Best Football Chants

[Microdot]

Any match going football fans on here got any favourite chants?
if so, post up the words so we can all have a laugh.

here's a couple of mine for starters.

(To The Tune Of "In My Liverpool Home")

In Yer Liverpool Slums,
In Yer Liverpool Slums,
You Speak With An Accent Excedingly Rare,
You Wear A Pink Tracksuit And You've Got Curly Hair,
In Yer Liverpool Slums.

In Yer Liverpool Slums,
In Yer Liverpool Slums,
You Look In The Dustbins For Something To Eat,
You Find A Dead Rat And You Think It's A Treat,
In Yer Liverpool Slums.


(To The Tune Of "You Are My Sunshine")

You Are A Scouser,
A Dirty Scouser,
You're Only Happy On Giro Day,
Your Mum's Out Theiving,
Your Dad's Out Dealing,
Please Don't Take My Hubcaps Away.

[Esox Lucius]

the best one i have heard recently is, sang to the main street preachers tune

"if you tolerate rix, then your children will be next"


and i think it was qpr fans to peter crouch "freeeeeeeeeeeeeak"

[Esox Lucius]

one sang at goodison a few times

you put your transfer in your transfer out
in out in out you **** them all about
you do the stevie gerrard and you change your mind
thats what its all about

[Esox Lucius]

the best one i have heard recently is, sang to the main street preachers tune

"if you tolerate rix, then your children will be next"


and i think it was qpr fans to peter crouch "freeeeeeeeeeeeeak"

manic not main :oops:

[nick_anarchy]

Any match going football fans on here got any favourite chants?
if so, post up the words so we can all have a laugh.

here's a couple of mine for starters.

(To The Tune Of "In My Liverpool Home")

In Yer Liverpool Slums,
In Yer Liverpool Slums,
You Speak With An Accent Excedingly Rare,
You Wear A Pink Tracksuit And You've Got Curly Hair,
In Yer Liverpool Slums.

In Yer Liverpool Slums,
In Yer Liverpool Slums,
You Look In The Dustbins For Something To Eat,
You Find A Dead Rat And You Think It's A Treat,
In Yer Liverpool Slums.


(To The Tune Of "You Are My Sunshine")

You Are A Scouser,
A Dirty Scouser,
You're Only Happy On Giro Day,
Your Mum's Out Theiving,
Your Dad's Out Dealing,
Please Don't Take My Hubcaps Away.

hahahaha classic's

[phantomdj]

i found the arsenal one to be the best...



**** em all, **** em all,

man united, west ham, liverpool

because we are the arsenal,

we are the best,

we are the champions now **** off the rest

heard that on dennis pennis

[Numeric]

one sang at goodison a few times

you put your transfer in your transfer out
in out in out you **** them all about
you do the stevie gerrard and you change your mind
thats what its all about

That's classic man...

I've always liked...

Build a bonfire build a bonfire, put the scousers on the top, put Man City in the middle and we'll burn the f**kin lot!!

[conflict]

harry roberts is our mate, is our mate, is our mate

harry roberts is our mate, he kills coppers

let him out to kil some more, kill some more, kill some more

let him out to kil some more, harry roberts!!

[basslinejunkie]

one sang at goodison a few times

you put your transfer in your transfer out
in out in out you **** them all about
you do the stevie gerrard and you change your mind
thats what its all about

lol thats class

[Microdot]

(Lord Of The Dance)

Park, Park,
Wherever You May Be,
You Eat Dogs In Your Own Country,
But It Could Be Worse,
You Could Be A Skause,
Eating Rats In Yer Council House.

(This Is How It Feels - Inspiral Carpets)

This Is How It Feels To Be City,
This Is How It Feels To Be Small,
This Is How It Feels When Your Team Wins Nothing At All.

[dj casualty]

who's that lyin on the runway
who's that lyin in the snow
its busby and his boys
makin all the fukin noise
coz there air plane wouldn't go


and this one
sung in the tune of 'my old mans a dustman''

stevie bull's a tatter
he wears a tatters hat
he comes from wolverhampton
and he's a fukin twat
he runs down the left wing
he runs down the right
he couldn't score a goal if he ran all fukin night

[Microdot]

who's that lyin on the runway
who's that lyin in the snow
its busby and his boys
makin all the fukin noise
coz there air plane wouldn't go


you're a ****in cocksucker sunshine.

