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    Default Erection assassinators.

    The decks are fired up, you got a nice pace going, you're 2 or 3 records into a beefy mix and they have been fuh-law-less you reach for another record- dont recognise the label but who gives a crap- bloods pumping, legs are going, the impression of a guy on a tred mill keeps popping up, the occasional point to god comes into play, house mates gave up on coronation street to come in and shake it and then there it is- you start mixing the random un recognised label, in it kicks with an all mighty...... (at this point you would expect BOOM!) but no, it is a lame production- on par with DJ Fergies "cheeky biscuits", deep breath out, mood over, mix stopped, cup of tea made and sulk ensues...

    Erection assassinated.

    Question: anyone else get that? great mix until you put on a shit track which kills the mood, or do ye just soldier on? am i just a tempramental sod?
    Last edited by DannyBlack; 27-12-2007 at 01:04 PM. Reason: Chris Martin ate my hamster.
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    KNOW YOUR RECORDS.

    There's really no excuse.

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    lol i know, i know- this one in particular was one i bought in kind of a mix bag from a mate, never really listened to it properly- serves me right!
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    i don't buy shit records!
    21 minutes to know

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    never? can you honestly say you own no shit records or really bad pressings? *curses carl maxes last release on compressed*
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    Yeah, mines called the MRS

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    Quote Originally Posted by RDR View Post
    Yeah, mines called the MRS
    The Mark Ronson Special?

    Yeah, that kills it for me too.

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    :lol:
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    Mix out of it fast and recover.
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    no can do man, it just kills my buzz altogether. i like perfection- if it aint then the buzz just dies. I get back into it an hour later like, but its a reet pain in the ball bag.
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    get the f***er out of your bag... and know your records!
    as Techmouse says, there is really no excuse!!

    i dont buy many records at the moment coz im usually broke... but the upside is i know every beat of each track like the back of my hand!

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    How well do you know the front of your hand?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dvnt View Post
    How well do you know the front of your hand?
    i think it looks like Dj Fergie

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    Quote Originally Posted by stjohn View Post
    i think it looks like Dj Fergie


    Is that a help or a hinderance when you are beating one off?
    Its all about the ointment......

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    Depends if it's the weekend I imagine.
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    Happy days.
    Last edited by TechMouse; 28-12-2007 at 04:11 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stjohn View Post
    i think it looks like Dj Fergie
    Cut it off Cut it off!!!!
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    anybody else done the buying the wrong record thing?, you either pick the wrong one online, or someone tells you that great record you heard is called such and such, but they've told you duff info.

    :xredface:
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan the acid man View Post
    anybody else done the buying the wrong record thing?, you either pick the wrong one online, or someone tells you that great record you heard is called such and such, but they've told you duff info.

    :xredface:
    yeah DanP has:lol: http://www.blackoutaudio.co.uk/forum...ad.php?t=52979

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    Quote Originally Posted by DannyBlack View Post
    the impression of a guy on a tred mill keeps popping up
    WTF???? hahahahahhaha :lol::lol:

 

 
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