Can you measure the hardness of techno?

[AcidTrash]

That should have you running round in circles for a bit. :cheese:

[koma]

cant get harder than extratone

[basslinejunkie]

more than likely,but why would u want to

[dirty_bass]

No.
Can you measure the crapness of hard house?

[eyeswithoutaface]

No.
Can you measure the crapness of hard house?

you can actually buy "How crap is your Hard House?" testing kits from most branches of woolies, smiths and various motorway service stations. Really handy, just play your Hard House into its mini inbuilt microphone, and it gauges on its little chart just how crap your Hard House really is

they dont work for Techno though, but i mean we all know that all techno is crap anyway so we are fine

[dirty_bass]

Surely there is a techno hardness test.

Something about a hardened tungsten bolt dropped onto the record or something, with the hardness measure against a scale.

[dirty_bass]

Twilo would win anyway.

[DJAmok]

i know some people who believe it is related to the level of ringing in their ears the day after the party.

(i ain't kidding, they really believe this)

[Si the Sigh]

:lol:

[eyeswithoutaface]

i know some people who believe it is related to the level of ringing in their ears the day after the party.

(i ain't kidding, they really believe this)

these people should know that's usually from a bad soundsystem

[The Divide]

:lol:

[SlavikSvensk]

you can measure hardness, but can you measure badness?

http://www.angelocarusone.com/files/politics/badness.jpg

[MangaFish]

Can you measure the hardness of techno?

Yes, but the number of angels that weep

[1992]

"Can you measure the hardness of techno?"

Yeah, apparently you need to just measure how much distortion and compression is used. Example: Carnage 003 = very hard, SAB011 = very soft.

[SlavikSvensk]

well, if you apply the following equation for hardness...

http://en.wikipedia.org/math/9/a/2/9a2491ec943e7d73d17c22e5b0570adf.png

you get this...

http://www.atmsite.org/contrib/Shrader/Acculap/pitchtest_graph_sm.gif

of course, if improperly calculated, you might end up with this...

http://babymarquez.clarence.com/img/sven%203.jpg

[drudles]

well, if you apply the following equation for hardness...

http://en.wikipedia.org/math/9/a/2/9a2491ec943e7d73d17c22e5b0570adf.png

you get this...

http://www.atmsite.org/contrib/Shrader/Acculap/pitchtest_graph_sm.gif

of course, if improperly calculated, you might end up with this...

http://babymarquez.clarence.com/img/sven%203.jpg

:lol:

[DannyBlack]

No.
Can you measure the crapness of hard house? :lol:
nothing can compare to that level of shite!!

[conor256]

one suggestion would be to stand in front of a large stack whilst the tune to be tested is played repeatedly at high volume. if after dancing about like a maniac without the help of stimulants for 60 mins you are still fit for more, then clearley it is not hard enough!!!

[The Divide]

I measured the girth of Scott Grays mums gash with a pair of vernier calipers and it went off the scale

http://www.longislandindicator.com/Resources/etalonvernier1a.jpeg

N.T.S :eyes:

[dirty_bass]

That`s only cos I had opened it up previously with my man snake.

[eyeswithoutaface]

that's your copy of Template unpacked and back in my box then Daniel san

[The Divide]

:lol:

[The Divide]

that's your copy of Template unpacked and back in my box then Daniel san

Oh come on, play nice :P

You should be working for the distributor

[eyeswithoutaface]

haha

tis already packed up gonna post it off on monday

[davethedrummer]

yes you can measure the hardness of techno
by repeatedley smashing people over the head with your records.
everyone knows that house music doesn't hurt
techno is annoying
and hard techno is time to call the police
so....
if someone whacks you round the head with some records and you think it is time to call the police
then it must be hard techno
and then you should judge it's hardness on how quickly the police arrive at the scene of the crime.

easy

next question please !

[dirty_bass]

however, if someone wacks you round the head with your own records, and while you lie on the floor you see them running away with your bag.
You may well be at a squat party of ill repute.

[eyeswithoutaface]

however, if someone wacks you round the head with your own records, and while you lie on the floor you see them running away with your bag.
You may well be at a squat party of ill repute.

or at any legal party in Bristol, particulary in Lakota

[DannyBlack]

"thats the last time i try to measure the hardness of techno!"

http://www.comptonpolicegangs.com/images/photo-gallery-riot.jpg

[DannyBlack]

"sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt !!!! that techno stuff is way too harrrrrrrddddd!!!"
http://www.philliprhee.com/movie_image/BOB3-explosion.gif