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  1. 17-11-2004, 03:23 PM #1
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    Default Warning - Virus

    Subject: Manchester United Virus



    Everybody please watch out for the following viruses ...

    The Manchester United Virus ... This is where your PC thinks its far
    superior than any other PC and develops a memory disorder, forgetting
    anything that happened before 1993.

    The Christiano Ronaldo Virus ... This affects newer PC's mainly. The
    computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing works.

    The Roy Keane Virus ... This one is particularly nasty and will throw
    you out of Windows ...

    The Alex Ferguson Virus ... The computer develops a continuous
    whining noise and the on screen clock runs a lot faster or slower
    (depending
    on how your days been), than all the other computers in the building.

    The Tim Howard Virus .... This one's not particularly harmful -
    but you just can't save anything.

    The Neville Bros. Virus ..... Just when you think things can't get
    any worse, this one pops up and causes a calamitous error.

    The Ryan Giggs Virus ... The computer develops a processor problem,
    whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also
    experiences dramatic fluctuation in performance.

    The Kleberson Virus ... This is a particularly ugly one.

    The Manchester United Shirt Virus... This one is especially hard to
    detect as it changes it's format every 3 months
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  2. 17-11-2004, 03:33 PM #2
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    i sware ive seen this before


























    :roll: :roll:
















    :lol: :lol: im not bitter
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  3. 17-11-2004, 03:36 PM #3
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    :lol:

    You have mate, wanted to show a wider audience, to warn them :lol:
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  4. 17-11-2004, 03:41 PM #4
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    Hahaha good one :lol:
    http://www.ruv.net/uploads/media/hendrix1.jpg
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  5. 17-11-2004, 03:48 PM #5
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    :lol: :clap:
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  6. 17-11-2004, 04:28 PM #6
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    Rubbish...
    You're just jealous...
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  7. 17-11-2004, 04:42 PM #7
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    Typical united fan..from london :lol:
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  8. 17-11-2004, 04:43 PM #8
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    yep i dont think theres one united fan on here nearer than 50 miles way :lol:
    lol the trance has gone
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  9. 17-11-2004, 04:51 PM #9
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    even more typical than you think as am not even englsih... ;)
    But I know a good team when i see one...
    :roll: what am I saying???
    I know a Dam Good Team when I see ONe!!!
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  10. 17-11-2004, 04:55 PM #10
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    where you from man? you support a local team there too?..united are a good team but not many people from manchester support them :lol:
    lol the trance has gone
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  11. 17-11-2004, 05:01 PM #11
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    heu... Belgium...
    In the 80ies, they had some decent players but they all dead by now!
    Must say, last time I saw a belgian game, thought of LIverpool and how similar i.e. f***ing boring they were...
    :lol:
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  12. 17-11-2004, 05:04 PM #12
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    lol :lol: liverpool are very boring :lol:
    lol the trance has gone
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    Yeah very :roll:
    http://www.ruv.net/uploads/media/hendrix1.jpg
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    you are though mate, very boring to watch.
    lol the trance has gone
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  15. 17-11-2004, 05:20 PM #15
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    so when I first saw Man U play (back in the dyas of Cantona) it was :love: at first sight!
    Never seen such an entertaining team
    OK, OK, this year hasn't been brilliant, yet...
    I have the faith
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    and by the way, I know plenty of people from Manchester who support Man U ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by penthesilea
    Must say, last time I saw a belgian game, thought of LIverpool and how f***ing boring they were...
    Quote of the day mate :lol:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Numeric
    I'll bet you laffed tho :lol:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Numeric
    Crying manc :roll:
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