Erection assassinators.

[DannyBlack]

The decks are fired up, you got a nice pace going, you're 2 or 3 records into a beefy mix and they have been fuh-law-less you reach for another record- dont recognise the label but who gives a crap- bloods pumping, legs are going, the impression of a guy on a tred mill keeps popping up, the occasional point to god comes into play, house mates gave up on coronation street to come in and shake it and then there it is- you start mixing the random un recognised label, in it kicks with an all mighty...... (at this point you would expect BOOM!) but no, it is a lame production- on par with DJ Fergies "cheeky biscuits", deep breath out, mood over, mix stopped, cup of tea made and sulk ensues...

Erection assassinated.

Question: anyone else get that? great mix until you put on a shit track which kills the mood, or do ye just soldier on? am i just a tempramental sod?

[TechMouse]

KNOW YOUR RECORDS.

There's really no excuse.

[DannyBlack]

lol i know, i know- this one in particular was one i bought in kind of a mix bag from a mate, never really listened to it properly- serves me right!

[wenna]

i don't buy shit records!

[DannyBlack]

never? can you honestly say you own no shit records or really bad pressings? *curses carl maxes last release on compressed*

[RDR]

Yeah, mines called the MRS

[TechMouse]

Yeah, mines called the MRS
The Mark Ronson Special?

Yeah, that kills it for me too.

[DannyBlack]

:lol:

[DVNT]

Mix out of it fast and recover.

[DannyBlack]

no can do man, it just kills my buzz altogether. i like perfection- if it aint then the buzz just dies. I get back into it an hour later like, but its a reet pain in the ball bag.

[stjohn]

get the f***er out of your bag... and know your records!
as Techmouse says, there is really no excuse!!

i dont buy many records at the moment coz im usually broke... but the upside is i know every beat of each track like the back of my hand!

[DVNT]

How well do you know the front of your hand?

[stjohn]

How well do you know the front of your hand?

i think it looks like Dj Fergie

[APC]

i think it looks like Dj Fergie



Is that a help or a hinderance when you are beating one off?

[DVNT]

Depends if it's the weekend I imagine.

[TechMouse]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/97/gayfuelkn7of8.jpg

Happy days.

[force]

i think it looks like Dj Fergie

Cut it off Cut it off!!!!

[dan the acid man]

anybody else done the buying the wrong record thing?, you either pick the wrong one online, or someone tells you that great record you heard is called such and such, but they've told you duff info.

:xredface:

[marginmaster]

anybody else done the buying the wrong record thing?, you either pick the wrong one online, or someone tells you that great record you heard is called such and such, but they've told you duff info.

:xredface:

yeah DanP has:lol: http://www.blackoutaudio.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=52979

[MARK ANXIOUS]

the impression of a guy on a tred mill keeps popping up

WTF???? hahahahahhaha :lol::lol:

[RDR]

anybody else done the buying the wrong record thing?, you either pick the wrong one online, or someone tells you that great record you heard is called such and such, but they've told you duff info.

:xredface:

And theres always that perennial problem of buying a record which had 1 great track and 3 shit ones.

IMO one of the reasons we've seen a problem with dance music, right the way back to the distro.

[digitalboy]

iv'e got a few rank ones. Should take more care when picking stuff up.

[DannyBlack]

WTF???? hahahahahhaha :lol::lol:


come on Mark, you tellin me this a move even you haven't got in your arsenal? :lol: