Dear Digital Village
Many thanks once again, for you’re seemingly automated and un-comprehensive response.
Unfortunately the latest information that you have supplied me still leaves me in the dark about when, (if ever), I will receive my order. Apparently the latest information from your supplier is that the two, Adam A7 Active Nearfield Monitors are due to arrive here around the 09/03/07. But this has also been many different date’s in the past.
(Please note that this is only an estimated time of arrival to your warehouse, and subsequently I am looking forward to your next impersonal response stating that this date has changed again).
I will accept your sincere apologies for this delay, and be assured that you are doing everything that we can to get this product out to all or your customers as quickly as possible as long as I can be assured from a personal email or phone call stating the exact reasons why your suppliers are being so unreliable with their information.
However, as I have a pair of monitors in my studio with blown tweaters, I can still work on projects as long as I want them to make people deaf and possibly give them tinitus. Therefore, as my goods are not expected to arrive with you within 7 days, I have 3 options:-
Option 1
Obviously I can keep the order in place with you, and hope that one day, (Hopefully before the next world war), I will receive my pair of ADAM A7’s, which must be more valuable than platinum at the moment, at some point in the future. Or at least receive some solid information that I can trust.
Option 2
I can leave the order in place, but get a refund from you, and then when Arnold Schwarzenegger is president, you can contact me via telepathy and I can tell you that speakers no longer exist.
Option 3
I can completely cancel my order with you and never deal with you again.
I am undecided which option to choose at the moment, so I’m afraid I can only make my mind up when I get a decent reply from you.
Assuring you that I really want these monitors,
Kind regards
Alex Lett
The broken tweater man