Marco Bailey Bollocks Lol Pun Intended!!!!!!

[The Overfiend]

http://images.juno.co.uk/full/CS205260-01A-BIG.jpg

Bollocks this is called.
I would have said that from looking at the cover.

[1992]

Crappy record too. Its hardly a How Is Your DNA MB remix.

[djshiva]

that is one ugly mug. when did techno become about showing off your scrawny pecs and bad tat?

[rotten]

coooool

[eyeswithoutaface]

eurgh what an awful cover, i dont even want to hear the record

[Frank Dogshit]

a cover only a mother could love.

[RDR]

He's clearly going for the Gay following option (note - i have no idea if MB is gay, nor do i care)

[Sunil]

The thing is that a lot of people go for this kind of thing. I've met some techno fans in the shop or sometimes out, that worship the guy, and really go for the image thing, as if he's the coolest guy alive.

[eyeswithoutaface]

i think that pic just goes to reassure everyone else bar those unfortunate few that he really ISNT the coolest guy alive

he's got that really authentic "what do you mean, no fresh bread??!!" european look about him

and no one should have a tatoo bigger than their own head

[slimboy]

Might buy a copy just to stick on my dartboard.

[echodek]

he's got that really authentic "what do you mean, no fresh bread??!!" european look about him

and no one should have a tatoo bigger than their own head

hilarious! too true...

[The Overfiend]

Lol
My Tattoo goes from my high shoulder to blow my elbow Scott.

[TechMouse]

Lol
My Tattoo goes from my high shoulder to blow my elbow Scott.
You're so cool.

[Buttman]

And mine from frenulum through scrotum to rectum.

[Buttman]

Did y'all know both Bailey and Varela are famous for smelling of coconut and always wearing snake skin boots?

[Dustin Zahn]

Did y'all know both Bailey and Varela are famous for smelling of coconut and always wearing snake skin boots?

actually, for Bailey it's parada and if you're driving him around in Detroit you're not allowed to stop at red lights to avoid getting jacked.

Horrible cover, not my cup of tea music wise, but honestly marco has been a pretty nice guy everytime I've ever spoken to him. I've met a lot of people who choose to play down their stardom but still act like a dick.

[The Overfiend]

Lol
My Tattoo goes from my high shoulder to blow my elbow Scott.
You're so cool.
I know it's hard sometimes.

[dirty_bass]

Lol
My Tattoo goes from my high shoulder to blow my elbow Scott.

Yeah but your head is the size of a smart car
:razz:

[audioinjection]

[quote=Buttman]
actually, for Bailey it's parada and if you're driving him around in Detroit you're not allowed to stop at red lights to avoid getting jacked.

wtf, is that for real?

[Mindful]

[quote=Buttman]
actually, for Bailey it's parada and if you're driving him around in Detroit you're not allowed to stop at red lights to avoid getting jacked.

wtf, is that for real?

Course it is ,thats what the red light district record was about.
Marco was healing himself thru his music from when he got jacked at a set of red lights for his Prada beard clippers.

Terrible stuff

[Ian]

nah bailey once went on for days and days about his awesome prada shoes

[mikehumphries]

you gotta have big balls to make yourself look like such a fool. hehehehe. maybe he's married to the bearded lady. i can hear the circus band from here :clown:

[el salvador]

you gotta have big balls to make yourself look like such a fool. hehehehe. maybe he's married to the bearded lady. i can hear the circus band from here :clown:


for real man! who is wearing the pants in that marriage?

how come you has never given us a sexy pin up with any of your stuff mr humphries?

i dont think i have ever seen a picture of you. keep it underground. respect to you

guess it just goes to show us that some peoples think that the music is more important than the need to scare the phuck out of the chicas!

[dan the acid man]

maybe he will bring out a fragrance next, the essence of marco bailey

[Buttman]

Prada beard clippers? What is that?

[Evil G]

"i care even less about my appearance than squarepusher. i'm anti-social. really."

[tekara]

as a person that is completely covered in ink, i can honestly say that marco baileys tattoos arent even real.

But thats not the point, tattoos shouldnbe be blatantly shown off like that. And why doesnt he have a shirt? He's making alot of cheddar now, he can afford one.

[dirty_bass]

I think he is now playing the pop icon game as he is going for more commercial success.
I`m totally not into it, but if that is his path then so be it.
When will we have Pop idol, the DJ edition?

[Mindful]

I think he is now playing the pop icon game as he is going for more commercial success.
I`m totally not into it, but if that is his path then so be it.
When will we have Pop idol, the DJ edition?

Oh dear god no.

I can see that happening too

[Mindful]

Prada beard clippers? What is that?

Not sure.
I made it up.

Like those little hair trimmers some people use to keep their face hair looking neat but speicial edition MB ones sponserd by Prada or somthin.

[jon connor]

:lol: aye i quite like that tattoo beeing a welsh man and all i might even av 1 me self wooooooooooooooooo! :razz:

hahahahahah mindful wot the fuk are hair trimmers hahahahahahahahahhah thats a class saying hahahahahahahahahahhahah fuk sake heheheheheheh :lol:

[jon connor]

miss read need a slap :bonk: ahhhhhhhh long day today phewww!

[Akkachar]

http://www.housenation.fi/staff/marco2.jpg

WHERE IS THE GAY EMOTICON!?!?!

[jon connor]

:lol: fuk he looks like me mum :lol:

[Adrenalin]

I lost interest in MB's tracks a while ago, but now his look is starting to get as lackluster as his tracks. IMO.

[DJPAUZE]

Is that a Mortal Combat Tattoo?

[anx]

these remixes are pretty shite

i actually liked the origional to be honest

[davethedrummer]

wow , he's really sexy isn't he?

[oldbugger]

sorry mr bailey if you read this.
but your guilty of looking like a mincer..



take him away


http://www.forumspile.com/Gay-The_Court.jpg

[rhythmtech]

i like the original aswell.. bassline is pretty fukin good. not crazy on the rmxs or the metrosexual look.

[DJPAUZE]

http://www.thebusypixel.com/wp-content/relax.jpg

[Heroes]

that pic looks like ade fenton in drag. no dis ade you know you are and will allways be the original vest man in my eyes.....

[HyperCube]

I don`t know guys,I don`t agree with you.I Like him :dance:

[Jay Pace]

I wish I looked that cool.

However I suspect the pendulous saggy man tits he is bound to develop in later life might take the edge of his skin artwork.
That dragon isn't quite going to cut it when its resting as a flabby fold on his gut.
Couple that with male pattern baldness and rampant unchecked growth in his nose and ear hair and he'll be the sexiest man on the continent.

[The Overfiend]

http://mp3.juno.co.uk/MP3/SF46897-01-01-01.mp3
What happened to this guy.