Can we have some more...

[JamieBall]

Records with women on the labels with their tits out ?

I don't feel there's QUITE been enough generic labels featuring such imagery in the techno scene of late.

Really. No, seriously.

I mean, I know most techno djs/producers would give 50 cent a run in the 'pimping' stakes (ahem... COUGH...Splutter) but come on..... Who the **** started this shit ? Is this all that techno stands for ? TBH for me this sorta stuff conjures up images of bedroom bound, tv tanned geeks tugging themselves into oblivion in front of a copy of Ableton...

I guess the music has truly ceased to speak for itself, huh ?

PS: As usual, perhaps not a popular view - but hey, it's an open forum ;-)

[Si the Sigh]

This thread is useless without pictures.

[JamieBall]

I've got a photo from the 80's of dwarven, big haired jizz magnet SAM FOX with a copy of the new Robert Hood - Fabric Live CD nestling between her tits. It's ****ing awesome on 2 counts.

1 = It has tits and techno in it
2 = It is completely anachronistic

I'd post it but as I'm kinda against such things I'm not going to bother. I'm sure you can all imagine it though. Mick Fleetwood is also in the background, looking disappointed.

[FuK-NuT]

homo!







;)

[koma]

jamie's right. why isnt there more records with man boobs on?

[Smear]

Yeah you wonder how many records are sold purely because there's tits on them. Can't be that many that it justifies doing it surely.

Luckily the artwork's a good indicator of the quality of music on them.

We need less tits and more Thighpaulsandra type artwork!
http://progressive.homestead.com/files/thighpaulsandra.jpg

[The Overfiend]

http://www.discogs.com/viewimages?release=27995

[qUE]

You forgot Apple Laptop in that Ableton statement.

Personally I can't be doing with this using Windows/OSX and a computer probably powerful enough to complete the genome database in a few days, to make music/play out. I personally find PCDOS and 133MHz PC I found in a skip adequate.

Me and mates have been looking to release vinyl for an age now, unfortunately it's expensive and if you have more than 1 colour on the label it's even more expensive, so no monster orbs on our stuff. I suppose I could just glue some plastic ones on, but then that wouldn't be much use for playing the other side, tbh tho' nobody would probably notice the difference with my music anyway :S

qUE
mt.3rdevent.net
invertedlightsource.com

[davethedrummer]

TITS!

[koma]

there was one hardcore record whose sleeve was completely covered with bunch of explicit porn images.. can't remember label name right now

[Smear]

Fist of Fury on Phantasm?

http://www.discogs.com/image/R-228595-1099151686.jpg

THe images are too small to see but i remember one of his sleeves having lots of amputee porn and the like.

And there's the iconic:

http://www.discogs.com/release/313971

Lovely stuff!

[koma]

yeah thats the one! i have bigger image saved somewhere...

[DannyBlack]

Tits are for lightweights, I want clunge on my records. Gaping minges or I won't buy your vinyl.

GMOSFTU!






:lol:

Seriously though, I couldn't give a monkeys what picture is on the vinyl.

[Lag]

dicks are way better.
http://www.667u.com/dj%20rainbow%20ejaculation.html

[DannyBlack]

You can't put willies on vinyl. You just can't.

[Miss Saysay]

dicks are way better.
http://www.667u.com/dj%20rainbow%20ejaculation.html

Blimey that's rather full on! haha :lol:

[dan the acid man]

You can't put willies on vinyl. You just can't.

you can but they make a mess :confused:

[DannyBlack]

:lol: theres loving vinyl and then theres "loving" vinyl.

[aphex_hn]

Tits are for lightweights, I want clunge on my records. Gaping minges or I won't buy your vinyl.

GMOSFTU!


what about dj skinhead - extreme terror rmxes on cunt records?
http://www.discogs.com/viewimages?release=16380

[Izz]

Personaly, I don't give shit what is on the cover, middle or stashed in the sleeve.
So long as it's easy to spot while rifling through your tunes what difference does it make?

[TechMouse]

You can't put willies on vinyl. You just can't.

Depends how sharp the edge is I guess...

[RDR]

I put other peoples willies on my vinyl.

its the only way i get my kicks.





PS - I want jamie balls tits on record.

[TechMouse]

PS - I want jamie balls tits on record.
Balls and Tits on records. I say.

[nytclubber]

Personaly, I don't give shit what is on the cover, middle or stashed in the sleeve.
So long as it's easy to spot while rifling through your tunes what difference does it make?

ummm...none.

[Smear]

Personaly, I don't give shit what is on the cover, middle or stashed in the sleeve.
So long as it's easy to spot while rifling through your tunes what difference does it make?

Yeah but do you not feel a bit insulted when someone puts tits all over the artwork because they think that will encourage you to buy it?


Speaking of Rainbow Ejaculation, this guy's artwork is a cut above:

http://www.discogs.com/artist/Passenger+Of+Shit

[koenigsegg]

Yeah but do you not feel a bit insulted when someone puts tits all over the artwork because they think that will encourage you to buy it?


Speaking of Rainbow Ejaculation, this guy's artwork is a cut above:

http://www.discogs.com/artist/Passenger+Of+Shit

I think the artist in your link has a tourettes outburst whenever he names his tunes lol

http://www.discogs.com/release/620414 lol

[Izz]

Yeah but do you not feel a bit insulted when someone puts tits all over the artwork because they think that will encourage you to buy it?
Nah, I wouldn't read into it too much. If my tunes come packaged with boobs on the front then so be it.



Speaking of Rainbow Ejaculation, this guy's artwork is a cut above:

http://www.discogs.com/artist/Passenger+Of+Shit

Imagine going into a record shop and asking for some of them. You'd either get a slap or escorted off the premises by the police lol!

[Smear]

I have a few of his records, Stick Dick In Concrete is a bit of a classic.

[RDR]

Yeah but do you not feel a bit insulted when someone puts tits all over the artwork because they think that will encourage you to buy it?


Speaking of Rainbow Ejaculation, this guy's artwork is a cut above:

http://www.discogs.com/artist/Passenger+Of+Shit

To be fair he does do speed/terrorcore, its de rigeur.. it would be much more out of character to name a tune "I like to flower arrange and eat scones" for a terrorcore track.

[audioinjection]

super bra has always had some tasteful label artwork

http://www.discogs.com/label/SuperBra