Records with women on the labels with their tits out ?
I don't feel there's QUITE been enough generic labels featuring such imagery in the techno scene of late.
Really. No, seriously.
I mean, I know most techno djs/producers would give 50 cent a run in the 'pimping' stakes (ahem... COUGH...Splutter) but come on..... Who the **** started this shit ? Is this all that techno stands for ? TBH for me this sorta stuff conjures up images of bedroom bound, tv tanned geeks tugging themselves into oblivion in front of a copy of Ableton...
I guess the music has truly ceased to speak for itself, huh ?
PS: As usual, perhaps not a popular view - but hey, it's an open forum ;-)
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22-08-2008, 09:41 AM #1Supreme Freak
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Can we have some more...
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22-08-2008, 09:46 AM #2the big pork pie
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This thread is useless without pictures.
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22-08-2008, 09:52 AM #3Supreme Freak
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I've got a photo from the 80's of dwarven, big haired jizz magnet SAM FOX with a copy of the new Robert Hood - Fabric Live CD nestling between her tits. It's ****ing awesome on 2 counts.
1 = It has tits and techno in it
2 = It is completely anachronistic
I'd post it but as I'm kinda against such things I'm not going to bother. I'm sure you can all imagine it though. Mick Fleetwood is also in the background, looking disappointed.I whip on horses at the rock jam sessions. I'm a rockstar.
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22-08-2008, 10:05 AM #4Supreme Freak
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22-08-2008, 10:47 AM #5BOA Mod
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jamie's right. why isnt there more records with man boobs on?
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22-08-2008, 12:02 PM #6Junior Freak
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Yeah you wonder how many records are sold purely because there's tits on them. Can't be that many that it justifies doing it surely.
Luckily the artwork's a good indicator of the quality of music on them.
We need less tits and more Thighpaulsandra type artwork!
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23-08-2008, 05:59 AM #7The Demon Beast
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23-08-2008, 11:14 AM #8Junior Freak
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Dan Lodig - Che Si haz boobs iirc
You forgot Apple Laptop in that Ableton statement.
Personally I can't be doing with this using Windows/OSX and a computer probably powerful enough to complete the genome database in a few days, to make music/play out. I personally find PCDOS and 133MHz PC I found in a skip adequate.
Me and mates have been looking to release vinyl for an age now, unfortunately it's expensive and if you have more than 1 colour on the label it's even more expensive, so no monster orbs on our stuff. I suppose I could just glue some plastic ones on, but then that wouldn't be much use for playing the other side, tbh tho' nobody would probably notice the difference with my music anyway :S
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05-09-2008, 11:02 PM #9Prince Of Warthogs
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TITS!
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05-09-2008, 11:27 PM #10BOA Mod
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there was one hardcore record whose sleeve was completely covered with bunch of explicit porn images.. can't remember label name right now
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06-09-2008, 11:02 AM #11Junior Freak
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Fist of Fury on Phantasm?
http://www.discogs.com/image/R-228595-1099151686.jpg
THe images are too small to see but i remember one of his sleeves having lots of amputee porn and the like.
And there's the iconic:
http://www.discogs.com/release/313971
Lovely stuff!
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06-09-2008, 11:57 AM #12BOA Mod
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yeah thats the one! i have bigger image saved somewhere...
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06-09-2008, 01:56 PM #13It is inevitable.
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Tits are for lightweights, I want clunge on my records. Gaping minges or I won't buy your vinyl.
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Seriously though, I couldn't give a monkeys what picture is on the vinyl.Bás Ar An Impireacht
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06-09-2008, 03:22 PM #14Junior Freak
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dicks are way better.
http://www.667u.com/dj%20rainbow%20ejaculation.htmlSo. Behind their eyes the hope in them was sickening, and in many, dead. They lived from event to event with a subtle terror of the gap between, filling up their lives with distractions to avoid the emptiness where curiosity should have been, and breathing a gasp of relief when the children passed the point of asking questions about what life was for.
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06-09-2008, 04:23 PM #15It is inevitable.
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You can't put willies on vinyl. You just can't.
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06-09-2008, 05:24 PM #16Junior Freak
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Blimey that's rather full on! haha :lol:
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06-09-2008, 06:23 PM #17acieeeeeeeeeeeeed
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you can but they make a mess Originally Posted by DannyBlack
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06-09-2008, 06:56 PM #18It is inevitable.
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:lol: theres loving vinyl and then theres "loving" vinyl.
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06-09-2008, 07:20 PM #19Junior Freak
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what about dj skinhead - extreme terror rmxes on cunt records? Originally Posted by DannyBlack
http://www.discogs.com/viewimages?release=16380nabrekla su tehno muda
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06-09-2008, 09:56 PM #20Junior Freak
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Personaly, I don't give shit what is on the cover, middle or stashed in the sleeve.
So long as it's easy to spot while rifling through your tunes what difference does it make?
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