confusing a man utd fan

[macca]

Q: How do you confuse a Man U fan?
A: Show him a map of Manchester :clap:

[slimboy]

:lol:

[Esox Lucius]

quality macca lad :lol: :clap:

[macca]

quality macca lad :lol: :clap:

eh c im not that bad 4 a liverpool supporter

[Esox Lucius]

haha :lol: at least you dont support the scum innit :lol: :clap:

[macca]

this is good as well

Q: Why do Man U fans stand up at Old Trafford?
A: Well, you would after that long journey from London :doh: :clap:

[Esox Lucius]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap:

[macca]

**** me there just gettin better i cant stop cryin with laughter

The Post Office have just recalled their latest stamps The special set of commemorative stamps had pictures of Man United players on them... but people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. :clap:

[Esox Lucius]

Q: What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs Prison?
A: They are both full of cockneys trying to get out.



Q: How many Man U fans does it take to pave up a driveway?
A: Depends how thin you slice them.



Q. What would you call a pregnant Man United fan?
A: A dope carrier.





Q: How many Man United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 560,001. That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.



Michael Barrymore has offered Manchester United £1 million pounds to play as their striker because he wants 10 pricks behind him and 67,000 assholes jumping up and down.



Q: What do Manchester fans use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.



Q: How many Man U supporters does it take to stop a moving Bus?
A: Never enough.



Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.



Q: What do you call a Mancunian with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.



Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Man Utd. fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.



Q: What's the difference between a Man-U fan and a Vibrator?
A: A Man U fan is a real dick

:lol: :lol:

[macca]

LMFAO :clap:

[Col]

lovin em!!! :lol: :clap:

[Ashley]

:lol: :lol: