self absorbed techno superstars webites should be BANNED!!!

**davethedrummer** · 21-11-2005, 07:43 PM

sorry but i've just been checking out lots of sites looking for mailing address
and i have to say it
what a bunch of twats!
honestly some of the sites with the geezer posing with his f#cking dark glasses on make you want to puke!
( titanium , marco bailey etc etc etc you know who you are)
i'm sorry but every so often i look around to see what people are getting up to
and at the moment all i see are a bunch over over aged tossers trying to look like they've just been auditioning for take that or some other boy band.

yeah i can handle cool people and cool sites

it's naff old dickheads wearing shades with horrible spikey hair that look like they desperately want to shag young girls i have trouble with!

grow up you bunch of morons that's all i can say

and ritchie get a f#cking haircut!!! you look like a right c@nt

rant at 7.36pm gmt by dave the plumber

so there you go

the gloves are off !

**gary_human** · 21-11-2005, 07:50 PM

Instead of mailing your stuff to "self absorbed techno superstars" why not send any free records and stuff to those who dont have self absorbed websites.

Oh! by the way I dont have a website - blag blag

lol

**alsynthe** · 21-11-2005, 07:55 PM

haha spot on with that one!!!

**Technobitch** · 21-11-2005, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by alsynthe

haha spot on with that one!!!

i'd have to agree! funny guy this dave the plumber!

**dan the acid man** · 21-11-2005, 08:37 PM

marco baileys sites overly flashy too, it takes you 30 minutes to work out what to click on

**eyeswithoutaface** · 21-11-2005, 10:06 PM

i got that confused on Marco Bailey's website one night i actually considered quitting everything, production, djing, techno, selling all my gear and just going full time at McDonalds. It was that bad.

Dave the Drummer, good call, seriously.

bring back the days of HTML in Word and drop down menu's in Frontpage that never worked, but we all had them

**rhythmtech** · 21-11-2005, 10:06 PM

has henry got PMS?

**dan the acid man** · 21-11-2005, 10:18 PM

pre mix stress :?: :lol:

**eyeswithoutaface** · 21-11-2005, 10:20 PM

*hands Dan his coat....again*

**rhythmtech** · 21-11-2005, 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by dan the acid man

pre mix stress :?: :lol:

.... just leave.

**koma** · 21-11-2005, 10:27 PM

too many posers in techno deffo.

**dan the acid man** · 21-11-2005, 11:17 PM

it wasn't that bad was it

**alsynthe** · 21-11-2005, 11:18 PM

erm yea dan

**audioinjection** · 21-11-2005, 11:22 PM

:lol:

**Foxxxy** · 22-11-2005, 12:02 AM

Dear Lord,
Last time I logged in this forum was hyperegulated... a couple of months on and what do I find? The usually reserved and balanced Dave The Drummer (are you THAT one?) unleashing negativity towards other DJs. :roll:
I share your views though ;)

**dan the acid man** · 22-11-2005, 12:24 AM

its not negativity towards their dj'ing though, just their over pompous, ego filled, look at me aren't i great sites

**dirty_bass** · 22-11-2005, 12:52 AM

Kill all the DJ`s, screw their grannies and piss on their lawns.
that`ll tech `em

**Stodgy** · 22-11-2005, 02:29 AM

That's the funniest thing I've read in ages :clap: :lol: :clap: :lol:

**The Overfiend** · 22-11-2005, 09:02 AM

I think other people have a hand in Marco's career. When I met him in New York he seemed genuinely tired.
Like he wants to play what he wants to play, and he did a proper set.
But he was tired, he expressed it in a heartfelt way.
I don't support image, at all. I do believe the music speaks for itself.
But yeah I do agree with the whole Be yourself idea Dave is speaking from.
We all know it's not him, when him and G Force both came out they had pony tails and long hair, booking agents come along and they look like revlon commercials. At the end of the day people want to get paid, and do what they need to, to make money.
When your cost of living goes up, and that hot ass teeny bopper wants to bone because you got a decent haircut and can beatmatch wouldnt you get a shapeup and wear a diesel tshirt while spinning?

**davethedrummer** · 22-11-2005, 09:25 AM

yeah sorry
i was being negative yesterday
but i still stand behind what i said.
normally i wouldn't launch an attack , but in this case i make an exception, and here's why:

cool graphics : yes they are a good thing indeed

flashy intros with ( a choice of ) annoying music loops : no please no make it stop!

information about releases : great!

super complicated rollover menus that make you push the mouse around the whole screen to find : no please make it stop!

press photos tucked away so they can be downloaded if need be: totally cool

plastering the entire site with pictures of yourself in various "crazy" outfits: naff as hell go directly to woolworths do not pass deisel do not collect £20,000 in dj fees

anyway , it's all meant in good humour
just having a dig really and having a laugh , you have to admit there are many sites that are pretty overblown these days ( no, i know mine definitely wouldnt count !)
it's a competition isn't it!
but it's naff too.
and it's not just about m.bailey either , his site has always been extremely flash , but there are many more believe me.

i'll get my coat

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