[nick_anarchy]

who's that lyin on the runway
who's that lyin in the snow
its busby and his boys
makin all the fukin noise
coz there air plane wouldn't go


and this one
sung in the tune of 'my old mans a dustman''

stevie bull's a tatter
he wears a tatters hat
he comes from wolverhampton
and he's a fukin twat
he runs down the left wing
he runs down the right
he couldn't score a goal if he ran all fukin night

dont even cross me

[macca]

ha ha ^ better watch out

[piginabush]

who's that lyin on the runway
who's that lyin in the snow
its busby and his boys
makin all the fukin noise
coz there air plane wouldn't go


you're a **** cocksucker sunshine.

If you cant take it, dont start threads where you know your team is going to get some abuse :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Microdot]

who's that lyin on the runway
who's that lyin in the snow
its busby and his boys
makin all the fukin noise
coz there air plane wouldn't go


you're a **** cocksucker sunshine.

If you cant take it, dont start threads where you know your team is going to get some abuse :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can take it alright kiddo.
banter and amusing chants are all good and I'm not worried about folk making fun of my team.
but this little scrote, dj casualty, is making humour from the deaths of young men, many of whom were still in their teens.
if he wants to come and sing his little chant to me in person, he is more than welcome to.

and in future, unless you have anything worthwhile to contribute, I suggest you keep out of matters that don't concern you son.

[DJsmallpaul]

Don't read if easily offended but this one i've heard a few times...very racist & not a view shared by moi.

To the tune of (my old mans a dustman)


My old mans a racist so he joined the bnp
he hates those paki bastards but proud he's from Burnley
he grew up on the stoops estate where they don't give a ****
& when he see's a paki he'll always have a rook

[DJsmallpaul]

who's that lyin on the runway
who's that lyin in the snow
its busby and his boys
makin all the fukin noise
coz there air plane wouldn't go


you're a **** cocksucker sunshine.

If you cant take it, dont start threads where you know your team is going to get some abuse :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can take it alright kiddo.
banter and amusing chants are all good and I'm not worried about folk making fun of my team.
but this little scrote, dj casualty, is making humour from the deaths of young men, many of whom were still in their teens.
if he wants to come and sing his little chant to me in person, he is more than welcome to.

and in future, unless you have anything worthwhile to contribute, I suggest you keep out of matters that don't concern you son.


I don't see how you can have a go at Casualty fella :dontevengothere: loads of football chants are nasty, dirogotive, personal & usuallt straight to the point. Also typing stuff like "if he wants to come and sing his little chant to me in person, he is more than welcome to" doesn't do you any favours.

[nick_anarchy]

aint it good to crush your own fans

[DJsmallpaul]

This one's CLASS :clap:

again to the tune of (my old man's a dustman)

Michael Owens magic he wares a magic hat
& when he play's for England he's faster than a cat
he'll score goals with his left, he'll score em with his right
& when we play the Germans HE'LL SCORE ALL FUKIN NIGHT !!!

:lol:

[DJsmallpaul]

*Blue moon ?
you must be colour blind
cause when i look it's white
you retarded city shite*

[DJsmallpaul]

*who's that dying on the carpet
who's that gasping on the floor
it's fat Jack Walker on his back
& he's had a heart attack
& he won't be paying the bastards anymore*

[macca]

if he wants to come and sing his little chant to me in person, he is more than welcome to.


ha ha had 2 read that twice then couldnt believe some 1 would actually post anything like this :crybaby:

[dj casualty]

hahaha yeah same here

so so poor

[piginabush]

who's that lyin on the runway
who's that lyin in the snow
its busby and his boys
makin all the fukin noise
coz there air plane wouldn't go


you're a **** cocksucker sunshine.

If you cant take it, dont start threads where you know your team is going to get some abuse :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can take it alright kiddo.
banter and amusing chants are all good and I'm not worried about folk making fun of my team.
but this little scrote, dj casualty, is making humour from the deaths of young men, many of whom were still in their teens.
if he wants to come and sing his little chant to me in person, he is more than welcome to.

and in future, unless you have anything worthwhile to contribute, I suggest you keep out of matters that don't concern you son.

It was you that started the thread..... just because you dont agree on one of someone elses reply doesnt give you the right to go on threatening people :paranoid:

Football Chants are all about taking your clubs worst moments and then flipping them on their head. They wouldnt be football chants if they went.....

