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23-01-2006, 12:17 PM #1BOA Lifetime Member
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Can you measure the hardness of techno?
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23-01-2006, 12:52 PM #2BOA Mod
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cant get harder than extratone
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23-01-2006, 01:46 PM #3BOA Lifetime Member
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more than likely,but why would u want to
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23-01-2006, 02:43 PM #4BOA Lifetime Member
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No.
Can you measure the crapness of hard house?Solitary by nature.
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23-01-2006, 03:05 PM #5BOA Lifetime Member
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you can actually buy "How crap is your Hard House?" testing kits from most branches of woolies, smiths and various motorway service stations. Really handy, just play your Hard House into its mini inbuilt microphone, and it gauges on its little chart just how crap your Hard House really is
Originally Posted by dirty_bass
they dont work for Techno though, but i mean we all know that all techno is crap anyway so we are fine
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23-01-2006, 03:29 PM #6BOA Lifetime Member
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Surely there is a techno hardness test.
Something about a hardened tungsten bolt dropped onto the record or something, with the hardness measure against a scale.Solitary by nature.
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23-01-2006, 03:29 PM #7BOA Lifetime Member
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Twilo would win anyway.
Solitary by nature.
Isolation is the gift.
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31-01-2006, 11:28 AM #8Junior Freak
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i know some people who believe it is related to the level of ringing in their ears the day after the party.
(i ain't kidding, they really believe this)
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31-01-2006, 11:44 AM #9the big pork pie
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31-01-2006, 12:17 PM #10BOA Lifetime Member
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these people should know that's usually from a bad soundsystem Originally Posted by DJAmok
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31-01-2006, 01:57 PM #11BOA Lifetime Member
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31-01-2006, 08:43 PM #12M.O.D.
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you can measure hardness, but can you measure badness?
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31-01-2006, 10:09 PM #13Ultimate Freak
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Can you measure the hardness of techno?
Yes, but the number of angels that weep Originally Posted by AcidTrash
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31-01-2006, 10:19 PM #14Junior Freak
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"Can you measure the hardness of techno?"
Yeah, apparently you need to just measure how much distortion and compression is used. Example: Carnage 003 = very hard, SAB011 = very soft.
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31-01-2006, 10:38 PM #15M.O.D.
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well, if you apply the following equation for hardness...
you get this...
of course, if improperly calculated, you might end up with this...
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03-02-2006, 02:27 AM #16Junior Freak
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:lol: Originally Posted by SlavikSvensk
well, if you apply the following equation for hardness...
you get this...
of course, if improperly calculated, you might end up with this...
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02-06-2006, 07:28 PM #17It is inevitable.
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:lol: Originally Posted by dirty_bass
nothing can compare to that level of shite!!Bás Ar An Impireacht
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09-06-2006, 02:07 PM #18Junior Freak
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one suggestion would be to stand in front of a large stack whilst the tune to be tested is played repeatedly at high volume. if after dancing about like a maniac without the help of stimulants for 60 mins you are still fit for more, then clearley it is not hard enough!!!
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09-06-2006, 06:20 PM #19BOA Lifetime Member
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I measured the girth of Scott Grays mums gash with a pair of vernier calipers and it went off the scale
N.T.S :eyes:
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09-06-2006, 08:29 PM #20BOA Lifetime Member
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That`s only cos I had opened it up previously with my man snake.
Solitary by nature.
Isolation is the gift.
Does anyone have courage to stand apart any more?
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