schranz christmas ! "

with all your favourites

schranz blade
schranz slippy
erm...the schranz one we were talking about here
erm....erm......all the other schranz ones that all sound the same.......

can we get a list going?

guys ....guys.......hello.......anyone................. ..oh god now i only have myself to schranz with

etc etc etc ....

[xfive]

You schranz with sunglasses at night ?

[dan the acid man]

:lol: :lol:

[mindbender]

.......little schranznuts roasting on an open fire............hahaha

......silent schranz.....holy schranz...

[xfive]

Old MacDonald had a schranz.... ee ii ee iii ohhhhh

[oldbugger]

the hills are alive,,,with the sound of SHRANZ :doh:

[SlavikSvensk]

.......little schranznuts roasting on an open fire............hahaha

......silent schranz.....holy schranz...

i am tempted to take this one logical step further but i am very, very afraid of the consequences...

[fatcollective]

One o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock, Shranz,
Five o'clock, six o'clock, seven o'clock, Shranz,
eight o'clock, nine o'clock, ten o'clock, Shranz
We're gonna Shranz around the clock tonight.

Put your glad rags on and join me, hon,
We'll have some fun when the clock strikes one,
We're gonna shranz around the clock tonight,
We're gonna shranz, shranz, shranz, 'til broad daylight.
We're gonna shranz, gonna shranz, around the clock tonight.

When the clock strikes two, three and four,
If the dj slows down we'll yell for more,
We're gonna shranz around the clock tonight,
We're gonna shranz, shranz, shranz, 'til broad daylight.
We're gonna shranz, gonna shranz, around the clock tonight……………… :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

[oldbugger]

One o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock, Shranz,
Five o'clock, six o'clock, seven o'clock, Shranz,
eight o'clock, nine o'clock, ten o'clock, Shranz
We're gonna Shranz around the clock tonight.

Put your glad rags on and join me, hon,
We'll have some fun when the clock strikes one,
We're gonna shranz around the clock tonight,
We're gonna shranz, shranz, shranz, 'til broad daylight.
We're gonna shranz, gonna shranz, around the clock tonight.

When the clock strikes two, three and four,
If the dj slows down we'll yell for more,
We're gonna shranz around the clock tonight,
We're gonna shranz, shranz, shranz, 'til broad daylight.
We're gonna shranz, gonna shranz, around the clock tonight……………… :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

your far too enthuiastic about that one :shock:

:clap:

[oldbugger]

girl ill shranz you
girl ill schranz you
gir illschranz you
You in my hut now my hut

girl ill shranz you
girl ill schranz you
gir illschranz you

your in my hut now
when you're in my hut
you know what's up
let your mind be free
relax your body
jump jump a little higher
Jump jump until you get tired
schranz your body
schranz your body
schranz your body to the bass
schranz it all over the place
Don't let nobody in your way
tonights your night todays your day
Afrika won't steer you wrong
say what schranz music all night long

:crackup:

[The Overfiend]

girl ill shranz you
girl ill schranz you
gir illschranz you
You in my hut now my hut

girl ill shranz you
girl ill schranz you
gir illschranz you

your in my hut now
when you're in my hut
you know what's up
let your mind be free
relax your body
jump jump a little higher
Jump jump until you get tired
schranz your body
schranz your body
schranz your body to the bass
schranz it all over the place
Don't let nobody in your way
tonights your night todays your day
Afrika won't steer you wrong
say what schranz music all night long

:crackup:

[Tremor]

LMAO!!!

[dirty_bass]

Nowt wrong with any of those suggestions.
They`ll all make money and sell loads.
ooh
hang on
I`m on it.
I can just here a Schranze version of Slades, Now heeeeeeeeeer it iiiiiiiis merreeeeeeeeey chriiiistmas
I`ll race you all.
First to get it put on white label wins about 500 quid (represses willing) and as a bonus gets to lose a part of their eternal soul.

[Si the Sigh]

Count me in! :dance:

[oldbugger]

In the beginning, there was Boris, and Boris had a groove.
And from this groove came the groove of all grooves.
And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, Boris boldy declared,
"Let there be schranz!"
and schranz music was born.
"I am, you see, I am the creator, and this is my schranz!
And, in my house there is ONLY schranz music.
But, I am not so selfish because once you enter my house it then becomes OUR house and OUR schranz music!"
And, you see, no one man owns shranz because schranz music is a universal language, spoken and understood by all.
You see schranz is a feeling that no one can understand really unless youre deep into the vibe of schranz.
Schranz is an uncontrollable desire to jack your body.
And, as I told you before, this is our schranz and our schranz music.
And in every house, you understand, there is a keeper.
And, in this house, the keeper is Boris
Now some of you who might wonder,
"Who is Boris and what is it that Boris does?"
Boris is the one who gives you the power to jack your body!
Boris is the one who gives you the power to do the snake.
Boris is the one who gives you the key to the wiggly worm.
Boris is the one who learns you how to walk your body.
Boris is the one that can bring nations and nations of all schranzers together under one house.
You may be black, you may be white; you may be Jew or Gentile. It don't make a difference in OUR shranz.
And this is shit.

[Si the Sigh]

I am quite offended by the "Fan's of the Liberators / Geezer / DDR will love this record" blurb thats with that shit! :lol:

[Si the Sigh]

Schranz Velvet - Gash.

"Earplugs ready, prepare for schranz"

:dance:

[The Overfiend]

Dying to lock this thread already......Mark?

[koma]

yeah you should lock it...

and ffs people, when will all this negativity stop...