WHEN YOU DJ WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU PLAY???

[mistah-wedding-deejay]

i do weddings so i play a lot of pop hits disco and club favourites and such i play mp3s off my laptop mostly

what do youo play???????????

[tekku7181]

stuff that would ruin a wedding b4 everyone had a chance to sit down..

[tioneb]

i like to play porn movies soundtracks.

also johnny halliday, patrick sébastien, chantal goya, bernard minet, paul van dick.

[gumpy green]

bonkers cds back to back with farm yard animal samples "moooo-in" and "baaaaaa-ing" over the top... sometimes i mc stuff like old macdonald had a farm eeee, i eeee i, - oh. check it...

click this, link then ryme along...

Ima bad mutha fukin sheep luvin supa star....you can be too, just ryme along....one too three........(choose whatever animal you want)

1.
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
And on his farm he had some chicks
Ee i ee i o
With a cluck-cluck here
And a cluck-cluck there
Here a cluck, there a cluck
Everywhere a cluck-cluck
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o

2
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
And on his farm he had some cows
Ee i ee i oh
With a moo-moo here
And a moo-moo there
Here a moo, there a moo
Everywhere a moo-moo
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o

3
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
And on his farm he had some pigs
Ee i ee i o
With an oink-oink here
And an oink-oink there
Here an oink, there an oink
Everywhere an oink-oink
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o

Add in other animals that you teach on the farm like :
dogs - woof-woof
cat - meow-meow
sheeps - baa-baa
horses - neigh-neigh

Staright up husslin all the sukaz................

check dis new track.......all midied up mcdonlad.....

[MangaFish]

i like to play the spoons

i tap dance too ;)

[maily]

i sometimes do a country & western set with live stylophone accompaniment,
absolutely kicking, can't fail!

[DROID]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Si the Sigh]

Country & Western mixed & mashed up with some 2 step and lashings of PHAT bass!

[The Overfiend]

I blend Nelly songs with Cannibal Corpse lyrics.

[Tony]

i managed to sample my stereotypical heavy metal neighbour hacking his guts up every five mins and gentley place that over some phillip glass.

i think the word discordant fits the description of the mix.

shania twain on the third deck, yeah baby i got the skills, mix master!!

[mistah-wedding-deejay]

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE SEIRIOUS?????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????

[Dustin Zahn]

One time at this wedding I played back in '87 I played nothing but The Clash for 2 straight hours.

[Stella Boy]

I play alot of different styles but my biggest crowd pleaser is a very very limited 12" of an 80's classic. There's were only 100 printed and I've seen them going on Ebay for upto £100

I am, of course, talking about the seminal release: The Grumbleweeds sing the classics of Bob Dylan, whilst wearing gas masks.

I tell you, this paved the way for some of the most serious underground dark techno releases of the modern era.

[Col]

i play nothing. i just stand naked, scratching records with my penis, with the levels turned down. djing is all about entertainment.

[Stella Boy]

i play nothing. i just stand naked, scratching records with my penis, with the levels turned down. djing is all about entertainment.

So you're a cheesy DJ then ?

[basslinejunkie]

i play nothing. i just stand naked, scratching records with my penis, with the levels turned down. djing is all about entertainment.

So you're a cheesy DJ then ?

hahaha :lol:

[Stuart]

stuff that would ruin a wedding b4 everyone had a chance to sit down..

not my wedding

When I get married, there'll be no pop fucking music played there. I can't stand the stuff. It'll be tech house to hard driving dark twisted techno.

[Col]

i play nothing. i just stand naked, scratching records with my penis, with the levels turned down. djing is all about entertainment.

So you're a cheesy DJ then ?

in some respects sure. lets just say that when i get booked, the customer doesnt get what they expected.

[The Overfiend]

i play nothing. i just stand naked, scratching records with my penis, with the levels turned down. djing is all about entertainment.

So you're a cheesy DJ then ?

in some respects sure. lets just say that when i get booked, the customer doesnt get what they expected.

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[jonnyspeed]

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