Christiano Ronaldo arrested on rape charge!!

**xes** · 20-10-2005, 11:35 AM

*bits lip to stiffle laughter*

Oh dear,looks like he's either been a naughty boy,or some "enterprising" woman is trying it on.

Hope that if he is foud guilty,he gets the proper sentance and the jury don't take pity on him cos he's just a "poor ickle football player"

We need gags dammit!!

**french_og** · 20-10-2005, 12:08 PM

Load of bollox if you ask me, some stupid dumb slag trying to make a name for herself. When a women goes to a guy room there is only one thing on her mind and that is cock!

Get fed up with all these stupid rape charges, bet she has had more pricks than Phil The Power Taylors Dart Board.

**Esox Lucius** · 20-10-2005, 12:08 PM

will be some bint, hell bent on fame or money. slags!

**xes** · 20-10-2005, 12:11 PM

anyway,it couldn't have been rape.

If she wanted to get away,all she'd have needed to do would be to nudge him,and he'd have been rolling around on the floor :lol:

**Esox Lucius** · 20-10-2005, 12:12 PM

hahaha yeah, maybe he tripped over her and landed in an 'awkward' position :lol:

**Traxx** · 20-10-2005, 12:24 PM

LOl

**dee** · 20-10-2005, 01:28 PM

some bint no dowt

**Numeric** · 21-10-2005, 12:41 AM

It has to be bullsh*t surely...

**dan the acid man** · 21-10-2005, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by xes

anyway,it couldn't have been rape.

If she wanted to get away,all she'd have needed to do would be to nudge him,and he'd have been rolling around on the floor :lol:

haha :lol: :lol:

yeah, sounds like a money making scheme, she will probably be selling her story next

**Traxx** · 21-10-2005, 06:45 PM

Just been reading in the echo a passage from Pinocchio’s new autobiography were he say’s that Ronaldo was offered to us for 4 mill & was set to join till he heard on the TV united had paid 12 mill. Looks like you got had there. He also went on to say that houllier had said to him at the start of the 2003/4 season that we should go for Alan Shearer??????????????????????????? Apparently he thinks he was sure he would come till Newcastle offered him the contract that he wanted. Thank fuk for that.

Good job we got rid of that French cunt when we did.
Good job we got rid of that French cunt when we did.

**Traxx** · 21-10-2005, 06:46 PM

Dunno what happend there.

**davemoore** · 21-10-2005, 07:23 PM

he would not do this i think cuz most girls woulld be after him and if he asked a girl for a shag and she said no he would just ask another girl who most probably would :?: :?:

**Traxx** · 21-10-2005, 07:39 PM

Thats a load of bollox dave. I think if that happend its more likely for it to turn to the "dont you know who i am?" "you wont say no to me" type routine. Power, money & fame corrupts.

**DJsmallpaul** · 21-10-2005, 07:45 PM

My mum cracked me up when i told her about this, she said "What pritty boy ?" haha

**Richierush** · 22-10-2005, 01:41 AM

Originally Posted by Esox Lucius

will be some bint, hell bent on fame or money. slags!

next ull be sayin u were raped by steven gerrard, john :lol: :lol: welcome back boy neem quiet on ere :lol:

**Will** · 22-10-2005, 03:24 AM

A lot of rape charges being thrown at footballers it seems... Ryan Giggs aint pretty no more though, haha. Dunno why some women (used) to fancy him, he didn't look to hot with a big lump on his face at any rate!

**Numeric** · 23-10-2005, 07:21 PM

i don't think anyone else on here is bothered about Ryan Giggs' looks mate, only you...

;)

Cristiano is a w**ker, he hasn't done f**k all this season so far and is still stalling on his contract, what a t**t, he can f**k off...

Park is better anyway...

**Will** · 24-10-2005, 02:03 AM

Yeah, I never liked him, haha.

**Miksta** · 24-10-2005, 02:14 AM

i think he is class, just gotta learn to stop beeing a ball greedy prick

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