Before you run to fetch that huge knife and start sharpening the blade while rocking back and forth thinking "killl Hakka..." please note I've posted this for the comedy value. You may find this comment from an interview with Tidy Trax DJ Lee Haslam funny... I sure did.
“I think that Hard House is always going to be what it is, and it can only get better. We were talking the other day saying that Hard House is getting faster and harder and really we need to get it back down again because if it gets any more faster it’ll turn into Techno and blow itself out. You don’t know, it might turn around and go back underground you don’t know, but we want to slow it down, get the funk back into Hard House. You see a lot of it is just hoovers and noise, but Hard House for us has to have a lot of swing to it and a lot of funk to it, or else it just doesn’t work.