Best Football Chants

[Microdot]

Any match going football fans on here got any favourite chants?
if so, post up the words so we can all have a laugh.

here's a couple of mine for starters.

(To The Tune Of "In My Liverpool Home")

In Yer Liverpool Slums,
In Yer Liverpool Slums,
You Speak With An Accent Excedingly Rare,
You Wear A Pink Tracksuit And You've Got Curly Hair,
In Yer Liverpool Slums.

In Yer Liverpool Slums,
In Yer Liverpool Slums,
You Look In The Dustbins For Something To Eat,
You Find A Dead Rat And You Think It's A Treat,
In Yer Liverpool Slums.


(To The Tune Of "You Are My Sunshine")

You Are A Scouser,
A Dirty Scouser,
You're Only Happy On Giro Day,
Your Mum's Out Theiving,
Your Dad's Out Dealing,
Please Don't Take My Hubcaps Away.

[Esox Lucius]

the best one i have heard recently is, sang to the main street preachers tune

"if you tolerate rix, then your children will be next"


and i think it was qpr fans to peter crouch "freeeeeeeeeeeeeak"

[Esox Lucius]

one sang at goodison a few times

you put your transfer in your transfer out
in out in out you fuck them all about
you do the stevie gerrard and you change your mind
thats what its all about

[Esox Lucius]

the best one i have heard recently is, sang to the main street preachers tune

"if you tolerate rix, then your children will be next"


and i think it was qpr fans to peter crouch "freeeeeeeeeeeeeak"

manic not main

[nick_anarchy]

Any match going football fans on here got any favourite chants?
if so, post up the words so we can all have a laugh.

here's a couple of mine for starters.

(To The Tune Of "In My Liverpool Home")

In Yer Liverpool Slums,
In Yer Liverpool Slums,
You Speak With An Accent Excedingly Rare,
You Wear A Pink Tracksuit And You've Got Curly Hair,
In Yer Liverpool Slums.

In Yer Liverpool Slums,
In Yer Liverpool Slums,
You Look In The Dustbins For Something To Eat,
You Find A Dead Rat And You Think It's A Treat,
In Yer Liverpool Slums.


(To The Tune Of "You Are My Sunshine")

You Are A Scouser,
A Dirty Scouser,
You're Only Happy On Giro Day,
Your Mum's Out Theiving,
Your Dad's Out Dealing,
Please Don't Take My Hubcaps Away.

hahahaha classic's

[phantomdj]

i found the arsenal one to be the best...

**** em all, **** em all,

man united, west ham, liverpool

because we are the arsenal,

we are the best,

we are the champions now **** off the rest

heard that on dennis pennis

[Numeric]

one sang at goodison a few times

you put your transfer in your transfer out
in out in out you fuck them all about
you do the stevie gerrard and you change your mind
thats what its all about

That's classic man...

I've always liked...

Build a bonfire build a bonfire, put the scousers on the top, put Man City in the middle and we'll burn the f**kin lot!!

[conflict]

harry roberts is our mate, is our mate, is our mate

harry roberts is our mate, he kills coppers

let him out to kil some more, kill some more, kill some more

let him out to kil some more, harry roberts!!

[basslinejunkie]

one sang at goodison a few times

you put your transfer in your transfer out
in out in out you fuck them all about
you do the stevie gerrard and you change your mind
thats what its all about

lol thats class

[Microdot]

(Lord Of The Dance)

Park, Park,
Wherever You May Be,
You Eat Dogs In Your Own Country,
But It Could Be Worse,
You Could Be A Skause,
Eating Rats In Yer Council House.

(This Is How It Feels - Inspiral Carpets)

This Is How It Feels To Be City,
This Is How It Feels To Be Small,
This Is How It Feels When Your Team Wins Nothing At All.

[dj casualty]

who's that lyin on the runway
who's that lyin in the snow
its busby and his boys
makin all the fukin noise
coz there air plane wouldn't go


and this one
sung in the tune of 'my old mans a dustman''

stevie bull's a tatter
he wears a tatters hat
he comes from wolverhampton
and he's a fukin twat
he runs down the left wing
he runs down the right
he couldn't score a goal if he ran all fukin night

[Microdot]

who's that lyin on the runway
who's that lyin in the snow
its busby and his boys
makin all the fukin noise
coz there air plane wouldn't go

you're a ****in cocksucker sunshine.

[nick_anarchy]

who's that lyin on the runway
who's that lyin in the snow
its busby and his boys
makin all the fukin noise
coz there air plane wouldn't go


and this one
sung in the tune of 'my old mans a dustman''

stevie bull's a tatter
he wears a tatters hat
he comes from wolverhampton
and he's a fukin twat
he runs down the left wing
he runs down the right
he couldn't score a goal if he ran all fukin night

dont even cross me

[macca]

ha ha ^ better watch out

[piginabush]

who's that lyin on the runway
who's that lyin in the snow
its busby and his boys
makin all the fukin noise
coz there air plane wouldn't go

you're a **** cocksucker sunshine.

If you cant take it, dont start threads where you know your team is going to get some abuse :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Microdot]

who's that lyin on the runway
who's that lyin in the snow
its busby and his boys
makin all the fukin noise
coz there air plane wouldn't go

you're a **** cocksucker sunshine.

If you cant take it, dont start threads where you know your team is going to get some abuse :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can take it alright kiddo.
banter and amusing chants are all good and I'm not worried about folk making fun of my team.
but this little scrote, dj casualty, is making humour from the deaths of young men, many of whom were still in their teens.
if he wants to come and sing his little chant to me in person, he is more than welcome to.

and in future, unless you have anything worthwhile to contribute, I suggest you keep out of matters that don't concern you son.

[DJsmallpaul]

Don't read if easily offended but this one i've heard a few times...very racist & not a view shared by moi.

To the tune of (my old mans a dustman)


My old mans a racist so he joined the bnp
he hates those paki bastards but proud he's from Burnley
he grew up on the stoops estate where they don't give a ****
& when he see's a paki he'll always have a rook

[DJsmallpaul]

who's that lyin on the runway
who's that lyin in the snow
its busby and his boys
makin all the fukin noise
coz there air plane wouldn't go

you're a **** cocksucker sunshine.

If you cant take it, dont start threads where you know your team is going to get some abuse :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can take it alright kiddo.
banter and amusing chants are all good and I'm not worried about folk making fun of my team.
but this little scrote, dj casualty, is making humour from the deaths of young men, many of whom were still in their teens.
if he wants to come and sing his little chant to me in person, he is more than welcome to.

and in future, unless you have anything worthwhile to contribute, I suggest you keep out of matters that don't concern you son.

I don't see how you can have a go at Casualty fella :dontevengothere: loads of football chants are nasty, dirogotive, personal & usuallt straight to the point. Also typing stuff like "if he wants to come and sing his little chant to me in person, he is more than welcome to" doesn't do you any favours.

[nick_anarchy]

aint it good to crush your own fans

[DJsmallpaul]

This one's CLASS :clap:

again to the tune of (my old man's a dustman)

Michael Owens magic he wares a magic hat
& when he play's for England he's faster than a cat
he'll score goals with his left, he'll score em with his right
& when we play the Germans HE'LL SCORE ALL FUKIN NIGHT !!!

:lol: