Hard techno should stop being so hard.

What you should do is create the genre "Soft techno" (techno for the tea & biscuits generation) which is made up of no kick drum & no bass - its basically just a pallet of light & airy rhythms.

On entry to the "soft techno" club you recieve a yoga mat and a complimentary cup of tea (in a plastic cup of course) and "nice" biscuit. The chill-out room consists of live pan pipe players for those that require something a little more worldly.

It's a sure winner.