Toughest Player In The Prem

[Esox Lucius]

big cunt samba like

carragher

[Will]

Rooney could probably beat both those dudes up at the same time.

I somehow doubt it! They're both about 6'4, so they could outrange him and I'm sure they're stronger than him too, I mean Drogba's ripped to **** as well as a big guy.

[Microdot]

I somehow doubt it! They're both about 6'4, so they could outrange him and I'm sure they're stronger than him too, I mean Drogba's ripped to **** as well as a big guy.

yeah. I forgot that height = toughness.
for example, Frank Bruno's extra height and reach and more toned physique was simply too much for little Mike Tyson wasn't it..

and that Bruce Lee fella at 5'7" was a giant of a man.

[french_og]

I remember Colleymore thought he was a tough guy and Mike Tindell of England and Gloucester laid him out cold with one punch in a bar in London after Colleymore got chopsy and squared up to him.

[Microdot]

I remember Colleymore thought he was a tough guy and Mike Tindell of England and Gloucester laid him out cold with one punch in a bar in London after Colleymore got chopsy and squared up to him.

not sure what point this proves as no one's even mentioned Collymore as a potential hard man, though a gripping story nonetheless.

[Will]

yeah. I forgot that height = toughness.
for example, Frank Bruno's extra height and reach and more toned physique was simply too much for little Mike Tyson wasn't it..

and that Bruce Lee fella at 5'7" was a giant of a man.

There wasn't that much between them though and Bruce Lee said he wouldn't want to fight Mohammad Ali, plus he was an actor, so you don't know how hard he really was.

Are you a short arse or something?

[Will]

My mate suggested David James, he's a big guy and goal keepers are pretty brave. I reckon Toldo could handle himself as well, maybe Dida too, even if he is a cheat. Though they're not in the Prem of course. I don't reckon David James would do too well at sumo wrestling though, he'd probably go charging out the ring, missing his opponent completely!

[Microdot]

There wasn't that much between them though and Bruce Lee said he wouldn't want to fight Mohammad Ali, plus he was an actor, so you don't know how hard he really was.

Are you a short arse or something?

lol. Tyson fcukin pasted Bruno, it was one of the most one sided heavyweight bouts in boxing history.

Bruce Lee was a martial artist first and an actor second. try googling his name to find out a little more about him as there ain't enough hours in the day to list his achievements here.

either way, I reckon Rooney would knock the shite out of both Drogba and Terry.
Drogba's writhing on the floor in agony at the mearest hint of contact. imagine what he'd be like if someone actually lamped him one.

[french_og]

Microdot - footballers are pussies, if you want to watch some real tough men play sport the Heniken Cup is on this weekend starting with Gloucster vs Ulster Friday night Skyports 2.... It will be an education for you..

[Esox Lucius]

nah if you want to see proper hard men watch the GAA on setanta.

[french_og]

I think i would use the word 'Nuts' for those players!!! Yeah hard ba*tards they are.. I seen a bit of it on Setanta the other day.

[judas_beast]

Rooney?! hahaha, yeah he was a good boxer, so ****ing what? Zat Knight would get blasted on crack and tear him to ****ing pieces!

[Frank Dogshit]

little robbie keane is meant to be hard lad.

can imagine he could hold his own in them bareknuckle gypsy fights.

[Frank Dogshit]

captions below... :)

[Microdot]

Microdot - footballers are pussies, if you want to watch some real tough men play sport the Heniken Cup is on this weekend starting with Gloucster vs Ulster Friday night Skyports 2.... It will be an education for you..

not really interested in the relative hardness of footballers to other sports tbh. the thread is about who folk think is the toughest player in the premiership at the moment.

those of you interested in peanut cuddling can start your own thread about who the toughest egg chaser is if you like.
good luck with it and the 2 or 3 responses it'll get.

like I already said, all this "rugby players would knock shit out of em" stuff is largely a falacy anyway. can't think of a single rugby player who Duncan Ferguson or Norman Whiteside couldn't have beaten up.

[Will]

Well, that's all speculation, but I'm sure most Rugby players could have those 2 to be honest, they weren't very big by Rugby standards.

As for Drogba, him play acting doesn't mean he couldn't handle himself if push came to shove.

[Microdot]

Well, that's all speculation, but I'm sure most Rugby players could have those 2 to be honest, they weren't very big by Rugby standards.

As for Drogba, him play acting doesn't mean he couldn't handle himself if push came to shove.

fcukin ell, talk about missing the point. didn't name those two players cause of their size, named them cause they were known to be ****ing hard cunts off the pitch.

again, all this shit about rugby players being so ****in hard is bollocks. Barry McGuigan, Bruce Lee, Prince Naseem etc would all knock the utter shite out of 99.99% of rugby players, look how big they are.
anyway, as has already been established in a previous thread, rugby is for gayers.

as for Drogba, he's a big girl's blouse.

[Eddowion]

captions below... :)

Oi'll tump ya in da gob, den ue'll have lips loik dis.

[Will]

fcukin ell, talk about missing the point. didn't name those two players cause of their size, named them cause they were known to be ****ing hard cunts off the pitch.

again, all this shit about rugby players being so ****in hard is bollocks. Barry McGuigan, Bruce Lee, Prince Naseem etc would all knock the utter shite out of 99.99% of rugby players, look how big they are.
anyway, as has already been established in a previous thread, rugby is for gayers.

as for Drogba, he's a big girl's blouse.

Haha, well it seems obvious to me that you're a short arse, so why don't you pick a fight with some huge guy who obviously works out, if that sort of thing makes little or no difference then you should stand a 50-50 chance. Then post a pic of what you look like afterwards...

Bruce Lee and Mike Tyson are exceptions perhaps, but McGuigan and Prince Naseem wouldn't stand a chance against someone like Sheridan.

[Esox Lucius]

size means **** all, a lad i know foggy is about 5'8, and skinny as ****, seen him do a few big cunts, biting chunks out of their nose and that, mad little cunt.