Man Utd are brilliant
We love them and want to have their babies

If it was being sung by City fans.

Do you think that any fan that goes to Anfield likes hearing chants from opposing fans about hillsborough?? Do you think that the Bradford fans like hearing about their fire in the 80's?? I doubt it. But unfortunately thats the way that football fans work, as smallpaul said nasty, dirogotive, personal & usually straight to the point.

Now I aint condoning those who sing the chants, and the human suffering in all instances was immense..... but by reacting the way you did will only drag football back to the dark old hooligan days :mad:

[DJsmallpaul]

Yea dj Casualty 8ft tall & 6ft wide you know so i wouldn't mess with him :lol:

[dj casualty]

yeah here here

microdot your attitude sucks man,i don't go to that
many games,never seen man u play,so obviously
never sang that but heard it somewhere so thought i'd
post it,chill the fuk out
you can't just come on here and start threatenin ppl
you just look silly and no one will reply to you
we all support diff teams on here and enjoy the crack
but where's the fun in callin phantom a faggot and askin
for him to pm you,and whatever you said to me
chill winston

[Esox Lucius]

microdot, stop being a goat.

sort it out lad.

[Esox Lucius]

if he wants to come and sing his little chant to me in person, he is more than welcome to.


ha ha had 2 read that twice then couldnt believe some 1 would actually post anything like this :crybaby:

he wouldnt last 5 mins round here with an attitutude like that :lol:

[french_og]

Come and ave a go if ya think ya Ard enuf!!!! ha ha....

[Microdot]

yeah here here

microdot your attitude sucks man,i don't go to that
many games,never seen man u play,so obviously
never sang that but heard it somewhere so thought i'd
post it,chill the fuk out
you can't just come on here and start threatenin ppl
you just look silly and no one will reply to you
we all support diff teams on here and enjoy the crack
but where's the fun in callin phantom a faggot and askin
for him to pm you,and whatever you said to me
chill winston

never threatened anyone.
merely giving you the opportunity to sing your little chant to my face.
surely only a complete cissy would post something on the net, from behind the safety of their computer, that they were not prepared to say to someone's face.

Most subjects are fair game in football chants imo, except for ones where ppl have lost their lives tragically. To do so only demonstrates a lack of charecter (apart from the Harry Roberts chant cause Police are scum, and don't deserve the same level of respect).

I've never chanted anything about Hillsborough or Heysel to the vermin, nor would I ever consider doing such a thing.
anyone who does is pondlife, and the same goes for foks chanting Munich songs to Utd, or Belsen chants/Gas Taps to Spurs.

So, until you learn to behave like a decent human being, I stand by everything I said.
Basically son, you're a piece of shit and I've already wasted too much of my time on you.
In future, do not converse with me, as you have nothing to say that I want to hear.

[Esox Lucius]

yeah here here

microdot your attitude sucks man,i don't go to that
many games,never seen man u play,so obviously
never sang that but heard it somewhere so thought i'd
post it,chill the fuk out
you can't just come on here and start threatenin ppl
you just look silly and no one will reply to you
we all support diff teams on here and enjoy the crack
but where's the fun in callin phantom a faggot and askin
for him to pm you,and whatever you said to me
chill winston

never threatened anyone.
merely giving you the opportunity to sing your little chant to my face.
surely only a complete cissy would post something on the net, from behind the safety of their computer, that they were not prepared to say to someone's face.

Most subjects are fair game in football chants imo, except for ones where ppl have lost their lives tragically. To do so only demonstrates a lack of charecter (apart from the Harry Roberts chant cause Police are scum, and don't deserve the same level of respect).

I've never chanted anything about Hillsborough or Heysel to the vermin, nor would I ever consider doing such a thing.
anyone who does is pondlife, and the same goes for foks chanting Munich songs to Utd, or Belsen chants/Gas Taps to Spurs.

So, until you learn to behave like a decent human being, I stand by everything I said.
Basically son, you're a piece of shit and I've already wasted too much of my time on you.
In future, do not converse with me, as you have nothing to say that I want to hear.

well **** off out the sports forum then if you cant take the banter.

[Microdot]

yeah here here

microdot your attitude sucks man,i don't go to that
many games,never seen man u play,so obviously
never sang that but heard it somewhere so thought i'd
post it,chill the fuk out
you can't just come on here and start threatenin ppl
you just look silly and no one will reply to you
we all support diff teams on here and enjoy the crack
but where's the fun in callin phantom a faggot and askin
for him to pm you,and whatever you said to me
chill winston

never threatened anyone.
merely giving you the opportunity to sing your little chant to my face.
surely only a complete cissy would post something on the net, from behind the safety of their computer, that they were not prepared to say to someone's face.

