Lazy assed vinyl DJ performances

[dirty_bass]

I was at this club recently, and I was having a conversation whilst sipping my Gin and tonic, and admiring my reflection, when I decided to walk onto the dancefloor.
And I couldn`t believe it, I saw this guy in the DJ booth, and all he was doing, was spinning some bits of plastic on some decks, and like, keeping some very very similar and obvious beats in time with each other.
Every now and again he like, moved a crossfader or an eq pot.

That`s it, that was all he was doing.
And yet everyone was dancing?
Bloody outrage.

I thought he was like a one man band, playing the bass, and drums, and synths and stuff, but he was kidding everyone and just playing records.
OF OTHER PEOPLES MUSIC.

I think it`s outrageous, what do you think?

anyway, I pushed my way through all the people on the dancefloor, and went back to the dark corner with all my mates, who were drinking coffee and G&T and stuff, and we had a long conversation about it.
Well we would have if the music wasn`t so bloody loud.

Techno, I dunno, it`s all a big lie.
I wish everyone would listen to more worthy music, like pategonian mountain goat lung organ music.

[dan the acid man]

haha :lol:

i was indeed a lazy arsed vinyl dj myself today, i decided to have a mix for the first time in well over a couple of months, i gave up after 15 minutes i was that bad, just one of them days i suppose.

so i just sat there playing some of my favourite classics, without mixing, listening to them in full, and you know what, this musics great :cheese:

[JamieBall]

LOL @ DB

[kai_1]

I'm liking that dry wit... Whats needed round here sometimes!

[rhythmtech]

I'm liking that dry wit... Whats needed round here sometimes!

its only cause he didnt rub himself down with KY today :roll:

[dirty_bass]

I'm liking that dry wit... Whats needed round here sometimes!

its only cause he didnt rub himself down with KY today :roll:

I bloody did, right after misstress let me finish licking round the toilet bowl.

[Evil G]

so dry... somebody pass the vicks enhaler before i get a nose bleed.

[robin m]

:lol: :lol:



I wish everyone would listen to more worthy music, like pategonian mountain goat lung organ music.

In all seriousness this is underrated - it's not all like the cheesy commercial stuff, if you dig a bit you can find some real bangers.

[audioinjection]

haha good one

[tocsin]

I can't stand vinyl DJs. Vinyl just doesn't have the warmth of wax cylinders. You can really feel the difference.

[SlavikSvensk]

screw wax cylinders. roman slave orchestra is the only way to go

[A.P.]

Class banter!! hehe

[holotropik]

lol....nice work.

[Si the Sigh]

:lol: @ D.B

[RDR]

:lol:

BTW does that roman slave orchestra have a pitch slider, if not imsticking to my log drum warriors.

[TechMouse]

:lol:

BTW does that roman slave orchestra have a pitch slider, if not imsticking to my log drum warriors.

Depends how bit it is.

If it's less than 256 it's going to sound shit on a rig - you're better off with the original Greek (though that has less hi end shimmer).

[TechMouse]

bit = big... I'm crap.

[dirty_bass]

You`re all gay, you can`t beat the original sound of the big bang.

[TechMouse]

You`re all gay, you can`t beat the original sound of the big bang.
Can you imagine if the big bang was just the first beat in some giant cosmic Techno tune? We're all just sitting waiting for it to drop.

[force]

You`re all gay, you can`t beat the original sound of the big bang.

Would'nt have heard a bloody thing, with no air aboot

[dirty_bass]

You`re all gay, you can`t beat the original sound of the big bang.
Can you imagine if the big bang was just the first beat in some giant cosmic Techno tune? We're all just sitting waiting for it to drop.

what do you reckon the bpm is?
too slow for most of the drug heads I bet.

[Jay Pace]

The big band is cheesy and lame.

Gimme some of that old school minimal infinite-vacuumcore.

[massplanck]

screw wax cylinders. roman slave orchestra is the only way to go

:lol: ur gas slavik.

[massplanck]

You`re all gay, you can`t beat the original sound of the big bang.
Can you imagine if the big bang was just the first beat in some giant cosmic Techno tune? We're all just sitting waiting for it to drop.

I hope to f.u.ck God hasnt got any ideas about becoming a turntablist.

[acidsaturation]

Maybe it's just altered perception of time from too much ketamine... it's really at 160bpm, but we're just stuck in a big slowdown and each second's taking an aeon...

[SlavikSvensk]

You`re all gay, you can`t beat the original sound of the big bang.
Can you imagine if the big bang was just the first beat in some giant cosmic Techno tune? We're all just sitting waiting for it to drop.

I hope to f.u.ck God hasnt got any ideas about becoming a turntablist.

nah

intelligent design music

[RDR]

God is a DJ.

Oh, goody.

[RDR]

I tried reading a book on IDM one time. Still have the scars.

[TechMouse]

You`re all gay, you can`t beat the original sound of the big bang.
Can you imagine if the big bang was just the first beat in some giant cosmic Techno tune? We're all just sitting waiting for it to drop.

what do you reckon the bpm is?
too slow for most of the drug heads I bet.
BPM = Beats Per Millennium

[davethedrummer]

sod music
its stupid
supermarkets are much better

[dan the acid man]

yeah, but supermarkets also play music, so there's no escaping from it :paranoid:

[The Divide]

You`re all gay, you can`t beat the original sound of the big bang.
Can you imagine if the big bang was just the first beat in some giant cosmic Techno tune? We're all just sitting waiting for it to drop.

what do you reckon the bpm is?
too slow for most of the drug heads I bet.
BPM = Beats Per Millennium

Your so not with the time! 1 bit is the phuture! (http://www.onebitmusic.com/music/TristanPerich-OneBitMusicPrereleases-02-Gilgamesh.mp3)