Can you measure the hardness of techno?

[eyeswithoutaface]

that's your copy of Template unpacked and back in my box then Daniel san

[The Divide]

:lol:

[The Divide]

that's your copy of Template unpacked and back in my box then Daniel san

Oh come on, play nice :P

You should be working for the distributor

[eyeswithoutaface]

haha

tis already packed up gonna post it off on monday

[davethedrummer]

yes you can measure the hardness of techno
by repeatedley smashing people over the head with your records.
everyone knows that house music doesn't hurt
techno is annoying
and hard techno is time to call the police
so....
if someone whacks you round the head with some records and you think it is time to call the police
then it must be hard techno
and then you should judge it's hardness on how quickly the police arrive at the scene of the crime.

easy

next question please !

[dirty_bass]

however, if someone wacks you round the head with your own records, and while you lie on the floor you see them running away with your bag.
You may well be at a squat party of ill repute.

[eyeswithoutaface]

however, if someone wacks you round the head with your own records, and while you lie on the floor you see them running away with your bag.
You may well be at a squat party of ill repute.

or at any legal party in Bristol, particulary in Lakota

[DannyBlack]

"thats the last time i try to measure the hardness of techno!"

[DannyBlack]

"sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt t!!!! that techno stuff is way too harrrrrrrddddd!!!"