Evidence southerners are lazy...

[RDR]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7226771.stm

This is relevant BTW ;)

Love the comment about Hull... thats entirely to do with Techno and Hardcore!!!

LOL

[dirty_bass]

You have to dance faster up north, for many reasons.

1. It`s so cold and grim you need to keep warm.
2. The scally pickpockets can`t keep up with you if you dance fast enough.
3. Higher bpms means each track is over faster, so all the northern piss heads have less time to wait for the next drink at the bar.
4. So much piss and puke on the floor you need to dance fast to stop sticking.
5. Most northerners are obviously criminals and used to running from the police, the faster music simply reflects this.

[RDR]

You have to dance faster up north, for many reasons.

1. It`s so cold and grim you need to keep warm.
2. The scally pickpockets can`t keep up with you if you dance fast enough.
3. Higher bpms means each track is over faster, so all the northern piss heads have less time to wait for the next drink at the bar.
4. So much piss and puke on the floor you need to dance fast to stop sticking.
5. Most northerners are obviously criminals and used to running from the police, the faster music simply reflects this.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

No, the reason is we're all happier at not living in shit city.

or london as some fools call it.

Love the comment about the midlands and reggae.

But then thats because Ali Campbell shoots people who dont like red wine. Although im unsure about his position on Rose.

[eyeswithoutaface]

haha hilarious

see the BBC have their finger right on the pulse as ever

im off to listen to my 190bpm speedcore, be being northern and all

[dirty_bass]

im off to listen to my 190bpm speedcore, be being northern and all

only when you are done robbing people and stealing cars though ey!!!

[eyeswithoutaface]

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