Most subjects are fair game in football chants imo, except for ones where ppl have lost their lives tragically. To do so only demonstrates a lack of charecter (apart from the Harry Roberts chant cause Police are scum, and don't deserve the same level of respect).

I've never chanted anything about Hillsborough or Heysel to the vermin, nor would I ever consider doing such a thing.
anyone who does is pondlife, and the same goes for foks chanting Munich songs to Utd, or Belsen chants/Gas Taps to Spurs.

So, until you learn to behave like a decent human being, I stand by everything I said.
Basically son, you're a piece of shit and I've already wasted too much of my time on you.
In future, do not converse with me, as you have nothing to say that I want to hear.

well **** off out the sports forum then if you cant take the banter.

excuse me, but have we conversed before?
don't you think you are being a bit aggresive considering I have never said anything to you?

and shouldn't you be at work right now?
oh, my mistake, just noticed where you're from.
perhaps your time may be better spent looking through dustbins for your dinner or collecting hubcaps or some other popular skause pastime.

[Esox Lucius]

yeah here here

microdot your attitude sucks man,i don't go to that
many games,never seen man u play,so obviously
never sang that but heard it somewhere so thought i'd
post it,chill the fuk out
you can't just come on here and start threatenin ppl
you just look silly and no one will reply to you
we all support diff teams on here and enjoy the crack
but where's the fun in callin phantom a faggot and askin
for him to pm you,and whatever you said to me
chill winston

never threatened anyone.
merely giving you the opportunity to sing your little chant to my face.
surely only a complete cissy would post something on the net, from behind the safety of their computer, that they were not prepared to say to someone's face.

Most subjects are fair game in football chants imo, except for ones where ppl have lost their lives tragically. To do so only demonstrates a lack of charecter (apart from the Harry Roberts chant cause Police are scum, and don't deserve the same level of respect).

I've never chanted anything about Hillsborough or Heysel to the vermin, nor would I ever consider doing such a thing.
anyone who does is pondlife, and the same goes for foks chanting Munich songs to Utd, or Belsen chants/Gas Taps to Spurs.

So, until you learn to behave like a decent human being, I stand by everything I said.
Basically son, you're a piece of shit and I've already wasted too much of my time on you.
In future, do not converse with me, as you have nothing to say that I want to hear.

well **** off out the sports forum then if you cant take the banter.

excuse me, but have we conversed before?
don't you think you are being a bit aggresive considering I have never said anything to you?

and shouldn't you be at work right now?
oh, my mistake, just noticed where you're from.
perhaps your time may be better spent looking through dustbins for your dinner or collecting hubcaps or some other popular skause pastime.

about as funny as a kid with leukemia you manc cunt.

bet your not from manchester though

no you havewnt said anything in here, but no one takes anything to heart in here, until you pop up.

Man
United
Never
Intended
Coming
Home



:lol:

[Esox Lucius]

lovely bit of wreckage that hahahaha

http://www.wrcs.org.au/articles/history/hist262.jpg

[Esox Lucius]

lovely bit of wreckage that hahahaha

http://www.wrcs.org.au/articles/history/hist262.jpg

[conflict]

Microdot stop acting like a cunt

otherwise you'll end up a laughing stock, or maybe you already too far gone.

The latter methinks

Moron

[Microdot]

Microdot stop acting like a cunt

otherwise you'll end up a laughing stock, or maybe you already too far gone.

The latter methinks

Moron

Dear Moron (if indded that is your real name).

Coma Mi Mierda

[Microdot]

about as funny as a kid with leukemia you manc cunt.

bet your not from manchester though

no you havewnt said anything in here, but no one takes anything to heart in here, until you pop up.


of course, it goes without saying that you don't have the balls to say that to me in person.
stick to stabbing grannies for their pension books soft lad.

[DJsmallpaul]

Sorry micronob but you've ****ed it up for yourself ;)

[Esox Lucius]

about as funny as a kid with leukemia you manc cunt.


bet your not from manchester though

no you havewnt said anything in here, but no one takes anything to heart in here, until you pop up.


of course, it goes without saying that you don't have the balls to say that to me in person.
stick to stabbing grannies for their pension books soft lad.

haha yeah right mate, im a big lad, certainly wouldnt be scared of some prawn sandwich bastards.

[~cheeky~]

now now boys sort it out :roll:

nice to see a juicy arguement going on without me and Esox doing it thou :razz:

[Esox Lucius]

now now boys sort it out :roll:

nice to see a juicy arguement going on without me and Esox doing it thou :razz:

mad, a female posting in the sports forum.

no offence but you probably don't understand lads passion for football, it rules your life.

[DJsmallpaul]

now now boys sort it out :roll:

nice to see a juicy arguement going on without me and Esox doing it thou :razz:

mad, a female posting in the sports forum.

no offence but you probably don't understand lads passion for football, it rules your life.


That will be my fault for telling her about it :oops: sorry guys lol

[dj casualty]

yeah here here

microdot your attitude sucks man,i don't go to that
many games,never seen man u play,so obviously
never sang that but heard it somewhere so thought i'd
post it,chill the fuk out
you can't just come on here and start threatenin ppl
you just look silly and no one will reply to you
we all support diff teams on here and enjoy the crack
but where's the fun in callin phantom a faggot and askin
for him to pm you,and whatever you said to me
chill winston

never threatened anyone.
merely giving you the opportunity to sing your little chant to my face.
surely only a complete cissy would post something on the net, from behind the safety of their computer, that they were not prepared to say to someone's face.

Most subjects are fair game in football chants imo, except for ones where ppl have lost their lives tragically. To do so only demonstrates a lack of charecter (apart from the Harry Roberts chant cause Police are scum, and don't deserve the same level of respect).

I've never chanted anything about Hillsborough or Heysel to the vermin, nor would I ever consider doing such a thing.
anyone who does is pondlife, and the same goes for foks chanting Munich songs to Utd, or Belsen chants/Gas Taps to Spurs.

So, until you learn to behave like a decent human being, I stand by everything I said.
Basically son, you're a piece of shit and I've already wasted too much of my time on you.
In future, do not converse with me, as you have nothing to say that I want to hear.

thats fine by me microcock,your the one who needs to learn
how to behave now pull your nappy back up,put your dummy
back in and do one you scummer

[phantomdj]

microdot...

why threaten someone when you dont know who they are?

what if i/they are very physically abled, or a professional black belt in karate, or a semi-pro boxer or something similar??? You just don't know!

at the end of the day, you don't have a clue about the other person so violent threats are empty really.

just like man utds future :lol:

[conflict]

microdot is someone taking the piss

someone very sad

someone pretending to be someone they are clearly not

no cunt can be that stupid

:cheese:

[basslinejunkie]

lol microcock

[Microdot]

microdot...

why threaten someone when you dont know who they are?

what if i/they are very physically abled, or a professional black belt in karate, or a semi-pro boxer or something similar??? You just don't know!

at the end of the day, you don't have a clue about the other person so violent threats are empty really.

just like man utds future :lol:

what violent threats?
maybe you should quote/post one of these "threats".
as I've already pointed out, but is too difficult for you to grasp, I've simply offered you the oportunity to say the things you post on here to me in person.
an oportunity that's still on offer anytime you wanna take it kid.
the fact that you are too pussy to do so don't necessarily mean that I'm threatening you.
It just means that you're a pussy.

[phantomdj]

why would you want to say it in person? whats the significance? your wording indicates a threat.

the truth of the matter is, ... in person most of the arguments on here would be turn into fun banter if they were conducted face to face.

i'm certainly no 'pussy'...

those who live by the sword, shall die by it.

[Esox Lucius]

microdot...

why threaten someone when you dont know who they are?

what if i/they are very physically abled, or a professional black belt in karate, or a semi-pro boxer or something similar??? You just don't know!

at the end of the day, you don't have a clue about the other person so violent threats are empty really.

just like man utds future :lol:

what violent threats?
maybe you should quote/post one of these "threats".
as I've already pointed out, but is too difficult for you to grasp, I've simply offered you the oportunity to say the things you post on here to me in person.
an oportunity that's still on offer anytime you wanna take it kid.
the fact that you are too pussy to do so don't necessarily mean that I'm threatening you.
It just means that you're a pussy.

what a pleb :lol:

[macca]

defo^ internet warrior is a better name :lol:

[dj casualty]

indeed a microcock