DJsmallpaul
18-03-2006, 05:32 AM
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.The
robot pours him the perfect pint, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual
proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He
decides to test the robotso he walks out of the bar, turns around, and
comes back in for another drink.
Again, the robot serves hima perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's
your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,rugby,
supermodels, favorite foods, guns, and women's body parts. Really
impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more
test.
He heads out and returns, the robot serveshim and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, ... 20 , I think."
And the robot says... real slowly,
"So ... who ... do ... you ... think ... they'll ... get ...
to ... replace .... McCarthy? "
robot pours him the perfect pint, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual
proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He
decides to test the robotso he walks out of the bar, turns around, and
comes back in for another drink.
Again, the robot serves hima perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's
your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,rugby,
supermodels, favorite foods, guns, and women's body parts. Really
impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more
test.
He heads out and returns, the robot serveshim and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, ... 20 , I think."
And the robot says... real slowly,
"So ... who ... do ... you ... think ... they'll ... get ...
to ... replace .... McCarthy? "