Techno is dead

[detfella]

Long live .. err

[NIKCAM]

Opera-tech

[Stella Boy]

mixmag say sexy techno is in and cool so we're ok for another 3 months

[NIKCAM]

Oh, thats Ok then, Mixmag have deemed that we can continue with techno for a while longer, that's a relief. Ha Ha.

What's sexy techno then?? A 909 and some dirty moaning. Actually, sounds good. That's the very bandwagon for me.

[SlavikSvensk]

Long live .. err

tachno!

[Tyrisia]

mixmag say sexy techno is in and cool so we're ok for another 3 months

Yeah I saw that on the front cover - "How Techno got Sexy" or some bollox, what the hell was that all about? I never bothered to read it, really wish I had now hehe.

[koma]

probably someone did a bootleg of justin's "sexy back"

[The Overfiend]

Damn you guys got me.

[davethedrummer]

thank god techno is dead!

now i can get a proper job and start talking a language that everyone else can understand
and i can stay in at weekends and go to the park and play football with some blokes and go down the pub and have a fight and fall over and try to get off with someones shoes and wake up on sunday with a hangover and shout at the kids and the wife and watch telly and pretend i know everything about football and spend more money that i don't have just to make me feel better and go to bed and wake up and do it all again


sounds good doesn't it?

and everytime someone plays anything thats vaguely techno i'll trainspot it
( incorrectly ) and anything else i'll say: "it's just shit commercial music, why would anyone listen to this garbage???"..... etc etc etc

......blah blah


yes techno is dead!
hooray for techno !

now we can sleep safely in our beds
safe in the knowledge that our lives are dictated to us by the media
and no matter how high we jump
they will always quietly raise the bar another notch
and tell us to try harder ( it's for our own good )

i hope you're satisfied mixmag!

[Mika]

lol dave

this headline techno is dead is so often nowadays
for god sake it looks like somebody will get like
10 mil eur or so if techno is really dead.
dont have a clue why they force it so much......who gets something with this..

[teknorich]

James Brown is dead, not techno.

[Paul Zykotik]

Yeah I saw that on the front cover - "How Techno got Sexy" or some bollox, what the hell was that all about? I never bothered to read it, really wish I had now hehe.

Sepearated at birth - Richie Hawtin / Zoolander?

[Craig_Lea]

Sepearated at birth - Richie Hawtin / Zoolander?

I reckon so, although I've think he's got Derek Zoolander's new awesome look, Magnum, confused with a new hairstyle, Highly Dubious.

Techno's been dead for ages.
All the kids are listening to NewWaveMinimalTrancePigeonHoleBollox nowadays.

[Jay Pace]

Music is rubbish.

Smells are the way forward.

[fatcollective]

damn i was just getting into to techno aswel.... looks like i'll have to continue listening to happy hardcore for the rest of my life :whoops:

[TechMouse]

Necrosis is dead.

[echodek]

Music is rubbish.

Smells are the way forward.

did you here the kevin saunderson remix of "tresor's toilet" that's some heavy 313 stinkiness...

[eyeswithoutaface]

techno was never alive

we've all been fooled

[DVNT]

I want to get off this ride mummy.

Oh wait.

Urm. Yes Techno is dead. I killed it. And in it's place shall rise Akon style RNB for one and all.

[TechMouse]

Pavarotti... Techno... it's an easy mistake-a to make-a.

[DVNT]

:groan:

[RDR]

Pavarotti... Techno... it's an easy mistake-a to make-a.

No matter - pavarotti was actuall;y the physical source of all techno...

Pavarotti had a gland just behind his left elbow that excreted a raw form of techno called 'T' this was farmed by his ex-manager and sold through a secret auction known only as T-FA.RM in attendance at these auctions was Jeff Mills, Dave Clarke and his Wife Petula Clarke.

sad times indeed

[Little_Fella!]

Excuse me but my Ma said that Techno was definitely NOT dead... :cry: and to run along and play quietly in your room... there there now...

See....:content:

[lunatrick]

I don't know what party they were at but it's aving it in here.....etc...

blah

listen kids it's not dead it's now called 'mmnl' ok........

and if anybody dares smirk when ritchie pulls a 'blue steel' then they will get a smacked bottom

[G-BO]

fluffy psy trance is in...industrial dark groovy technon is on teh slide

deal with it guys

[Little_Fella!]

Music is rubbish.

Smells are the way forward.

Goodness Jay....

Your far too 21st Century for the.... er.. oh my god, it IS the 21st Centery:exclaim: :exclaim: